your rap sheet

[Simon Bar Sinister]

amazingly, the only thing I ever got arrested for was shoplifting when I was 15.

[Slogo]

never done anything illegal*

* When referring to what is or isn't legal, I refer whether or not I've been caught. If I was caught, it's illegal. If I wasn't caught, not illegal.

[Destroit]

Decided to go in the woods by Universal Mall (called White Hill by the locals) with Pestilence, my boyfriend at the time and a friend of ours. Didn't realize it was trespassing. My boyfriend at the time had a major drinking problem and asked me if I could keep three beers in my backpack, not realizing what a mistake that was (I was 19 I think). We went back there started a fire (another stupid idea) and I kept hearing voices. They thought I was crazy (everyone's fatal mistake) and ignored me when I brought it up. I then heard movement and said "hey guys, I think someone's back here". Still got ignored. Then from 30 feet away I hear "DON'T RUN!" That was the cops. Pestilence didn't listen and dashed, actually got AWAY. I wasn't so lucky. They pinned me with trespassing, open fire, and MIP. I only got pinned with the MIP. The judge said I was stupid for signing a plea bargain because he was planning to drop all charges, but since I was dumb and didn't realize that the court appointed attorneys are AGAINST you (trying to get the most money for the state and don't care about your well-being) he insisted on pinning me with it even though HE knew the judge would have dropped all charges. Got 6 months probation and completed it. Since it was my first offense it was expunged under the Youth Trainees Act.

Second time I got arrested a few Dead-Liners knew about. It was my first time at Dead-Line and I CANNOT HANDLE FIFTY CENT DRINKS. I left really tore up, Pestilence was driving but he was sober enough to drive. We got downtown and Pestilence told me that he thought he left his glasses at the bar, so he wanted MY drunk ass to direct him back there. Since it was my first time going to The Works, I had no idea wtf I was doing. We drove around in circles for an hour trying to find it and we did. Just as we found it we passed the front of it by about a quarter mile and I told him to turn around and go back. Just as I said that we ran out of gas in front of a light pole that was already leaning because there's a lot of those in the ghetto. We called Boshy, who was irate, but agreed to bring us a can of gas and told us to stay put. Mind you, it was about 3am and she had to work at 6am. Boshy is a saint. Anyhow, in the course of sitting in the gasless car, keys in Pestilence's pocket, myself in the passenger seat two officers pull up. They begin questioning us very unprofessionally and telling us that we smashed into the pole because we were drunk. We told them they were wrong and that the front end damage was from a previous accident because it was. They asked who was driving and we said "nobody" because we weren't. We were clearly parked. They questioned me by myself and since I was off-my-face they convinced me (LIED TO ME) that if I didn't say I was driving that they were going to take Pestilence away and convict him with all these charges. I took one for the team and said I was driving out of duress. I spent the rest of the night until they would release me sitting in a holding cell with a girl from SW Detroit in for attempted murder at 6 Mile and Woodward wearing black make-up, a fedora hat, spin-striped zoot-suit type deal, with a bright yellow undershirt. DID NOT WANT.

Luckily the judge and my lawyer were able to determine that it was not a legitimate arrest and that they officers wrongly coerced a confession out of me when I was under duress and not of sound mind. I was found not guilty.

Decided to go in the woods by Universal Mall (called White Hill by the locals) with Pestilence, my boyfriend at the time and a friend of ours. Didn't realize it was trespassing. My boyfriend at the time had a major drinking problem and asked me if I could keep three beers in my backpack, not realizing what a mistake that was (I was 19 I think). We went back there started a fire (another stupid idea) and I kept hearing voices. They thought I was crazy (everyone's fatal mistake) and ignored me when I brought it up. I then heard movement and said "hey guys, I think someone's back here". Still got ignored. Then from 30 feet away I hear "DON'T RUN!" That was the cops. Pestilence didn't listen and dashed, actually got AWAY. I wasn't so lucky. They pinned me with trespassing, open fire, and MIP. I only got pinned with the MIP. The judge said I was stupid for signing a plea bargain because he was planning to drop all charges, but since I was dumb and didn't realize that the court appointed attorneys are AGAINST you (trying to get the most money for the state and don't care about your well-being) he insisted on pinning me with it even though HE knew the judge would have dropped all charges. Got 6 months probation and completed it. Since it was my first offense it was expunged under the Youth Trainees Act.

