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I just thought that this guy derserves his own thread here. We all know him. We all love him (or hate to love him). For the past 8 years this man has been the epicenter of my inebriation. I swear that sometimes he just has it in for me. I'm standing there saying "I'm not gonna do shots anymore guys, i just get way to drunk". So what does he do? He pours me one of his mystery shots for while we wait for the drinks..."Did I drink it you ask?"...You get your ass i did! Why do i go back to him you ask? Because so many of the kick-ass stories I have of City are an indirect result of this mans lethal concoctions...and a few of the not-so-good ones. But I always say that life without some risk is worse than death.

Lets have a big hooray! for the Sultan of Stupor. Our Marvin. May he continue to pour for many more years!

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I'm actually going to take the other side on this one. I don't enjoy getting wasted, puking, and doing crazy things I'll never remember. I like getting a little tipsy and maybe even drunk on occasion, but I still like to be in control, drink responsibly, and never drive under the influence. Because of that, I will only ever drink beer at City Club because I know exactly what I am getting, what it will do to me, and how long that will take. I enjoy mixed drinks, but I'll never do those at City 'cuz I don't know how much of what goes into them, and I'll never do shots. There are just too many variables involved and it may lead me down a path I don't want to go. Everyone else may love Marvin's drinks, but I prefer to stay safe.

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I'm actually going to take the other side on this one. I don't enjoy getting wasted, puking, and doing crazy things I'll never remember. I like getting a little tipsy and maybe even drunk on occasion, but I still like to be in control, drink responsibly, and never drive under the influence. Because of that, I will only ever drink beer at City Club because I know exactly what I am getting, what it will do to me, and how long that will take. I enjoy mixed drinks, but I'll never do those at City 'cuz I don't know how much of what goes into them, and I'll never do shots. There are just too many variables involved and it may lead me down a path I don't want to go. Everyone else may love Marvin's drinks, but I prefer to stay safe.

^Yay! So says my permanently designated driver! I chose well.

Generally, I get my gin and tonic from Bishop because he loves the Bombay Sapphire about as much as I do. Nonetheless, I have been known to partake of Marvin's mystery shots--definitely a repeatable experience, though, as I am also not a fan of passing out, I elect to consciously inhibit its frequency to no more than once per weekend.

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I'm actually going to take the other side on this one. I don't enjoy getting wasted, puking, and doing crazy things I'll never remember. I like getting a little tipsy and maybe even drunk on occasion, but I still like to be in control, drink responsibly, and never drive under the influence. Because of that, I will only ever drink beer at City Club because I know exactly what I am getting, what it will do to me, and how long that will take. I enjoy mixed drinks, but I'll never do those at City 'cuz I don't know how much of what goes into them, and I'll never do shots. There are just too many variables involved and it may lead me down a path I don't want to go. Everyone else may love Marvin's drinks, but I prefer to stay safe.

Ill only have one drink... Im not one for getting smashed either.

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I personally have come to the conclusion, when I was off my tits from too many long islands, that Marvin is indeed a Lvl 99 Drink Wizard with cute little hats that boost his mana and defense. I may be wrong on this but I doubt it.

(If you cannot read the yellows)

I personally have come to the conclusion, when I was off my tits from too many long islands, that Marvin is indeed a Lvl 99 Drink Wizard with cute little hats that boost his mana and defense. I may be wrong on this but I doubt it.

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I personally have come to the conclusion, when I was off my tits from too many long islands, that Marvin is indeed a Lvl 99 Drink Wizard with cute little hats that boost his mana and defense. I may be wrong on this but I doubt it.

"Marvin puts on his robe and Wizard Hat."

:rofl:

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I personally have come to the conclusion, when I was off my tits from too many long islands, that Marvin is indeed a Lvl 99 Drink Wizard with cute little hats that boost his mana and defense. I may be wrong on this but I doubt it.

does 99 damage to liver

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I'm actually going to take the other side on this one. I don't enjoy getting wasted, puking, and doing crazy things I'll never remember. I like getting a little tipsy and maybe even drunk on occasion, but I still like to be in control, drink responsibly, and never drive under the influence. Because of that, I will only ever drink beer at City Club because I know exactly what I am getting, what it will do to me, and how long that will take. I enjoy mixed drinks, but I'll never do those at City 'cuz I don't know how much of what goes into them, and I'll never do shots. There are just too many variables involved and it may lead me down a path I don't want to go. Everyone else may love Marvin's drinks, but I prefer to stay safe.

Amen.

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does 99 damage to liver

If I could sum up Marvin in one simple phrase...THIS, my friend, would be it :thumbsup: .

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(For people who can't read my yellow)

If I could sum up Marvin in one simple phrase...THIS, my friend, would be it :thumbsup: .

+1

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