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Joey Deadcat

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I confess you're my new hero.

I confess that now I can't read any of your posts anymore.

The more you learn of someone, the quicker they go from hero to flawed mortal, and in most cases on to ugly American.

I am glad to see someone else interested in this topic. Thx Eternal! Edited by kat
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I will confess, that I believe I am a much better parent than 90% of this worlds population (not even having meet everyone). Even though I have been looked down upon for being one of those teenage mothers, I still believe I can do this better than any 30+ old parent. AND Ill be doing it all alone soon, which just makes me think it'll be harder and push me to keep being (if not better)the awesome parent that I am.

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You are. Scott and I will help you fix that so you become a great flirt. :yes

Only because you two are dirty pervs.

I should have re-worded that into "I'm a big flirt."

I also confess that I'm more of a giver of blunt compliments. Rather than being sweet and kind about it, I'm prone to saying "You're really nice on the eyes". But as blunt as I am, I feel I dont know how to respond to compliments I receive.

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"Jay walking" is crossing the street elsewhere than at a crosswalk. What's "J walking"? Walking while smoking a joint?

In a word YES!

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I confess I often feel unwanted.

And that I'm in a horrible mood right now...mainly because Burger King was out of Hershey Pies...WTF?

Two things.

1. If you're feeling unwanted, come on the board. You have a whole fan club, many of them with all ten fingers and toes intact.

2. Don't try the new BK Sausage Mcmuffin. Before I tried it, I thought Wow! The McDonald's $2.50 Sausage Mcmuffin for $1.

That's amazing! There's no way McDonald's is 2.5x better.

AFTER WARDS, I wanted my dollar back.

If the Burger King truly snuck in to the McDs lab and stole the recipe, he must have been J-walking when he cooked it up, because it has a taste only a stoner could love.

I confess that I am getting ready for work now.

I won't tell a soul

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I confess that I may need to become a Buddhist, because I need a few more lives to get shit right.

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i confess to still having active crushes on a few dgn'ers, but i'm still unable to share the details.

(not much of a confession, is it?) :unsure:

I confess, that is not much of a confession (to confirm). :p

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I never let myself get close enough to anyone to ever bond with them;people who call me friend, acquaintances, and even family.

I am of the belief that people come and go - people I currently know, I believe, will fade out of the picture in several years and there will be new casts of characters and that this cycle will repeat like it has in the past.

I'm not an affectionate person and tend to respond to affections half-heartedly and half-assed.

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