phee Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 If anyone saw the last episode of Trueblood (Season 3, Episode 3). During the final scene there is quite an interesting sex scene that would make your average twilight fan run from the room and hide under their bed. I wont spoil it too much... but vampires that are having very VERY rough sex manage to have missionary and doggy style sex (sort of) at the same time.... No Yoga would make the position that they had possible... If you have seen this episode then you know what I am talking about... If not... go back to twilight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slogo Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 That was awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted June 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 That was awesome Indeed.... that was hatesex that would make Trent Reznor blush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 If anyone saw the last episode of Trueblood (Season 3, Episode 3). During the final scene there is quite an interesting sex scene that would make your average twilight fan run from the room and hide under their bed. I wont spoil it too much... but vampires that are having very VERY rough sex manage to have missionary and doggy style sex (sort of) at the same time.... No Yoga would make the position that they had possible... If you have seen this episode then you know what I am talking about... If not... go back to twilight. I will see this...& I bet, I have done that position Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted June 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 I will see this...& I bet, I have done that position No you haven't it would be fatal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 No you haven't it would be fatal. ...fatal, to bend funny? (I was not referring to any biting nor bloodletting...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted June 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 ...fatal, to bend funny? (I was not referring to any biting nor bloodletting...) Yeah.... bending in ways that cause death.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 (edited) Yeah.... bending in ways that cause death.... ..how occidental of you to say....I must see this...I have connections...what season:episode is the show at for this spectacle? OH..3:3..easy to remember... Edited June 30, 2010 by Rev.Reverence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted June 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 ..how occidental of you to say....I must see this...I have connections...what season:episode is the show at for this spectacle? OH..3:3..easy to remember... ***SPOILER*** Okay okay.... Vampire is having angry hate sex with another vamp... she is on the bed he is on top of her... they are in missionary position... her head is hanging off the bed.... he then reaches down (because she is looking at him...) and twists her head completely around and pushes down... so that now her face is facing (think exorcist) the floor her spine snaps because he is also forcing it down towards the floor... so basically here head is all but torn off at this point. (but her being a vampire is still alive when she says "I love you" to him.) So her body is on the bed in missionary position but her face is toward to floor being turned around to almost a 180 degree angle to the body... and her neck has been twisted to and pushed to the point where it is about twice as far from the body as usual, and about a third as thick... her spine being snapped and the muscle being twisted around it. So no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eevee Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted June 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 ***SPOILER*** Okay okay.... Vampire is having angry hate sex with another vamp... she is on the bed he is on top of her... they are in missionary position... her head is hanging off the bed.... he then reaches down (because she is looking at him...) and twists her head completely around and pushes down... so that now her face is facing (think exorcist) the floor her spine snaps because he is also forcing it down towards the floor... so basically here head is all but torn off at this point. (but her being a vampire is still alive when she says "I love you" to him.) So her body is on the bed in missionary position but her face is toward to floor being turned around to almost a 180 degree angle to the body... and her neck has been twisted to and pushed to the point where it is about twice as far from the body as usual, and about a third as thick... her spine being snapped and the muscle being twisted around it. So no... As flexible as you may be sir... if you had done this position... you would be wanted for murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 I've always loved vampire *anything* ...until Twilight. Not my kind of stuff at all. When I first saw the previews for True Blood I thought it was going to be sooo damn stupid. Bottled fake blood? Southern politically correct vampires! riiight. I accidentally saw just a tiny part of one episode and I was, and still am hopelessly hooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted June 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Yeah... it grew on me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic_Fail_Guy Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 I had to give a +1 to phee for knowing the difference between REAL vampire stories and twilight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joefis444 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 I've only seen season 1, but in that season alone I can agree it is not like Twilight. I refused to watch twilight forever, but broke down and watched it on demand. I regret it now because it took about 5 points off my IQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 As flexible as you may be sir... if you had done this position... you would be wanted for murder. THAT..is not a sexual position...it's breaking someone's neck during intercourse...a fetish (of the psycho-socio-pathic-variety)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted June 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 THAT..is not a sexual position...it's breaking someone's neck during intercourse...a fetish (of the psycho-socio-pathic-variety)... But for fictional vamps.... a sexual position... (since they live through it.... hence during the position she says "I love you") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Nocker Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 As flexible as you may be sir... if you had done this position... you would be wanted for murder. You sir, are a LIAR! I know several people in this world have done that to there blow up dolls! lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted June 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 You sir, are a LIAR! I know several people in this world have done that to there blow up dolls! lmao I stand corrected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 I know several people in this world have done that to there blow up dolls! I tried that with my blow up doll once. It blew up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 ARG! Im not reading this thread till I catch up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druella Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 LMAO I know it's not trueblood but still fucking awesome... a little bit long but worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Nihil Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 I love True Blood. Show is amazing. However, that sex scene in question, and I don't disturb easily, was the most WTF thing I have seen on the show so far. Knowing what Alan Ball is capable of, all will make sense by the end of the season. Have any of you had the True Blood drink? Tastes like carbonated tang and is supremely tasty. Hard to find and expensive but well worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 For those of you who might actually confuse Twilight with anything remotely cool, I came up with an acronym to help you: V.A.M.P.I.R.E.S. = Vampires are monsters. Please ignore retarded emo shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 For those of you who might actually confuse Twilight with anything remotely cool, I came up with an acronym to help you: V.A.M.P.I.R.E.S. = Vampires are monsters. Please ignore retarded emo shit. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :unworthy: :unworthy: :clap: :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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