Dirty old man harassment thread

[Tyger]

  On 2/9/2010 at 11:31 PM, phee said:

you keep it up... you might have more then just Irish blood in you....

OH! ~blushes~

[StormKnight (1)]

  On 2/9/2010 at 5:44 PM, Tyger said:

Wheres my harassment?? ~feels left out~ Im a Canadian red head too...

I was worried more about trying to be (somewhat) of a gentleman. It does happen on occasion.

  On 2/9/2010 at 6:31 PM, *Siren* said:

If the dirty old men won't harass you I will, now stop whining and show me your cans.

Have no fear, harassment of pretty things (PTs) will continue with this dirty old man.

Now she shows her yours, and both of you show them to me.

Edited February 10, 2010 by StormKnight

[phee]

  On 2/9/2010 at 11:31 PM, phee said:

you keep it up... you might have more then just Irish blood in you....

For the record... I am not Irish..... I ma Scottish/German/Dutch/English/Norwegian..... but I am sure several of my esteemed colleagues on the board are Irish... I was speaking on their behalf/hopes/dreams

[Raev]

  On 2/10/2010 at 1:50 AM, phee said:

For the record... I am not Irish..... I ma Scottish/German/Dutch/English/Norwegian..... but I am sure several of my esteemed colleagues on the board are Irish... I was speaking on their behalf/hopes/dreams

*cough*

My great grandparents were Irish immigrants. Actually, only one branch in my ancestral tree DOESN'T go to Ireland.

[phee]

  On 2/10/2010 at 2:56 AM, Raev said:

*cough*

My great grandparents were Irish immigrants. Actually, only one branch in my ancestral tree DOESN'T go to Ireland.

I rest my case.....

GO GET HER RAEV

[Lillylu29]

  On 2/9/2010 at 11:23 PM, Tyger said:

I do. My dinner is very dry and tasteless tonight.

Sometimes us ladies have to show them how to spice it up a bit....

[Msterbeau]

  On 2/9/2010 at 11:23 PM, Tyger said:

I do. My dinner is very dry and tasteless tonight.

You left him in the oven too long.

[*Siren*]

  On 2/10/2010 at 12:23 PM, Msterbeau said:

You left him in the oven too long.

[Tyger]

  On 2/10/2010 at 12:23 PM, Msterbeau said:

You left him in the oven too long.

If I find a man that will treat me somewhat descent, I wont let him burn.

[hunhee]

Oh MY! where did this thread go wrong? .. *reads all of it* Oh.. it was never really right to begin with..

[Msterbeau]

  On 2/10/2010 at 2:45 PM, Tyger said:

If I find a man that will treat me somewhat descent, I wont let him burn.

Your BF doesn't treat you decent? :-(

[Msterbeau]

  On 2/10/2010 at 2:47 PM, hunhee said:

Oh MY! where did this thread go wrong? .. *reads all of it* Oh.. it was never really right to begin with..

Not with this crowd...

[StormKnight (1)]

  On 2/10/2010 at 2:45 PM, Tyger said:

If I find a man that will treat me somewhat descent, I wont let him burn.

I am decent. I am also tasty either fresh or cooked. Or at least that is what I have been told. :

  On 2/10/2010 at 2:47 PM, hunhee said:

Oh MY! where did this thread go wrong? .. *reads all of it* Oh.. it was never really right to begin with..

No, it wasn't. And your point being?

[*Siren*]

  On 2/10/2010 at 2:47 PM, hunhee said:

Oh MY! where did this thread go wrong? .. *reads all of it* Oh.. it was never really right to begin with..

Were you expecting the "dirty old man harassment thread" to be completely innocent in nature?

[phee]

  On 2/10/2010 at 3:58 PM, *Siren* said:

Were you expecting the "dirty old man harassment thread" to be completely innocent in nature?

Here I thought it was a charity about giving old folks sponge baths

[*Siren*]

  On 2/10/2010 at 4:04 PM, phee said:

Here I thought it was a charity about giving old folks sponge baths

No, but I already signed you up for that one. Now get to work, those grannies are very dirty!

[phee]

  On 2/10/2010 at 4:10 PM, *Siren* said:

No, but I already signed you up for that one. Now get to work, those grannies are very dirty!

yay! I mean... boo.... I mean... yay!

[*Siren*]

  On 2/10/2010 at 4:18 PM, phee said:

yay! I mean... boo.... I mean... yay!

Your first client is Grandma Birtha. She's 350 lbs. and has trouble with those hard to reach areas.

[phee]

  On 2/10/2010 at 4:24 PM, *Siren* said:

Your first client is Grandma Birtha. She's 350 lbs. and has trouble with those hard to reach areas.

*puts on robe and wizard hat*

[Raev]

[StormKnight (1)]

One of these days someone is going to find out how much of a dirty mind I really do have.

When they do, it is going to be Lovecraftian in nature; either going mad or rushing into the comfort of a new dark age.

[phee]

  On 2/16/2010 at 1:49 AM, StormKnight said:

One of these days someone is going to find out how much of a dirty mind I really do have.

When they do, it is going to be Lovecraftian in nature; either going mad or rushing into the comfort of a new dark age.

Love the reference

[*Siren*]

  On 2/16/2010 at 1:49 AM, StormKnight said:

One of these days someone is going to find out how much of a dirty mind I really do have.

When they do, it is going to be Lovecraftian in nature; either going mad or rushing into the comfort of a new dark age.

Show us how dirty your mind really is, it's allowed here.

[StormKnight (1)]

  On 2/20/2010 at 7:38 PM, *Siren* said:

Show us how dirty your mind really is, it's allowed here.

And abandon all the civility and what little gentleman-like qualities I *have* cultured about myself?

Wit respect to Ambassador Kosh of the Vorlon Empire: (warbling of translation device in the background) You are not ready for perversity.

OR

With respect to Commander Susan Ivanova: You're too young to experience that much perversion.

Edited February 20, 2010 by StormKnight

[torn asunder]

  On 2/20/2010 at 9:42 PM, StormKnight said:

And abandon all the civility and what little gentleman-like qualities I *have* cultured about myself?

Wit respect to Ambassador Kosh of the Vorlon Empire: (warbling of translation device in the background) You are not ready for perversity.

OR

With respect to Commander Susan Ivanova: You're too young to experience that much perversion.

see, now, i would have responded more along the lines of this:

"depravity of this depth/magnitude cannot be put into mere words, it must be experienced first-hand in order to truly be understood."

but that's just me...