Completely useless talents

[kat (1)]

I was just sitting her wondering if anyone has any talents and/or skills that they either:

A. Do not utilize

B. Utilize, but just for shits and giggles

C. Or can you just do something that is odd/strange that you would like to share?

Well than, showcase it here DGN!

[f0rged]

I asked Jake if I had any talents...and his response was:

"Well there's that thing you do with your tongue..."

Needless to say..not sharing.

[Tyger]

I asked Jake if I had any talents...and his response was:

"Well there's that thing you do with your tongue..."

Needless to say..not sharing.

OMG ROBERTA!!! You know Ill read that!!!

On the subject of talents:

1. I can do repetitive things and not get annoyed. (i.e. watching cars 1000000 times)

2. I can touch/ cross over my elbows behind my back... people always tell me its really gross.... I love it though.

[f0rged]

OMG ROBERTA!!! You know Ill read that!!!

[kat (1)]

I asked Jake if I had any talents...and his response was:

"Well there's that thing you do with your tongue..."

Needless to say..not sharing.

LOL! I knew someone was gonna share that one!

[f0rged]

I just thought of an actual one.

I can say the alphabet backwards faster than most people can say it forward.

Completely useless but fun.

[kat (1)]

Mine, is useless but fun also. I have been writing song lyrics since I was like 12. Can't play an instrument to save my life, though. Anyhow, my friends would tell me about their relationship issues and ask me to make up songs for them, so I would, cause I am a dork like that. I still write lyrics though, can't really do anything with them but it is fun.

[Destroit]

I can freakishly do impressions that you wouldn't think I would be able to. I can actually do a mad Chef impression, talking like Cartman is second nature, and I make people shit themselves when I pull out ANYTHING from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Carl is my favorite to impersonate, but the Plutonians and Dr. Weird are also amazing).

I've only NOT been able to get Butter Stotch's voice right and will NEVER be able to get down Master Shake.

I also know a bunch of shit about everything. Like odd knowledge for things I'll probably never need to utilize.

[kat (1)]

I can freakishly do impressions that you wouldn't think I would be able to. I can actually do a mad Chef impression, talking like Cartman is second nature, and I make people shit themselves when I pull out ANYTHING from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Carl is my favorite to impersonate, but the Plutonians and Dr. Weird are also amazing).

I've only NOT been able to get Butter Stotch's voice right and will NEVER be able to get down Master Shake.

I also know a bunch of shit about everything. Like odd knowledge for things I'll probably never need to utilize.

LMAO just thinking about the Aqua Teen shit.

Edited March 3, 2010 by kat

[DJ Nocker]

I can recite over 100 movies word for word...

And im probably the best troll ever (internet and real life, lol)

Edit: You all suck

Edited March 3, 2010 by Sluagh686

[n0Mad]

Too many to list. I'm a one-man circus.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

no talent is completely useless.

all talent is completely useless.

depends on the situation.

[XXmollyslips]

I can tie a cherry stem in my mouth. My friends find it amusing.

[candyman]

I can feel changes in the weather coming on. I can tell people what is coming and how bad it will be...it was very useful in the BWC when a huge thunderstorm came and would have done nasty things to us in out tiny canoes...but otherwise people get mad at me for delivering bad news. Living in Wisconsin sucks because the weather changes every day...and sometimes a few times each day.

[Tyger]

I can tie a cherry stem in my mouth. My friends find it amusing.

I love watching people do that... XD

its just amusing. And kinda erotic... :D

[MarsDustDoug]

funny enough mine is to do with my tongue and its not the perverted kind...

I can make an very loud snapping noise with my tongue. and no not the "clock" sounding one most people can... I have only met two other people that can make the same loud noise. not sure why or how i figured it out but it can be good and annoying!

[Nienna]

I contact juggle. (Like The Goblin King in Labyrinth with the balls.) I'm just learning but it's awesome and I'm obsessed.

[Darkmatter]

Well... There are 2 things that come to mind.

A i can make a water-drip sounds with my cheek.

B i have a useless mutation...I have 2 Uvulas (the punching bag thing that hangs in the back of your throat.)It's called a Bi-Phed Uvula.

[Joey Deadcat]

I can remember the most trivial and unimportant things from a long time ago.

[MyViolentMachine]

I am a pretty good IMDB on the fly. I watch way too much TV...

[Eevee]

I don't really have any...

Uhh...finding humor is absolutely ANYTHING? lol

The ability to bend my thumb behind my index finger?

Being able to touch my foot to my head (from both the front and behind)?

My mad variety of facial expressions?