Oh_My_Goth Posted July 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatRN05 Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteLines Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 You ever notice that other peoples stuff is SHIT! ...but your shit is STUFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 "The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. " - George Carlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 "The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. " - George Carlin heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 heh... Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slogo Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Due to popular demand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatRN05 Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDkhzHQO7jY So true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scar My Machine Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 George Carlin was brilliant beyond belief. I loved his way of thinking. Always do whatever's next. At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. Electricity is really just organized lightning. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordkraven Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 george carlin quote- we were steeped in raw sewage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 there's a petition to name part of a street in Manhattan after him: http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/09/08/petition-calls-for-a-george-carlin-street-in-new-york-city/ don't know if out-of-towners' sigs are wanted or not, but it couldn't hurt to look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 My favorite quote by Carlin "Their are no innocent people in this world, you're birth certificate is proof of guilt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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