candyman Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1VBlOGkHHs Link to full story The risque Air New Zealand campaign, shows a so-called cougar "starving itself on sparse vegetation during the day then hunting large slabs of meat at night" by stalking a young man at a bar. Despite the man's attempts to ward off the woman's advances, the cougar has "not tasted fresh meat for days" and drags her prey to an inner-city flat often forcing them to listen to "Enya or the Eurythmics". According to a voiceover on the spoof documentary, the women, aged in their 30s, 40s and 50s, routinely prey on men in their 20s, many who "pretend to be gay" to avoid them. The promotion encourages women aged over 35 to send in photographs of themselves out on the town with their "cougar mates". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 Hrmmm... well, being a female of cougar age, heh heh, I seem to have the opposite experience. Some young guys seem to want to prey on me at times. (have to admit tho, one particular one was just way too tempting and so I do find myself with a yummy young fella). With that said, it's completely politically incorrect, but I think it's pretty damn funny too. I wish everyone would just lighten up. I'm afraid to tell a joke anymore for fear of offending some group or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 heh thats funny...we need Michigan Cougars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Dude they are out there...but if you want to meet one I would suggest playing injured and staying away from the protection of your friends...they tend to be attracted by brightly colored shirts and visible chest hair too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slogo Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Save the cougars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Dude they are out there...but if you want to meet one I would suggest playing injured and staying away from the protection of your friends...they tend to be attracted by brightly colored shirts and visible chest hair too. 7th post down...guys liek this with chest hair??? http://www.detroitgothic.net/index.php?showtopic=26439&st=280 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitsMcGee Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 That was funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 That has to be one of the funniest commercials I have ever seen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomba gira Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 (edited) Hilarious... people need to lighten up. I somehow doubt people would be as offended by an ad showing some geezer pursuing young chicks. heh thats funny...we need Michigan Cougars What, me & HH don't count? Just 'cos I'm not out cruising the bars every weekend doesn't mean I don't appreciate the occasional stud puppy. Especially ones with fun hardware Edited January 21, 2010 by pomba gira Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Satire... Some people just don't get it. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Hilarious... people need to lighten up. I somehow doubt people would be as offended by an ad showing some geezer pursuing young chicks. What, me & HH don't count? Just 'cos I'm not out cruising the bars every weekend doesn't mean I don't appreciate the occasional stud puppy. Especially ones with fun hardware I believe that to be considered a Cougar it must be a full time profession...doesn't mean you still can't hunt but the title is usually reserved for the nightly hunter of young pups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomba gira Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 I believe that to be considered a Cougar it must be a full time profession...doesn't mean you still can't hunt but the title is usually reserved for the nightly hunter of young pups. *sadly turns in Official Cougar card* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 *sadly turns in Official Cougar card* Never said you had to turn it in...just gotta go fill your bag limit...deer season may be short but its open season on young pups all year round and last time I check cougars don't need to get a license. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Hey leave me out of this! (sharpens claws on random 25 yr olds back) Hilarious... people need to lighten up. I somehow doubt people would be as offended by an ad showing some geezer pursuing young chicks. What, me & HH don't count? Just 'cos I'm not out cruising the bars every weekend doesn't mean I don't appreciate the occasional stud puppy. Especially ones with fun hardware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 OMFG... that was quite hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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