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This goes out to anyone and everyone that is/likes/loves CANADA!!

We won!!! We keep our title at ROCKING at Hockey!!! :laugh:

And we got most gold!! WOOT!

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Im happy you guys got most medals though... so, please dont kill me....

~RUNS really fast away~

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Well I suppose it is nice that you, Canada and Kevin Smith are all happy. At least we gave you a run for your money, the game had to go into OT for Canada to win.

Definitely. I love you Americans... Your awesome... but damn do I LOVE being Canadian... <3

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They sure do have their shit together over there. My daughter's dad (RIP) was French-Canadian. He moved to the states when he was 4. I used to try and get over to Windsor as often as possible. I want her to feel a connection with the place.

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In Canada, MILK COMES IN BAGS!!!

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yes it does. And I actually perffer it. I find your jugs (HAHA) have funny tastes to them ( :rofl: )...

And I think thats my Milk bag container...... O.o Just not the right Milk.....

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yes it does. And I actually perffer it. I find your jugs (HAHA) have funny tastes to them ( :rofl: )...

And I think thats my Milk bag container...... O.o Just not the right Milk.....

Are you sure that it isn't the highly cancerous and dangerous pesticides and antibiotics we put into our cows' food here in America that you're tasting? Our jugs should be just fine! It's the milk that's tainted.

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Yeah! We're proud of our American jugs. When I look at our jugs I don't think of the milk. I think of the farmers that have to get these jugs to us. I think of those hard working patriots who have worked all day, wearing themselves out, not thinking they'll ever get caught up on their bills...only to come home to their jugs.

(Cue America the Beautiful)

Whenever I read the stories of the blood we shed and spilled at Normandy, or the brave souls who ventured on the Oregon Trail or the miserable conditions our forefathers faced at Valley Forge under General Washington I get choked up. Because they weren't just fighting to stay alive...they were fighting for a future where everybody had jugs. Some had been deprived of jugs throughout their lives but prayed and hoped that one day The United States of America could proudly proclaim from it's great peaks that no citizen would be left jug-less. Where everyone was free to pursue all the jugs they want and do anything for the jugs. What red blooded American wouldn't do anything for jugs?

After all...

ask not what the jugs can do for you...ask what you can do for the jugs.

(cue fireworks)

I'm Slogo and I approve these jugs

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This goes out to anyone and everyone that is/likes/loves CANADA!!

We won!!! We keep our title at ROCKING at Hockey!!! :laugh:

And we got most gold!! WOOT!

national-canadian-flag1.jpg

Im happy you guys got most medals though... so, please dont kill me....

~RUNS really fast away~

not to be a sore loser, but... well, let me put it terms you canadians will understand...

Take off, you hoser!

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You speak about Canada as if it was an actual country. It's just the 51st state.

*duck and cover*

Hey!! I DONT want us to do this whole "one big country" thing like the UK. NO THANK YOU. I think Canada should stay Canada. <3

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All hail Canada! This is the only reason Canada rules so hard:

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If Canada was not around then Skinny Puppy would undoubtedly be American musicians which would mean that they have no talent at all.

Ministry is the only exception to the American rule, and yes, I'm pretty strict to that.

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try walking down the street and blazing up in any of the other 50.

Canada rules - milkbags, Rush, Skinny Puppy and all.

You left out the number one reason why Canada kicks ass. You Americans have the right to bear arms, we have the right to bare breasts. Canada wins.

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