Dirty old man harassment thread

[n0Mad]

I likes this theory...I will adopt, & propagate it.

Hmm... I like this. I'm not an old bag, I'm in my prime. Nice.

Simply for the benefit of anyone who may not happen to be mathematically inclined, your prime years are:

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101

I'm currently between my primes right now.

Edited January 13, 2010 by Spook

[phee]

Someone in their prime years:

[StormKnight (1)]

Someone in their prime years:

Where did you get that picture of me, Phee?

...

What? Every survey I take regarding Transformers result in him...damned heroic streak.

[candyman]

In customer service... If you don't guess your miss or ma'am correctly- you'll get bitched at. I've had it happen a few times.

Then you should work at Autozone...we use "hey lady" and thats about it...unless they really do know their cars and then its "what are you doing tonight"...if the husband is there they usually get a kick out of it.

Its also obvious that I don't know how to meet women...met a girl that was 17 today and being 21 that really doesn't go well...shit I have never dated anyone older than 18...I should probably not be publishing this either...

[Rev.Reverence]

Simply for the benefit of anyone who may not happen to be mathematically inclined, your prime years are:

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101

I'm currently between my primes right now.

...yeah, I'm savvy...

[Msterbeau]

Simply for the benefit of anyone who may not happen to be mathematically inclined, your prime years are:

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101

I'm currently between my primes right now.

Yay!!! I'm prime!!

[Msterbeau]

Hmm... I like this. I'm not an old bag, I'm in my prime. Nice.

Yay!!! I'm prime!!

So what happens when you get two primes together?

[Msterbeau]

So what happens when you get two primes together?

"If you add two prime numbers that are odd numbers, the sum will be an even number"

Pretty sure Siren and I are both odd, so this means if we got together we'd be even? No dom, no sub? I can live with that.

I really need to stop having conversations with myself.

[n0Mad]

It's a good idea to prime your engine before you start it.

[*Siren*]

So what happens when you get two primes together?

Something very interesting, I'm sure.

[Msterbeau]

Something very interesting, I'm sure.

I like interesting. I'll have my people talk with your people to set up some time for this.

[Der Nister]

Yay!!! I'm prime!!

Hey 53 is in there, good for you Marc.

*runs away fast*

[*Siren*]

Hey 53 is in there, good for you Marc.

*runs away fast*

[Msterbeau]

Hey 53 is in there, good for you Marc.

*runs away fast*

So is 13. What's your point?

[Der Nister]

So is 13. What's your point?

[n0Mad]

So is 13. What's your point?

"Honest your honor, she was at the prime of her life. I didn't know that was illegal."

[Msterbeau]

"Honest your honor, she said she was at her prime. I thought that meant her sexual prime, which for women is like early 30's. Right? You are believing me aren't you? Seriously. I'm not making this up!!."

Fixed!

[n0Mad]

Fixed!

It sounds like you've rehearsed this.

[Der Nister]

"Honest your honor, she was at the prime of her life. I didn't know that was illegal."

[Der Nister]

It sounds like you've rehearsed this.

That! Is the funniest thing I've read on DGN in a loooooooooooooooooooooong time.

[Msterbeau]

It sounds like you've rehearsed this.

Stop telling my secrets.

[*Siren*]

I swear you guys are gonna make me pee!

[n0Mad]

I swear you guys are gonna make me pee!

You know, with the exclamation mark at first it looked like "peel". And I was thinking, "Make you peel what? Your clothes off?" Or maybe we'd make you Emma Peel from The Avengers. Mmm ... Uma Thurman in a leather catsuit.

Ooo! Maybe we'll make you Emma Peel who peels her clothes off. 20!

[*Siren*]

You know, with the exclamation mark at first it looked like "peel". And I was thinking, "Make you peel what? Your clothes off?" Or maybe we'd make you Emma Peel from The Avengers. Mmm ... Uma Thurman in a leather catsuit.

Ooo! Maybe we'll make you Emma Peel who peels her clothes off. 20!

Ok, now you've done it!

[the eternal]

I don't expect the younger ones to last with me... Their just fun to play with.

Everyone jokes about being with a young guy or young woman, and how fun or hot that is, but, if I can speak for the "elderly" on the board (I'll speak LOUDER since Marc is listening) many of us are a lot more fun with experience.

In high school, my biggest goal was getting a bra unhooked properly.

In retrospect, I think hitting the clitoris, the right way, every time,

is a much more worthy accomplishment

And one that can only be achieved through experience.

The eternal is older than I am (not by a lot, but enough), and it works well.

When I was dating:

I preferred men who were 5-10 years older than me.

As opposed to now? I AM 5-10 years older than you.

I can't help that my youthful charm and lack of emotional growth has made me look so young and sexy.

I have been referred to as wise.... we are all truly lost now.

Phee you are an amazing man. If there wasn't that whole issue of me not being at all attracted to you

and

you being married

and

me finding the most wonderful, loving, perfect person for me----

I'd have your baby

I have dated and dumped gold diggers.

REALLY?

I have to agree with you on that one. When I was 19 I started seriously dating someone 8 years older than I was. I wasted 6 1/2 years with him, and now I feel like I missed out on a lot in my youth. If I could go back in time and kick my own *ss I would.

Trust me, controlling patterns can happen at ANY age difference.

My ex was younger than me and all through my 20s I felt like I was stupid and worthless.

Probably because she used to tell me all the time that I was stupid and worthless.

Psssht, speak for yourself, I'm 24 and already feel and am treated like I'm way the hell past my prime.

You're an old soul.

You like great music that reaches back to before your time, and you have a confidence and stature that you don't usually find in the younger ones. It's a good thing.

A lot of young women, many on this board,

write liek ur tecting a 5 ur ole,

AN

U tawk about relashunships liek ur still entering high school.

Not all, but some.

That's why the only emotional equal 4 U is Mstrbeau.

I'm sorry, I need to speak up a little for him to hear me.

THAT'S WHY THE ONLY EMOTIONAL EQUAL FOR YOU IS MSTRBEAU!

Which just goes to show that age is just a number...

as long as that number can get you beer