If you could talk to your creator

[Soulrev]

Can you tell Satan to take it easy on me in hell??

[Shade Everdark]

"Um, hello? Anyone out there? Hello?"

"..."

"Nobody there. Guess I'll go home."

[pomba gira]

"Um, with all due respect- is this really the best you could do? I think we have some major design flaws going here. And if you actually do have some kind of master plan that accounts for all the pain & suffering, wouldn't it be a tad more fair to share a few pertinent details with us poor peons?"

Ov course this is assuming I didn't just cold cock it & try to take over & run things myself.

[Vater Araignee]

I'd walk up and say "Excuse me Everything, but what did I do to get sentenced to death and why haven't I been able to rectify it?" and I'd walk away and say "What the fucks up with pi?"

[float]

I'd walk up and say "Excuse me Everything, but what did I do to get sentenced to death and why haven't I been able to rectify it?" and I'd walk away and say "What the fucks up with pi?"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

forgive me for everything...but I'm sure YOU understand

AND

what the hell happened to Richie's older brother Chuck, on Happy Days?

[DisturbedMania]

How many more of these fun life lessons are you planning on throwing at me?

Can I get some scores on the last ones?

What's my karma ratio right now?

How do I access past life information?

[kellygrrrrrl]

FORGIVE ME

[Enochian_Deity]

This is a tough one, but I think my ego and desire would rule. I would ask for Lilith to take flesh form, and be my concubine for a week; with no repercussions or bad Karma to cum my way. Mythology declares her the best, and it’s something I would truly like to experience. “Adam had her… I want some of that too”… LOL We all have our weaknesses. Mine just happen to be sins of the flesh. Give me the opportunity, that would be me true desire. It may not be the best choice, but it would be remembered by me forever; having the best!!!!

[Msterbeau]

Mom... Dad... Did you have a good time on the New Years I was concieved?

Hey.. I can ask them that directly can't I? :grin

[saechalyn]

I was an accident, wasn't I?

[wheresmypiggy]

Why when I have to pee do I dance around like an idoit?

[Guest Megalicious]

I wouldnt ask anything because I believe Id just be talking to myself .... no offense to anyone of course. Hence the "I believe"......

[bean]

I would also ask the powers that be if they thought they were funny, and what the most effective way to commit suicide is. Not saying I'd do it, just curious as to what their opinion on it is.

[Brenda Starrr]

My latest question:

Why is my piece of shit ex-husband still walking the Earth, when good people die every day? Or should I be asking Satan what's up with that shit, because my ex could be the Antichrist.....

Would you please protect my babies from said Antichrist? Do they need to be called "fuckers" and "fucking idiots" buy their so-called father?

[Shade Everdark]

Are you QUITE finished peeing on my head yet, or have I not been humiliated enough?

[Saephyr]

HEY I got lots of love to give but you HAD to let v.d.'s get in my way didn't ya?

No...seriously...I'd say "What do i have to do to be unsickly again just name it and it's done because I'm 1 willing bitch when it comes to having my life back." :innocent