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I have a funny story. All day yesterday I was telling people that I was going "hooping" with the girls, as in hula hooping. Apparently "hooping" means to stash something in your bum! Oops!

So how often do you go "hooping"?

Only on weekends? During the week?

You left out the details to this, "hooping" thing you do.

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So today I signed onto myspace i get an im saying wadup lo?

I say huh?

She goes juggalo.

I go I kinda grew out of that phase

She goes bye

I say so since i grew out of that music genre you can't talk to me

Well she calls me a fake and how i never was a juggalo blaw blaw blaw

and then said i used her for sex like 3 years ago.

We had sex one time and then she did not want to date me at all.

So who used who?

This totally made my day cause well come on how random was that.

Its like an ex gf coming back and being pissed at you cause oh no your hair colour is different haha

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My husband telling me a funny story, about how his co-workers saved some Christmas candy for him. He was eating a piece of the toffee, and it went crunchy, all of a sudden...then, he realised it was one of his fillings...

...but, what really made it funny, was when he replied to my accusation: "You probably picked the filling out of the candy, and finished eating it, anyway!"

He DID. :rofl:

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So my husband, a friend and I were leaving the parking structure and my husband is paying the attendant and as soon as we are done my fried rolls down the window, laughs like popeye and sprays the guy with silly string while he was making a phone call.I laughed so hard it hurt and thinking about it now its even funnier.

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A neighbor who lives below my apartment referring to a penis as a

"Long John Silver" and a vagina as a "Betty Crocker."

Not sure where he came up with these, but they were funny.

Perhaps the idea of "batter dipping the plank?"

...

Damn. That popped into mind waaay to quickly to be pure of heart and mind.

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