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Funny shit said elsewhere between DGN members that should be shared on DGN


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this can only end badly. :(

how so? it's supposed to be similar to the "funny quotes of dgn'ers", but of things off-board. the reason i mentioned the "outing" rule is to make sure people know to get the ok from everyone involved, before posting. if someone doesn't want the convo posted, it shouldn't be. (and if it is, it will be removed.)

and if a comment is intentionally posted despite someone not wanting it, the poster will have to deal with the consequences. i think that's fair, and clear-cut, don't you?

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"Gimp stop hitting on 15 year old boys" something Slogo says to me everything we hang out

now many people will look a this and go WTF gimp should be in jail...no no its a inside joke between Slogo Los Lilly and myself and a 15 year old boy...that is all

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  • 4 weeks later...

"Gimp stop hitting on 15 year old boys" something Slogo says to me everything we hang out

now many people will look a this and go WTF gimp should be in jail...no no its a inside joke between Slogo Los Lilly and myself and a 15 year old boy...that is all

I'm sure the 15 year old boy doesn't think it's a joke. He even remained nameless.

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There was a bit more to this conversation, just can't remember some of the filler convo right now...

Rev "Iam a sage for my balls have hairs of grey"

Jeremy "what about a ball"

Me "Honey he's not talking about a ball"

Jeremy "I don't get it"

Me "He's saying his balls have grey hair"

Jeremy---- still didn't get what Rev was saying, Rev, Melinda and I tried to explain it, but it wasn't till much later on he finally got it...

It was one of things where you just had to be there.... lol

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There is this one chick that Jeremy hooked up with once years ago, the hag still has all these picture of him and her on her myspace profile, and every blue moon in the past she would get drunk and call him. This chick is scaggy all the way, found out she was pregnant and didn't have the money for an abortion so she took a bunch of drugs, drank a bunch of alcohol and sat in a hot tub for HOURS and HOURS to cause a miscarage... Anyways, just randomly Jeremy and I were wondering if she still has the pictures up, so we checked out her profile.......

Me: Gawd her tattoo looks like shit.

Jeremy: She's had that redone a couple of times.

Me: It looks like twizler pull and peels.

Me: Can I fuck with her?

Jeremy: I don't care.

Me: Can I be evil?

Jeremy: Yes you have permission to be evil.

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Anytime poop comes into the convo by Hellion (Shawn). It could be good or bad depending on how you take it :p

ha! I've heard several stories

of your truck stop nightmares,LOL!

Ya know,I'm going to note this in my"Log" book,LOL!

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This blurb between me and pris stratton was sparked in reference to a national enquirer article seen in a checkout lane at the store:

Pris Stratton: "look at this in the enquirer, Michael Jackson's body is missing..."

eXsplif: "thats not really news tho..."

Pris Stratton: "yeah, i thought most people realized his body was missing a couple of decades ago."

eXsplif: "mmm hmm"

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