Second time I got arrested a few Dead-Liners knew about. It was my first time at Dead-Line and I CANNOT HANDLE FIFTY CENT DRINKS. I left really tore up, Pestilence was driving but he was sober enough to drive. We got downtown and Pestilence told me that he thought he left his glasses at the bar, so he wanted MY drunk ass to direct him back there. Since it was my first time going to The Works, I had no idea wtf I was doing. We drove around in circles for an hour trying to find it and we did. Just as we found it we passed the front of it by about a quarter mile and I told him to turn around and go back. Just as I said that we ran out of gas in front of a light pole that was already leaning because there's a lot of those in the ghetto. We called Boshy, who was irate, but agreed to bring us a can of gas and told us to stay put. Mind you, it was about 3am and she had to work at 6am. Boshy is a saint. Anyhow, in the course of sitting in the gasless car, keys in Pestilence's pocket, myself in the passenger seat two officers pull up. They begin questioning us very unprofessionally and telling us that we smashed into the pole because we were drunk. We told them they were wrong and that the front end damage was from a previous accident because it was. They asked who was driving and we said "nobody" because we weren't. We were clearly parked. They questioned me by myself and since I was off-my-face they convinced me (LIED TO ME) that if I didn't say I was driving that they were going to take Pestilence away and convict him with all these charges. I took one for the team and said I was driving out of duress. I spent the rest of the night until they would release me sitting in a holding cell with a girl from SW Detroit in for attempted murder at 6 Mile and Woodward wearing black make-up, a fedora hat, spin-striped zoot-suit type deal, with a bright yellow undershirt. DID NOT WANT.

Luckily the judge and my lawyer were able to determine that it was not a legitimate arrest and that they officers wrongly coerced a confession out of me when I was under duress and not of sound mind. I was found not guilty.

Edited April 26, 2010 by Chernobyl

[candyman]

They have TRIED to charge me with stuff...like street racing (never done it), assault and battery (ALWAYS stay sober in a bar fight), and now a dispatcher that I "hit" in an accident is threatening me beyond belief for who knows what...her car only got $534 damage while I had $3,600 damage...they won't let me pay my "failure to yield" ticket without going to court first.

[KatRN05]

Never been arrested. Never got got caught doing anything illegal...

[DJ Nocker]

So do we list illegal things we have done or just the stuff we were caught doing? lol

[candyman]

So do we list illegal things we have done or just the stuff we were caught doing? lol

Its only illegal if you get caught...

[Guest Megalicious]

I will say it once and I will say it again- art is not a crime (though I have been arrested for it).

[Glory13666]

Got busted by the cops having sex in my car....not fun at the time but pretty funny now. They just told us to get dressed and go home but it was still pretty embarrassing having the spotlights shining in the back window and then cops shining their flashlights into the car.

[phee]

Never been arrested me.... I am the very essence of purity.

[KatRN05]

Never been arrested me.... I am the very essence of purity.

[Onyx]

Only many many speeding tickets. Really have been trying to slow down, but I soooo love to drive fast on the freeway.

[prick]

I was arrested for a weapons violation ( I know go figure). I had a two foot dagger in my car( I was using it to protect the Golden child). It happened at Macomb community college years ago. When they posted a pamphlet saying the years crime on campus there was only one weapons violation. I am a statistic. I also got a ticket for discharging a fire arm in an area frequented by wildlife. They didnt give it to me then, they mailed it to me never mentioning a ticket. I guess they were afraid to give it to me on site.

[Eevee]

I haz none.

Unless you want me to throw down some fresh rhymes.

[Msterbeau]

I haz none.

Unless you want me to throw down some fresh rhymes.

Here's your starting point. Throw down, yo.

[kat (1)]

Well I have a clean adult record, but when I was a teenager I got my ass in some stuff.

I usually was just picked up for questioning and held overnight or a few hours. I was in a house when I was 15 that got raided and, well let's just say the cops did not find donuts waiting for them, no sirre Bob they did'nt.

[candyman]

Only many many speeding tickets. Really have been trying to slow down, but I soooo love to drive fast on the freeway.

How fast do you need to go?!?! Hell in Michigan I could go past a Highway cop doing about 85-90 and not have to worry about getting pulled over...I can't really do that in many other states.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Illegal trespass, but only because the guy I was with smarted off to the cop. I was sitting on porch steps on Bourbon Street. It got thrown out.

[Hellion]

Got in trouble for a few things many years ago

got a ticket and fine let alone court for walking drunk

yes they are big time cracking down on that.

Voicing my,"opinions,and truths" about government/lawmakers

been threatened with jail for that, instead a fine for expressing my Freedom of Speech

with out vulgarity,just truth and opinions.

open beer in public,yeah that too.

[FarrIL]

Speeding ticket. clocked going 17 1/2 over the speed limit. Got wrote up for doing 5 over. =3

[jcheeka]

so far i havent done anything