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[phee]

*Phee sends Dyno some non-threatening love to feel all she wants*

[JaneDead]

oh this love feels sort of squishy... like a marshmallow. hope it doesn't taste like one cuz i sure don't like marshmallows.

[phee]

Oh NO!!! don't taste in then you end up with... oh never mind go ahead.

[JaneDead]

*tastes it anyways...*

mmm tastes like.... cafe mocha!!

[phee]

Oh good you got the right batch then... if you start to have bumps or grow horns... well I had nothing directly to do with it.

[JaneDead]

bumps and horns are not NORMAL then??

[phee]

Well I guess you did have CANADIAN coffee...

[JaneDead]

well i did get my canadian coffee right here in america though.

they put something in it ... something addicting... like crack. they want me to want a mocha EVERY single day!! my crack mocha. see cafe... crack... it's a cover up.

[phee]

...I Still Like PANTS... (damn wrong thead again)

[JaneDead]

yes i prefer pants to slacks or trousers any old day

[phee]

you don't understand...I REALLY like pants!

[JaneDead]

oh but i do understand.

but you don't understand just how much i hate slacks and trousers. and tooshes too. and moist things. moist things are just.... dampness gone wrong.

[phee]

What about....moist pants?

[JaneDead]

no cuz then they might mildew. mildew is dampness gone fungi

[phee]

I want's saw an anti mildew spray add (Tilex maybe) with the voice over done by Vincent Price!

[JaneDead]

Darkness Falls Across The Land

The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand

Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood

To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood

And Whosoever Shall Be Found

Without The Soul For Getting Down

Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell

And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell

The Foulest Stench Is In The Air

The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years

And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb

Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom

And Though You Fight To Stay Alive

Your Body Starts To Shiver

For No Mere Mortal Can Resist

The Evil Of The Thriller

i think he got his inspiration from that ^

[phee]

I wonder if he liked pants like us?

[JaneDead]

quite possibly. but it sounds like he never washed his pants. they were foul and stenchy. his body wasn't shivering it was the mildew growing on his pants.

[phee]

Did you know that he had a cooking show for almost a decade?

[JaneDead]

really?? i had no idea.

[phee]

He stopped doing movies to do his cooking show for years, the first film he was in afterwards besides just a cameo or voice over was Edward Scissor Hands.

[JaneDead]

not that i know alot about the guy but i know some and i am surprised i never knew this. i guess i learn something new from phee every day.

now it is your job to teach me a new thing every single day for the rest of my life phee. i hope that is not asking too much?

[phee]

No not at all... just keep on checking the board.

[JaneDead]

oh ok then i guess it is up to troy then to keep the board forever for me to do just that. so i guess i should be asking troy if that would be asking too much.

[phee]

Seems like a nobel cause.