Troy Spiral (13) Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Never went grocery shopping in a home improvement store located in a foreign country, that no one has ever heard of before. WTF is a grocery store. Hunts Mootees, which are a rare species of cow, which hang upside down from trees and only come down at night to graze. They apparently evolved this way to avoid being tipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0pheliA Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Was a pre-show fluffer for Menudo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral (13) Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Was a pre-show fluffer for Menudo Shhh, it says MAKE SOMETHING UP. Not let out all my secrets. Sheesh! Is determined to find El Dorado and has stolen Menace of the Underdark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0pheliA Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Shhh, it says MAKE SOMETHING UP. Not let out all my secrets. Sheesh! Is determined to find El Dorado and has stolen Menace of the Underdark. I find El Dorado in almost every game of Civ 5 I play. Is actually a gestalt personality formed from the lost hope and dreams of young catholic choir boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral (13) Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 I find El Dorado in almost every game of Civ 5 I play. Is actually a gestalt personality formed from the lost hope and dreams of young catholic choir boys. Again with the truth telling i swear!!! My non-existent minions aren't supposed to know all this.. :fear: (Been awhile but I put in a silly amount of hours on Civ V until recently.) Is a Succubus sent to steal all the secrets and then reveal them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Siren* Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Spends every Friday night receiving butterscotch enemas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0pheliA Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 It is so his rimmers come back for seconds :D Instead of a teddybear, sleeps and cuddles with a sack of dead squirrels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Wants to throw a piano onto the moon, then fly the muppets up there to play it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0pheliA Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 Thinks he was a rutabaga in a previous life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prick Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 Was the person who came up with Irish Springs slogan "and a clean fresh scent" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0pheliA Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Was used as the model for an attempted run at a line of anatomically correct Ken dolls. Not because he was a perfect specimen, but because it saved resizing the molds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Never played croquet with the geico gecko, on the south side of North Pismo Beach, Arkansas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class-Punk Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Has evidence that Nik Fiend and Alice Cooper secretly met in the 1980's and drunkenly came up with the original Crow idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral (13) Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Needs a red light. (well thats not really made up unless you already have one, since everyone needs one.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0pheliA Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 Is down with OPP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 Plays nic knack paddy wack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral (13) Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 Likes this emoticon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 (edited) Wants to smack a bitch. Lmao Edited August 3, 2012 by kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0pheliA Posted August 4, 2012 Report Share Posted August 4, 2012 looks the same standing normally or walking on her hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nymada del Sol Posted August 4, 2012 Report Share Posted August 4, 2012 looks the same standing normally or walking on her hands Is bigger on the inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 secretly killed Bin Ladien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prick Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 Tried to kill himself to get the insurance money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slogo Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 tried to kill Gimp in a double-cross involving the insurance money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prick Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 Once tried to go "UP" the Niagra falls in a barrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riochat Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 Once tried to go "UP" the Niagra falls in a barrel. went to niagra falls to meet the guy who went up in a barrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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