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you have just described 92% of the oontz, EBM, Powernoize, techno, etc... in existence,

well now, that isn't very fair. i think it's actually 91.7231%. :happy:

that's actually one of my gauges for whether i "like" a song - any song - if i can listen to or dance to the whole thing without thinking "my god, when is this gonna be over?" ...it has just passed a huge test.

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well now, that isn't very fair. i think it's actually 91.7231%. happy.gif

that's actually one of my gauges for whether i "like" a song - any song - if i can listen to or dance to the whole thing without thinking "my god, when is this gonna be over?" ...it has just passed a huge test.

I think that sometimes when I love a song even...but that's after dancing too many songs in a row, and wanting to leave the dance floor...but not wanting to leave until the song ends...

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WOW, so totally new and original!!!!! What a revolutionary breakthrough in music!!!!!

:p

you have just described 92% of the oontz, EBM, Powernoize, techno, etc... in existence,

I used to wonder what all of these genre titles mean, but I figured it out. They all equally translate to "Whut's popular now" or "Whut will get you some tits in your face."

The whole point is not to ever have the balls try something new, it's to play the one popular song with an original theme. The next big hit will be an intellectual legend. It's called "head-in-a hole, taint-up, that's the way we like to skullfuck you, skullfuck you, skullfuck you, bitch me blarg and ditch me fast, oop eep orp ah ah and that means fuck frogger." It'll sound like this

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-Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase--Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- Break- -SONG GETS HEAVIER- (even though it's cool to rip on VNV for doing exactly the same thing, minus the -derogatory offensive boneheaded phrase-)More 00ntz, more heavier, more -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- Repeat for 5 minutes because most people on the dance floor have NO fucking idea that that wasn't one big fatty 20 minute song, that was 4 of "whut's popular now" back to back to back to back.

If something's popular, well it's popular, and people can like whatever the hell they want. However I often find that people who like stuff like this, very often seem to think that for some reason they are perfectly justified in insulting someone else's musical tastes because it's mainstream or pop music.

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WOW, so totally new and original!!!!! What a revolutionary breakthrough in music!!!!!

:p

I used to wonder what all of these genre titles mean, but I figured it out. They all equally translate to "Whut's popular now" or "Whut will get you some tits in your face."

The whole point is not to ever have the balls try something new, it's to play the one popular song with an original theme. The next big hit will be an intellectual legend. It's called "head-in-a hole, taint-up, that's the way we like to skullfuck you, skullfuck you, skullfuck you, bitch me blarg and ditch me fast, oop eep orp ah ah and that means fuck frogger." It'll sound like this

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-Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase--Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- Break- -SONG GETS HEAVIER- (even though it's cool to rip on VNV for doing exactly the same thing, minus the -derogatory offensive boneheaded phrase-)More 00ntz, more heavier, more -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- Repeat for 5 minutes because most people on the dance floor have NO fucking idea that that wasn't one big fatty 20 minute song, that was 4 of "whut's popular now" back to back to back to back.

If something's popular, well it's popular, and people can like whatever the hell they want. However I often find that people who like stuff like this, very often seem to think that for some reason they are perfectly justified in insulting someone else's musical tastes because it's mainstream or pop music.

Too True, Too True. Todays music including most club related industrial stuff is really disposable crap. There's some great music yet to be found, but the search for that material is fewer and farther between.

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I actually didn't hate the song immediately...it almost seemed like it had some potential at first, as hilarious and ridiculous as it is...but then it didn't go anywhere. A lot of songs like this suffer from this - they are good backgrounds to songs, but somehow forgot the "song" part. It was leading to something...and never got there. About 2 minutes of that could be fun...and then I leave the floor or die of boredom.

I liked watching the dancing for a while, but it somehow actually got less interesting as the song went on. Needs more creativity. But it was fun to watch for a bit.

Not the worst thing ever, but not my style.

WOW, so totally new and original!!!!! What a revolutionary breakthrough in music!!!!!

:p

I used to wonder what all of these genre titles mean, but I figured it out. They all equally translate to "Whut's popular now" or "Whut will get you some tits in your face."

The whole point is not to ever have the balls try something new, it's to play the one popular song with an original theme. The next big hit will be an intellectual legend. It's called "head-in-a hole, taint-up, that's the way we like to skullfuck you, skullfuck you, skullfuck you, bitch me blarg and ditch me fast, oop eep orp ah ah and that means fuck frogger." It'll sound like this

00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz

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00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz

-Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase--Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- Break- -SONG GETS HEAVIER- (even though it's cool to rip on VNV for doing exactly the same thing, minus the -derogatory offensive boneheaded phrase-)More 00ntz, more heavier, more -Derogatory, offensive boneheaded phrase- Repeat for 5 minutes because most people on the dance floor have NO fucking idea that that wasn't one big fatty 20 minute song, that was 4 of "whut's popular now" back to back to back to back.

If something's popular, well it's popular, and people can like whatever the hell they want. However I often find that people who like stuff like this, very often seem to think that for some reason they are perfectly justified in insulting someone else's musical tastes because it's mainstream or pop music.

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