Nightgaunt Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 I was absolutely floored when I saw this. People like this are representing us in Congress! They decide things that affect our daily lives! The insanity begins at about 1:15... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatRN05 Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 (edited) My fear is that the whole island will tip over and capsize.. I wonder if he will be re-elected after this.. Edited April 8, 2010 by KatRN05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 ...tip over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkmatter Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 DER! My island has capsized please send FEMA right away! "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaf The Horse With Tears Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 I've been laughing about this all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TygerLili Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 WTF?!? Thanks, I needed that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Perhaps this picture of Guam will help: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raev Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Perhaps this picture of Guam will help: Zaratan, AD&D 2nd Edition, Monsterous Manual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Zaratan, AD&D 2nd Edition, Monsterous Manual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 damn, tip-over, really >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taysteewonderbunny Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Perhaps this picture of Guam will help: Reminds me of the rumor where Bertrand Russell, who in his lecture supposedly gave a description of the nature of the planets' orbits, was accosted by an old lady afterward who accused Russell of spreading nonsense. As the legend goes, she said, "What you've said is a bunch of rubbish! You can't fool me! I am a Christian woman. I know it's turtles (turtles, turtles) all the way down. I say legend because it is likely that it never happened, but the tale is retold often in epistemology discussions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 ...where in Christianity does it say anything about turtles? And what does that have to do with the planet's orbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 I think hes hallucinatng because of allergies. Give the poor guy a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic_Fail_Guy Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taysteewonderbunny Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 ...where in Christianity does it say anything about turtles? And what does that have to do with the planet's orbit? I am pretty sure it's not really in approved texts. I also don't believe it (the scenario with the old woman) really happened. Russell made a reference to turtles in one of his books, but the context was entirely different. What is true is that the story, even if false, is frequently referenced, at least in the WSU philosophy department, as analogous to a problem in epistemology. I think a variation of the tale was printed in a book by Stephen Hawkings who attributed it to Russell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prick Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 I guess islands float like boats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightgaunt Posted April 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 ...where in Christianity does it say anything about turtles? I think it's in the Book of Armaments somewhere. Brother Maynard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 I am pretty sure it's not really in approved texts. I also don't believe it (the scenario with the old woman) really happened. Russell made a reference to turtles in one of his books, but the context was entirely different. What is true is that the story, even if false, is frequently referenced, at least in the WSU philosophy department, as analogous to a problem in epistemology. I think a variation of the tale was printed in a book by Stephen Hawkings who attributed it to Russell. Hmm...seems weird that such smart people have to make up stories to deface a religion they do not like...they should be smart enough to do something less abrasive or they could just say "I don't like it, its not true" and be done with it. I had kinda heard the story before in college but tossed it off as one of the many times that a teacher went out of their way to attack Christians, males, white males, and especially white Christian males. If it makes them feel better even Christians think that they are very smart and hold no grudges... Anyways, enough of this before a fire starts...and where the hell is Brother Maynard? He was called for over 2 hours ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) I think it's in the Book of Armaments somewhere. Brother Maynard? ...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... "skip a bit, brother"... ...And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen. Edited April 9, 2010 by torn asunder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitsMcGee Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 So...why hasn't this happened to China yet then hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 So...why hasn't this happened to China yet then hmmm. They use their dead, and the unwanted, to prop up any low spots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkmatter Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Zaratan, AD&D 2nd Edition, Monsterous Manual? Get the fuck outa here! Good catch man. It totally is! I've read that book like 100 times. It's him allright. That thing was a tough SoB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellion Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 They can have this island as well,LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 They use their dead, and the unwanted, to prop up any low spots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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