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Joey Deadcat

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I confess I rarely feel like a beautiful person. I confess I see all my faults and so I see myself as merely an average person. I confess I think I am not good enough for anyone.

And this is not meant for anyone to counter or for anyone to sympathize over.

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I confess I rarely feel like a beautiful person. I confess I see all my faults and so I see myself as merely an average person. I confess I think I am not good enough for anyone.

And this is not meant for anyone to counter or for anyone to sympathize over.

+1 I feel the exact same way.

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Due to the neighbors below me keeping me and my kids awake til 3 am on weeknights and because apartment management won't do anything about it but tell me to call the police, which I do, however as soon as the police leave the music and loud mouths go up again that, I must confess, if I knew I could get away with it I would love nothing more than to throw a brick through their window, phone a few old friends to help alleviate the issue, slash a few tires, crank OTEP all night long myself, and/or throw the Queen B down in that apartment off my balcony. However, I know karma has a nice surprise in store for these folks so I will sit back and wait. (while I search for new a new house)

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I confess that I'm picky about the lighting in a room. My mother just bought new bulbs. Energy efficient ones. But they are so BRIGHT. It burns. :X I like the warmer glow.

I also confess that I've been dancing in the shower a lot lately.

I confess that voices can really get me.

EDIT:

I apparently like the world "lately" too much.

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I confess that I have changed lanes without using the turn signal before.

No.... you are just making this up to try and portray your "bad boy" image and get laid more often...

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I have eaten co-workers' food out of the fridge at various jobs.

20 years ago, I abandoned a litter of kittens on someone's front lawn.

I have this huge hangup about calling people on the phone just to chat. If they call me it's fine, but I'm always sure that if I call I'll be interrupting something way more interesting than talking to me. So I don't call people who would probably in fact really like to hear from me.

I have never been to a strip club!

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I confess that I have changed lanes without using the turn signal before.

You are my worst enemy.

lol

I haaaate when people don't use their blinkers.

I confess that although I blame my hedgehog for keeping me up so late (running in her wheel), it was really my thoughts. Because after she (FUCKING FINALLY) went to sleep in her dome I couldn't fall asleep still for quite some time.

Fail.

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I have this huge hangup about calling people on the phone just to chat. If they call me it's fine, but I'm always sure that if I call I'll be interrupting something way more interesting than talking to me. So I don't call people who would probably in fact really like to hear from me.

this, precisely...

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When I'm alone, I sometimes brush my teeth in the shower.... :biggrin:

Ha! I do this daily. I used to drink my coffee in there, too - when my kitchen was next to my bathroom. Now it's too much work. :biggrin:

And I HAVE TO shower upon waking and prior to going to bed (to sleep).

Also, I love animals, notably dogs, but don't "believe in" having them sleep in or on the bed. For germ and for "pack rules" reasons. I tried it, once... and couldn't sleep at all. Too bothered by the germs and how it was influencing the pack. *twitch*

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I confess that when I was a little girl, animal genitalia used to fascinate me. This was not a sexual fascination, so minds out of gutters please. It was just during a time where I was becoming aware of the differences between the sexes, and apparently was amazed by "the goods" of all creatures.

Oh, and I, too, have ripped off mattress tags. :shock:

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I confess that I just ruined some poor kids day.

My daughter, Siren and I were at an arcade after eating some Del Taco. I walked away from those two because well....yah. My side hurt I had to let one go so bad.

So, after I walk away and let out one that would have made a stray dog gag I noticed a kid that was walking right behind me that only stood about waist tall to me. Poor little guy took a NASTY blast right in the face ><

The look of horror and disgust on his face in that moment....followed by the dirty look he gave me every time he saw me after that leads me to believe I ruined his afternoon.

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