n0Mad Posted January 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 I'm not just a dirty old man, but a crotchety crotch-n-titty one as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 well 1) i can grow a beard i choose not to becuase well i would have to wear a bear hair net at work and well i don't feel like walking around with cloth on my face all day thank ya very much...2) I'm not a boy....3) you have me with the Tantra and Yoni...not really my field of expertise cuz well it aint my thing, to each there own The ability to grow hair, is measured in inches...not cm... ...I care not...you need to know these words...or, you are still a boy in some places... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantra Tantrism is a quest for spiritual perfection and magical power. Its purpose is to achieve complete control of oneself, and of all the forces of nature, in order to attain union with the cosmos and with the divine. Long training is generally required to master Tantric methods, into which pupils are typically initiated by a guru. According to Tibetan Buddhist Tantric master Lama Thubten Yeshe: ...each one of us is a union of all universal energy. Everything that we need in order to be complete is within us right at this very moment. It is simply a matter of being able to recognize it. This is the tantric approach. ...oh, snaps, Suga'.....you just called yer self homosexual! Yoni (Sanskrit: योनि yoni) means “source or origin of life”. The ancient Vedas contain the word yoni in various contexts. The meaning of the word expanded, and got a secondary meaning "Divine Passage". A child was considered to be born from a yoni of stars - constellations that prevailed during the child birth. The Aryans had identified some 50,000 astrological yonis that favour a child's birth. The term yoni was also used in agricultural references by the Aryans. A 'fertile yoni' meant a good harvest of crops. The yoni is also considered to be symbolic of Shakti or Devi in Hindu Tantra. The worship of the yoni in Shaktism has the fullest elaboration at the Ambuvaci festival in Assam, India, which is held late each June. During Ambuvaci, the Goddess Kamakhya is worshipped in her temple outside of Guwahati, Assam. A stone yoni found in Cát Tiên sanctuary, Lam Dong, Vietnam. A stone yoni with carved Nāga in Jawi temple, East Java, Indonesia. Possible lingam-yonis have been recovered from the archeological sites at Harappa and Mohenjo-daro, part of the Indus Valley Civilization. There is strong evidence to support cultural continuation from the Indus Valley Civilization (Harappan; Indus-Sarasvati) to Vedic and modern Hindu practices. A.K.A.....PUDENDA... ...A.K.A...POONANNI... ..A.K.A...PUSSY.... <---REV, not laughing with you...laughing at you, this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Siren* Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 I'm not just a dirty old man, but a crotchety crotch-n-titty one as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted January 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 *waves his stick at you and yells something about a lawn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Siren* Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 *waves his stick at you and yells something about a lawn* Hey, put that wrinkly old thing away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Hey, put that wrinkly old thing away! Care to help me get the wrinkles out of mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmieLamie Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Hey, put that wrinkly old thing away! OH NO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Care to help me get the wrinkles out of mine? Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Siren* Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 (edited) Care to help me get the wrinkles out of mine? *pulls out an iron* Are you sure about that, grandpa? Edited January 23, 2010 by *Siren* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatRN05 Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 *pulls out an iron* Are you sure about that, grandpa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raev Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 *pulls out an iron* Are you sure about that, grandpa? I am. I like it hot and kinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 *pulls out an iron* Are you sure about that, grandpa? quite sure...I agree with Raev...just make it hot, wet, and kinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted January 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Hey, put that wrinkly old thing away! They're not wrinkles, they're veins and they're supposed to make things feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatRN05 Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 They're not wrinkles, they're veins and they're supposed to make things feel better. This is all true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillylu29 Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 *pulls out an iron* Are you sure about that, grandpa? Did you forget what forums you were in and who you were talking to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Siren* Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Did you forget what forums you were in and who you were talking to? Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 You realized it is wrinkled for mutual pleasure, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted January 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 (edited) Hey ladies, wanna see something swell? Edited January 24, 2010 by Spook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 You realized it is wrinkled for mutual pleasure, right? Damn it! I thought it was wrinkled all this time because it was dying! Ah hell! I just buried it a couple of days ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted January 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 I just realized, even though this was split off from another topic, since my post starts off this new topic, I got credit for starting it. WIN! I'm a dirty old harassing man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raev Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 I just realized, even though this was split off from another topic, since my post starts off this new topic, I got credit for starting it. WIN! I'm a dirty old harassing man. Hm... I wonder if I can split one of my posts from the other thread and steal the credit.... jk I kid, I kid. I'd not do something like that. Not even sure I *can* lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Hm... I wonder if I can split one of my posts from the other thread and steal the credit.... jk I kid, I kid. I'd not do something like that. Not even sure I *can* lol it would be involved, but i'm pretty sure you could! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 This is the best thread in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Siren was harassed in person Saturday. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Siren* Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Siren was harassed in person Saturday. That is all. I believe I did some harassing too. I did give Kinder Surprise a Kinder Egg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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