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I AGREE

ahem.... Reevers are a bit more ruthless.... they would win.

Starman (as played by Jeff Bridges) vs The New York Yankees?

oooo toughy, I would say starman only cuz jeff briges rocks!

The Dude or Jeff Spicoli

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The DUDE. Because he is THE DUDE

Helen Keller vs. Stephen Hawking

Stephen fucking Hawking, he would run that blind bitch over then back over her and go *in a robot voice* HA HA HA

Care Bears Vs. Cabbage Patch Kids

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Car(nivor)e Bears all the way!

Roller derby girls or cheerleaders?

Care Bears... because they were secretly aliens who give people AIDS.... I think.

Okay... here is a big one:

Marvel Comics vs. DC comics?

Okay two for one:

Roller Derby Girls would smash their little cheery faces in

Umm Prolly Marvel for me

Bret Michaels VS Vince Neil

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Umm. Ok. Umm. Picture the death star with the eye of sauron instead of a big laser cannon. Yeaaaah... I think the good guys are fucked. For a while. But then Sauron and Vader will have epic battle in space with space orcs and moon-trolls.. Then Luke will marry Arowen(sp?), Chewy and Gimli will elope to Hoth, and the rest, well, the rest will be left for description in many, many scenes before they finally roll credits.

Obama vs America o.O

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Umm. Ok. Umm. Picture the death star with the eye of sauron instead of a big laser cannon. Yeaaaah... I think the good guys are fucked. For a while. But then Sauron and Vader will have epic battle in space with space orcs and moon-trolls.. Then Luke well marry Arowen, Chewy and Gimli will elope to Hoth, and the rest, well, the rest will be left for description in many, many scenes before they finally roll credits.

Obama vs America o.O

Interesting question.... I think America was already defeated when he became president... so I guess it is sort of like saying me vs that guy in a coma.... I would probably not have to fight him in the first place.

Oooh here is one that will get me in trouble....

Jesus Vs. Muhammad

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Interesting question.... I think America was already defeated when he became president... so I guess it is sort of like saying me vs that guy in a coma.... I would probably not have to fight him in the first place.

Oooh here is one that will get me in trouble....

Jesus Vs. Muhammad

Haha^ ..

I dunno I guess I'll just have to ask What Would Jesus Do? ROFL.

Captain Kangaroo vs Fred (Mr.) Rogers

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Hmmm.... Gandgolff the Gray was a bit too interested in the Hobbits... but Dumbledore was kind of a bitch.... I say... Tie

Michael Keaton's Batman vs. Christian Bale's Batman

Neither... they are not super heros they just have tooo much money! I say JOKER kicks their asses all over the place

Mtn. Dew OG or Mtn. Dew Code red?

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mp3's. After dealing with the damned things when I was doing radio DJ way back when, 8-tracks and their broadcast equivalent of carts were a pain in the ass to work with. Vinyl and CDs were much better for me to cue.

Special Edition Star Wars or Original Edition Star Wars?

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That is a difficult one... since they are both underdogs I want both to win all the time. Zim... because if he wins so does Gir.

Captain Kirk Vs. Captain Picard.

picard - KIRK... would.. take too long..... expLAIning things... and picard would trounce him!

umm... ralph maccio's "karate kid" or jaden smith's "karate kid"?

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picard - KIRK... would.. take too long..... expLAIning things... and picard would trounce him!

umm... ralph maccio's "karate kid" or jaden smith's "karate kid"?

Ralph maccio cuz he would just step on jaden smith.. OG all the way!

Trent Reznor vs Sascha Konietzko

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picard - KIRK... would.. take too long..... expLAIning things... and picard would trounce him!

umm... ralph maccio's "karate kid" or jaden smith's "karate kid"?

Ralph Maccio because he is white.

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David Lynch or Takashi Miike

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