I am a power hungry attention whore.

[phee]

Fascist hmmm?

I suppose I could become that also... PHAWF does have a nice ring to it.

(Am I a Fascist? if so let me know so that I can shoot people if they make the trains run behind)

[Oh_My_Goth]

Y'all are cracking Me the fuck up

[phee]

Y'all are cracking Me the fuck up

Thank you for your attention... now give me MORE POWER

[TitsMcGee]

lol this made me smile a bit..thank you I needed that.

[taysteewonderbunny]

lol this made me smile a bit..thank you I needed that.

It's NOT about YOU, it's about PHEE.

You should be thinking about what he needs.

Edited March 26, 2010 by taysteewonderbunny

[phee]

It's NOT about YOU, it's about PHEE.

You should be thinking about what he needs.

[Joey Deadcat]

Start calling him El Presidente.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUJ8dcLxFVg

[phee]

[taysteewonderbunny]

Oh, THERE you are. You were offline for a little bit. I was getting worried.

[creatureofthenyte]

Start calling him El Presidente.

Even better Joey, we should call him El Heffe!

[phee]

Well if we insist that I am a fascist... then call me Herr Phee.

But if I am a socialist (as has been suggested) Komrad Phee

[taysteewonderbunny]

Well if we insist that I am a fascist... then call me Herr Phee.

But if I am a socialist (as has been suggested) Komrad Phee

Herr Comrade Phee, sir, can't I use both?

[phee]

Herr Comrade Phee, sir, can't I use both?

That works I guess... but Komrade with a K please.... I do not want to spoil peoples image of my Left Wing, Liberal, Socialist, Elitist, Jackhole.

[taysteewonderbunny]

That works I guess... but Komrade with a K please.... I do not want to spoil peoples image of my Left Wing, Liberal, Socialist, Elitist, Jackhole.

Konsider it done, Herr Komrade.

[phee]

Konsider it done, Herr Komrade.

Thats better... now then where shall I try to get attention next? Shall I go and state my liberal opinion about the healthcare bill and spread my power hungry attention whorishness there? Or maybe I should start a thread that displays scantily clad women and try to take credit for it?

Or maybe I should go and moderate people with an iron fist... and continue to shoot them for making the trains late.

(Mean Sally only hungers for your dinner... I hunger for your POWER)

[taysteewonderbunny]

That's better... now then where shall I try to get attention next? Shall I go and state my liberal opinion about the healthcare bill and spread my power hungry attention whorishness there? Or maybe I should start a thread that displays scantily clad women and try to take credit for it?

Or maybe I should go and moderate people with an iron fist... and continue to shoot them for making the trains late.

(Mean Salley only hungers for your dinner... I hunger for your POWER)

Herr Komrade, I have some ideas. They are all stupid petty ideas and probably none of them really worth your effort to even read them, let alone reflect upon them, but I humbly offer them anyway:

1) Coin a phrase or word and use it until it becomes ubiquitous. The simplest example of this is to employ a word already in common parlance only ad nauseum, e.g. Paris Hilton's "hot." More insidious is the misappropriation of a word, typically an adjective, to widely varying contexts, even those antithetical to the word's original meaning, e.g. "awesome," as in, "Dude, if you could pass the guacamole, that would be awesome." What about sharing food instills fear in those attending that feast? NOTHING. It isn't "awesome." It's just nice. (Yes, "hot" applies in this context, but the misappropriation was already common; Paris just made it nauseating. And, yes, I borrowed the guacamole example from Pinkerton.)

2) Show some skin in your avatar and profile pic. (I've already changed my profile pic for your benefit, but if you decide it's too splashy and may actually deflect attention from you, I will alter it.)

3) Make a new post everyday declaring some state of emergency/urgent situation/utter catastrophe regarding something in your life, but refuse to say exactly what it is and make everyone feel inadequate in alleviating your torment because he or she just doesn't understand. Then turn the topic of the thread into an attack on others' insensitivity to your predicament.

4) Design some sort of costume that is distinctive and commanding. Encourage people to emulate the style, but declare them poseurs until they've abased themselves enough that you can be certain of their fealty.

5) Verbally abuse people wherever you can get away with it. In particular, find someone people feel neutral to poorly about and concentrate on decimating what remains of his or her dignity and/or reputation.

6) Reinvent the concept of beauty by inundating popular culture by defacing the old standards and replacing them with new classics emulating your body type/visage, etc. (it worked for Amon Ra).

7) Make frequent reference to the impressive size of your, you know, intellect.

[phee]

Wow.... a lot of thought went into that.....

[Rev.Reverence]

Main Entry: fas·cism

Pronunciation: \ˈfa-ˌshi-zə m also ˈfa-ˌsi-\

Function: noun

2 : a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control

Edited March 28, 2010 by Chernobyl

[phee]

that works for me....

[bean]

All hail Herr Komrade Phee!

[phee]

Glad to see people posting here.... GIVE ME YER POWER

[the eternal]

As eternal, I am your lord,

and as such will abide as your guide to moral rectitude,

but as you are the communist dictator, Komrade Phee I will also serve under you as your merchant of death,

and minister of communications.

ALL Hail to thee Phee.

Those who refuse suffer the wrath of the eternal Bear Jew

[Destroit]

Well if we insist that I am a fascist... then call me Herr Phee.

But if I am a socialist (as has been suggested) Komrad Phee

I say Herr Phee. It has a better ring to it and best describes what it is you do.

[Destroit]

Main Entry: fas·cism

Pronunciation: \ˈfa-ˌshi-zə m also ˈfa-ˌsi-\

Function: noun

2 : a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control

Fascism (as defined by the dictionary of course, noun)

"a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism. "

Fixed!