Funny shit said elsewhere between DGN members that should be shared on DGN

[Destroit]

Chernobyl: "TIM! DDR when I get home. You work tonight?"

Timata: "I work in the morning"

Chernobyl: "kk, DDR then"

Timata: "I go to bed at 8 pm. What time do you get back?"

Chernobyl: "Fuck you, Tim, YOU'RE FAT!"

*Chernobyl storms out the house*

(At an earlier date, to be fair):

Timata: "Cherny! DDR right now."

Chernobyl "I just ate."

Timata: "DDR anyway"

Chernobyl: "We just got back from the buffet."

Timata: "Fuck you, Jess, YOU'RE FAT!"

*Chernobyl storms out the house*

Chernobyl: "TIM! DDR when I get home. You work tonight?"

Timata: "I work in the morning"

Chernobyl: "kk, DDR then"

Timata: "I go to bed at 8 pm. What time do you get back?"

Chernobyl: "Fuck you, Tim, YOU'RE FAT!"

*Chernobyl storms out the house*

(At an earlier date, to be fair):

Timata: "Cherny! DDR right now."

Chernobyl "I just ate."

Timata: "DDR anyway"

Chernobyl: "We just got back from the buffet."

Timata: "Fuck you, Jess, YOU'RE FAT!"

*Chernobyl storms out the house*

[TheGimp]

Josie: ewwww omg look at the nasty as pillow at the door way

Myself: eww dirty titty pillows!

Josie: Oh My God whats that smell!?

Myself: City Club Freshness

[TheGimp]

Myself: i mean come on if she only got bit like once and she was hit all ya gotta do is ball gag her and it would be fine.

Slogo: yea but she could scratch you to don't forget that.

Myself: fine handcuff her to a bed and ball gag her aint like its ganna piss her off any worse.

Bean:if i had a shot gun id keep gimp alive just so i can watch him rape zombies it would be fun to watch.

LoS: you know i forget what game it is but you can get an achievement if you have sex with like 100 undead. you just smell like them or something.

[Destroit]

Chernobyl: "Only your hair, Raev. And I'm as virgin as THE PURE SNOW, AND KITTENS, AND FLOWERS, AND JESUS LOVESMESTFUGTFO.

No, I'm kidding. I take crazy amounts of weiner, for the record."

Prick: "LOL you said weiner"

Chernobyl: "Yes, [p]Rick, I meant weiner like sausage. And by sausage I meant something edible. And by something edible I meant cock. And by cock I mean chicken. And by chicken I REALLY mean penis. I'm a pretty easy equation to solve."

This is what happens when DGN is down for a day.

Chernobyl: "Only your hair, Raev. And I'm as virgin as THE PURE SNOW, AND KITTENS, AND FLOWERS, AND JESUS LOVESMESTFUGTFO.

No, I'm kidding. I take crazy amounts of weiner, for the record."

Prick: "LOL you said weiner"

Chernobyl: "Yes, [p]Rick, I meant weiner like sausage. And by sausage I meant something edible. And by something edible I meant cock. And by cock I mean chicken. And by chicken I REALLY mean penis. I'm a pretty easy equation to solve."

This is what happens when DGN is down for a day.

Edited December 1, 2010 by Chernobyl
Grammatik!

[Destroit]

(Remarking about a song that came up on Pestilence's last.fm when it was him, myself, and Constantin gaming)

Chernobyl: "Oh man, this clearly is their obligatory 'My rap song is better than all your rap songs' type rap track. All rappers have this kind of shit. It's something they all have in common."

Constantin: "This is true...(laughs)"

Chernobyl: "Okay...WAIT...just to be fair. All rappers and KMFDM share this lyrical style. My bad..."

(Remarking about a song that came up on Pestilence's last.fm when it was him, myself, and Constantin gaming)

Chernobyl: "Oh man, this clearly is their obligatory 'My rap song is better than all your rap songs' type rap track. All rappers have this kind of shit. It's something they all have in common."

Constantin: "This is true...(laughs)"

Chernobyl: "Okay...WAIT...just to be fair. All rappers and KMFDM share this lyrical style. My bad..."

[Destroit]

Chatting with Eevee on AIM this morning, I was telling her about how we have a new tenant.

"That means I'm up to four guys in my house. You should have seen the symphony last week. Timata was moping our living room while Vampyro was doing the dishes and Pest was making me a sammich. The universe was clearly in perfect harmony at that moment, although I would have loved a Killian's and a wife beater to complete the whole scenario."

Chatting with Eevee on AIM this morning, I was telling her about how we have a new tenant.

"That means I'm up to four guys in my house. You should have seen the symphony last week. Timata was moping our living room while Vampyro was doing the dishes and Pest was making me a sammich. The universe was clearly in perfect harmony at that moment, although I would have loved a Killian's and a wife beater to complete the whole scenario."

Edited April 6, 2011 by Chernobyl

[Joey Deadcat]

"I'm sorry that we look ten, Joey."