Who would win a fight between....

[Epic_Fail_Guy]

  On 3/28/2010 at 11:58 PM, phee said:

I don't know you all that well... so I guess I could give it to you out of fear of the unknown.

Kurt Russell Vs Kirsty Ally

for real? I would win??? YES!!!

IN YOUR FACE, FAILURE!! I COULD WIN!!!

Oh, and Kurt russel.. you just don't fuck with snake and live to tell the tale.

Uh, Barney or The big fat purple telletubbie?

[Raev]

  On 3/29/2010 at 12:00 AM, Epic_Fail_Guy said:

for real? I would win??? YES!!!

IN YOUR FACE, FAILURE!! I COULD WIN!!!

Oh, and Kurt russel.. you just don't fuck with snake and live to tell the tale.

Uh, Barney or The big fat purple telletubbie?

Barney by a landslide. He's still a dinosaur!

Punchy the Hawaiian punch guy vs Kool-aid man

[KatRN05]

Punchy

The zombies from Night of the living dead vs. the zombies from Dawn of the Dead?

[kat (1)]

Zombies from Dawn of the Dead

Zombies from Shawn of the Dead or a couple Jerry Springer guests

[KatRN05]

  On 3/29/2010 at 2:39 AM, kat said:

Zombies from Dawn of the Dead

Zombies from Shawn of the Dead or a couple Jerry Springer guests

Jerry Springer guests...

Steven Seagal Vs. Jean Claude Van Damme..

[torn asunder]

the answer to every one of these is *chuck norris*!!

< /end thread >

[bean]

  On 3/29/2010 at 3:24 AM, torn asunder said:

the answer to every one of these is *chuck norris*!!

< /end thread >

WIN!

[KatRN05]

Wrong! This guy owns Chuck...

[Simon Bar Sinister]

who would win a fight between Shakira and Beyonce?

[KatRN05]

  On 3/29/2010 at 3:48 AM, SpammerOvTheGods said:

who would win a fight between Shakira and Beyonce?

Beyonce.

Gaahl vs Infernus?

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Gaahl.

Sarah Palin vs. Michelle Bachmann?

[KatRN05]

  On 3/29/2010 at 4:02 AM, SpammerOvTheGods said:

Gaahl.

Sarah Palin vs. Michelle Bachmann?

Gaahl is badass.

I guess Sarah Palin because she slaughters moose or caribou or whatever the fuck it is they have in Alaska...

Bill Crosby vs. Richard Pryor

Edited March 29, 2010 by KatRN05

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Cosby; Pryor was a little guy.

Robert Smith vs. Andrew Eldritch?

[KatRN05]

  On 3/29/2010 at 4:08 AM, SpammerOvTheGods said:

Cosby; Pryor was a little guy.

Robert Smith vs. Andrew Eldritch?

Andrew Eldritch.

George Clinton vs. Bill Clinton?

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Bill Clinton. he's like 6'4" and a decade younger

Lady MacBeth or Lady Chatterly?

[StormKnight (1)]

  On 3/29/2010 at 5:21 AM, SpammerOvTheGods said:

Bill Clinton. he's like 6'4" and a decade younger

Lady MacBeth or Lady Chatterly?

Lady Chatterly. Any woman who likes the ideas of forget-me-nots woven into... well... is a win.

HAL from 2001 or The Computer from the Paranoia Game?

[KatRN05]

  On 3/29/2010 at 5:54 AM, StormKnight said:

Lady Chatterly. Any woman who likes the ideas of forget-me-nots woven into... well... is a win.

HAL from 2001 or The Computer from the Paranoia Game?

Uhhh...the computer from the Paranoia game..

Gallagher vs. Weird Al?

[Invictus]

Gallagher, he's got a hammer.

The doom guy, or Dr. Victor Von Doom?

Edited March 29, 2010 by Invictus

[KatRN05]

  On 3/29/2010 at 7:57 AM, Invictus said:

Gallagher, he's got a hammer.

The doom guy, or Dr. Victor Von Doom?

Uh, draw

Alf vs. E.T.?

[Simon Bar Sinister]

E.T.

...and if he didn't win, he'd just phone his homies to come down and help out.

Jeffrey Dahmer vs. Henry Lee Lucas?

[KatRN05]

  On 3/29/2010 at 8:09 PM, SpammerOvTheGods said:

E.T.

...and if he didn't win, he'd just phone his homies to come down and help out.

Jeffrey Dahmer vs. Henry Lee Lucas?

Lol.

Dahmer...he's got the acid...

Jim Jones vs. Manson?

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Jim. even back in the day, Charlie was too lazy to actually do anything much.

Gen. Patton or Gen. MacArthur?

[phee]

Patton because George C Scott played him.

The Muffin Man Vs Little Bo Peep

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Little Bo Peep - doesn't she have a cane?

Mick Jagger or Keith Richards?

[phee]

I think Mick Jagger because his mouth would consume Keith... although all the drugs within Keith would result in Mick dying soon after.

David Bowie Vs. Davie Crocket?