Dirty old man harassment thread

[*Siren*]

HA and marc has a creepy old van too....i can always hide inside with the others and offer you candy as we drive by...

Candy? Gimme gimme gimme!

[TheGimp]

Candy? Gimme gimme gimme!

climb in the damn van first...we also have puppies and kittens!!!!

[*Siren*]

climb in the damn van first...we also have puppies and kittens!!!!

If I get in that van and all you have are cough drops I'm gonna be seriously pissed.

[Der Nister]

Is it just me or does this seem like a really bad after school special? I'm being lured away by dirty old men on the internet for a party in somebody's pants.

It is twisted indeed.

[TheGimp]

If I get in that van and all you have are cough drops I'm gonna be seriously pissed.

noooo see puppies kittens and candy

marc i think she might get in

[*Siren*]

noooo see puppies kittens and candy

marc i think she might get in

LET ME IN I WANT CANDY!!!

[TheGimp]

MARC!!! MARC!! open the damn sliding door this one wants in!!!

[Msterbeau]

The Van of Doom is being prepared for this special mission as we speak!!!!! Fear not beautiful lass from across the river, we shall bring you candy!! And stuff. And perhaps things, as well.

[Msterbeau]

Q. How many DGN geezers does it take to screw Siren?

A. We don't know, but we're going to find out.

[taysteewonderbunny]

If you need an assistant, you know, someone to coil/uncoil the rope, get ready lube, condoms, and other accoutrements, I so volunteer.

[Raev]

Asap. I could use a little sexual harassment.

On it.

Pervateers! Assemble!

The Van of Doom is being prepared for this special mission as we speak!!!!! Fear not beautiful lass from across the river, we shall bring you candy!! And stuff. And perhaps things, as well.

Things! AND stuff!

[TheGimp]

Q. How many DGN geezers does it take to screw Siren?

A. We don't know, but we're going to find out.

If you need an assistant, you know, someone to coil/uncoil the rope, get ready lube, condoms, and other accoutrements, I so volunteer.

hell yea one big trap...we need calix in plain view holding puppies and candy and have the rope, lube other essential items hidden so she dosent know whats cumming...Marc, Gimp, Tasty, Spook and Der Nister...damn thats a lotta dudes

[Raev]

hell yea one big trap...we need calix in plain view holding puppies and candy and have the rope, lube other essential items hidden so she dosent know whats cumming...Marc, Gimp, Tasty, Spook and Der Nister...damn thats a lotta dudes

Don't you go cutting me out of it, bastard!

[Raev]

If I get in that van and all you have are cough drops I'm gonna be seriously pissed.

Oh no, I assure you - I have something tasty in here for you .....

[TheGimp]

Don't you go cutting me out of it, bastard!

my bad.... dude how did this turn from a age thread to tricking siren into a goth gangbang in a van full of candy and puppies?

Edited January 16, 2010 by TheGimp

[Raev]

my bad.... dude how did this turn from a age thread to tricking siren into a goth gangbang in a van full of candy and puppies?

Not sure how it happened - but I'm not complaining.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

my bad.... dude how did this turn from a age thread to tricking siren into a goth gangbang in a van full of candy and puppies?

come on, dude - look who you were talking to!

[Msterbeau]

my bad.... dude how did this turn from a age thread to tricking siren into a goth gangbang in a van full of candy and puppies?

Gangbang? I thought we were just going over there to do a every day is Halloween kinda thing?

[Der Nister]

This is begining to sound like the A team meets the twilight zone kind of porn thingie. lmao!

[*Siren*]

I've never seen a thread jacking like this before.

What can I say? When Siren comes out to play, all hell breaks loose.

[Raev]

What can I say? When Siren comes out to play, all hell breaks loose.

Darlin, you haven't seen hell breaking loose yet

[*Siren*]

Darlin, you haven't seen hell breaking loose yet

You haven't seen me drunk!

[Msterbeau]

You haven't seen me drunk!

We can fix that.

[Raev]

You haven't seen me drunk!

When shall we address this?

[torn asunder]

When shall we address this?

how 'bout just after we get this thread back on topic!?