What Made You Laugh Today?

[lOki]

nuthn made me laugh yet . . . . still waiting lol

[torn asunder]

  On 12/23/2009 at 8:36 PM, lOki said:

nuthn made me laugh yet . . . . still waiting lol

HA! you laughed!

[*Siren*]

I have a funny story. All day yesterday I was telling people that I was going "hooping" with the girls, as in hula hooping. Apparently "hooping" means to stash something in your bum! Oops!

[pomba gira]

Running across the ex's whiny FetLife profile.

[Homicidalheathen]

Mariah Careys exceptance speach

[candyman]

Someone told me that it was illegal to fire a full-auto rifle yesterday at the gun range...everyone was laughing at him along with me...the moron was just pissed that he wasn't in the reenactment crew with the MG42 and the Browning .30!

[Joey Deadcat]

This:

[Simon Bar Sinister]

yes, I KNOW I'm fucked up for laughing at this, but x 1,000,000!

http://io9.com/5448319/human+meets+dolphin-love-story-takes-you-where-avatar-wont

[Rev.Reverence]

HomacidalHeathen & Cat'sEyeOfTheWiccan just stopped by....HH is in RARE FORM...giddy as a..schoolgirl, yeah, that's it...a schoolgirl...

[Der Nister]

  On 1/6/2010 at 6:01 PM, *Siren* said:

I have a funny story. All day yesterday I was telling people that I was going "hooping" with the girls, as in hula hooping. Apparently "hooping" means to stash something in your bum! Oops!

So how often do you go "hooping"?

Only on weekends? During the week?

You left out the details to this, "hooping" thing you do.

[*Siren*]

  On 1/14/2010 at 9:17 PM, Der Nister said:

So how often do you go "hooping"?

Only on weekends? During the week?

You left out the details to this, "hooping" thing you do.

Every Tuesday night.

[deathfearsnone]

So today I signed onto myspace i get an im saying wadup lo?

I say huh?

She goes juggalo.

I go I kinda grew out of that phase

She goes bye

I say so since i grew out of that music genre you can't talk to me

Well she calls me a fake and how i never was a juggalo blaw blaw blaw

and then said i used her for sex like 3 years ago.

We had sex one time and then she did not want to date me at all.

So who used who?

This totally made my day cause well come on how random was that.

Its like an ex gf coming back and being pissed at you cause oh no your hair colour is different haha

[taysteewonderbunny]

Gothkytten is a trip.

[jynxxxedangel]

My husband telling me a funny story, about how his co-workers saved some Christmas candy for him. He was eating a piece of the toffee, and it went crunchy, all of a sudden...then, he realised it was one of his fillings...

...but, what really made it funny, was when he replied to my accusation: "You probably picked the filling out of the candy, and finished eating it, anyway!"

He DID.

[Michiko_Dreads]

So my husband, a friend and I were leaving the parking structure and my husband is paying the attendant and as soon as we are done my fried rolls down the window, laughs like popeye and sprays the guy with silly string while he was making a phone call.I laughed so hard it hurt and thinking about it now its even funnier.

[Lillylu29]

  On 12/10/2009 at 1:48 AM, Oh_My_Goth said:

Video is disabled, but still funny as all hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUxRrzVs8vM

thats my favorite saturday night live bit ever! Thats my only joy at x-mas time is watching this and a christmas story.. lol

[gothkytten (2)]

my bunny chasing my cat......

[Scales]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

[Der Nister]

Getting back my test score from yesterdays exam (got 83%) and finding out that out of everyone that took the 9 part exam, I was one of only two that passed and I had the highest score.

And those college kids thought I couldn't do it.

[Msterbeau]

  On 1/20/2010 at 8:11 AM, Scales said:

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

Oh dear...

[jynxxxedangel]

A cartoon picture that Brenda Starrr posted on Facebook. It depicts a unicorn, shitting rainbows, and a guy with rainbow muck up to his knees, sweeping up after it.

[AmieLamie]

A neighbor who lives below my apartment referring to a penis as a

"Long John Silver" and a vagina as a "Betty Crocker."

Not sure where he came up with these, but they were funny.

[StormKnight (1)]

  On 1/22/2010 at 1:06 AM, AmieLamie said:

A neighbor who lives below my apartment referring to a penis as a

"Long John Silver" and a vagina as a "Betty Crocker."

Not sure where he came up with these, but they were funny.

Perhaps the idea of "batter dipping the plank?"

...

Damn. That popped into mind waaay to quickly to be pure of heart and mind.

[AmieLamie]

  On 1/22/2010 at 1:13 AM, StormKnight said:

Perhaps the idea of "batter dipping the plank?"

...

Damn. That popped into mind waaay to quickly to be pure of heart and mind.

[pomba gira]

The vid of the bobsledder "wardrobe malfunction"