New Government Seal

[n0Mad]

I just got this in an e-mail from my mom:

New Government Seal

Official Announcement

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

[jynxxxedangel]

Spook needs a medal. Who has a spare?

[Simon Bar Sinister]

"destroys the next generation"

i know a lot of people who'd beg to differ, lol!

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

"destroys the next generation"

i know a lot of people who'd beg to differ, lol!

So do we all... but the majority of people would agree.

[creatureofthenyte]

[taysteewonderbunny]

Sorry, but I differ in my opinion.

[n0Mad]

Sorry, but I differ in my opinion.

So none of that applies to the Bush administration then?

[taysteewonderbunny]

So none of that applies to the Bush administration then?

Administrations come and go, but the same shit flies. Stick with the eagle. Although, I'm pretty partial to the turkey too. Also, I hardly think family planning destroys the next generation. Rather, it allows parents the opportunity to make preparations to maximize the survival of the offspring they do desire.

[n0Mad]

I think it's poor environmental policies that destroy the next generation.

[Fidget(+)]

mhmm...makes sense in a twisted way.

[n0Mad]

mhmm...makes sense in a twisted way.

Twisted? Like this:

Edited November 25, 2009 by Spook

[taysteewonderbunny]

I think it's poor environmental policies that destroy the next generation.

I agree with you. I think too that unwanted, uncared for, poorly educated, and insubstantially provided for children are a waste of resources. If a child is born, he or she deserves a full complement of our resources. We need to plan our children according to our collective ability to provide for them. I'm not advocating any laws prohibiting individual fecundity, here, but I support sex education, financial planning education, and the maximization of fertility control treatments to those who desire them so that people can, of their own accord, make the best decisions regarding potential offspring.

So, I find the "destroys future generations" to be a distinct and important disanalogy to the 'U.S. Seal should be a condom' premise.

As for the rest of the sentiments portrayed, I can not bitch too much. It's all that whining and crying when our opponent's team wins the pennant sort of ballyhooing. I've been doing it for about 10 years now, and was only able to rest up my tear ducts and larynx and let regrow my hair in this last year. I suppose we will be able to trade places again sometime in the next decade.

[n0Mad]

It's all that whining and crying when our opponent's team wins the pennant sort of ballyhooing.

Notice the post doesn't say "The Obama Administration" or even "The Bush Administration"; it just says "Government". I'm not happy no matter who wins the pennant so I'll always be whining and crying. But, then again, I didn't create any of the above; I just copied and pasted from an e-mail I got which was a forward of a forward of a forward of a ...

[taysteewonderbunny]

Notice the post doesn't say "The Obama Administration" or even "The Bush Administration"; it just says "Government". I'm not happy no matter who wins the pennant so I'll always be whining and crying. But, then again, I didn't create any of the above; I just copied and pasted from an e-mail I got which was a forward of a forward of a forward of a ...

No, I know, love. Your mom forwarded it. I know that you are never quite content with the powers in office. You've already pulled out your hair over this, and I don't think it's coming back. I don't mean you any ill will, nor do I intend to make distortions of your political ideology. I'm just poking you gently in the ribs, I hope.

[Oh_My_Goth]

I just got this in an e-mail from my mom:

New Government Seal

Official Announcement

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

[TitsMcGee]

My parents got a huge kick out of that, as did I hehe