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Trueblood is not like twilight.


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I love True Blood. Show is amazing.

However, that sex scene in question, and I don't disturb easily, was the most WTF thing I have seen on the show so far. Knowing what Alan Ball is capable of, all will make sense by the end of the season.

Have any of you had the True Blood drink? Tastes like carbonated tang and is supremely tasty. Hard to find and expensive but well worth it.

Does it have liquor in it? :cheers:

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***SPOILER***

Okay okay....

Vampire is having angry hate sex with another vamp... she is on the bed he is on top of her... they are in missionary position... her head is hanging off the bed.... he then reaches down (because she is looking at him...) and twists her head completely around and pushes down... so that now her face is facing (think exorcist) the floor her spine snaps because he is also forcing it down towards the floor... so basically here head is all but torn off at this point. (but her being a vampire is still alive when she says "I love you" to him.) So her body is on the bed in missionary position but her face is toward to floor being turned around to almost a 180 degree angle to the body... and her neck has been twisted to and pushed to the point where it is about twice as far from the body as usual, and about a third as thick... her spine being snapped and the muscle being twisted around it.

So no...

Psssht...been there. The Beatles were wrong when they said "all you need is love", what the meant is "all you need is tequilla" and you won't notice those pesky moments in life where it seems as though you should have just been fatally wounded.

Psssht...been there. The Beatles were wrong when they said "all you need is love", what the meant is "all you need is tequilla" and you won't notice those pesky moments in life where it seems as though you should have just been fatally wounded.
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For those of you who might actually confuse Twilight with anything remotely cool, I came up with an acronym to help you:

V.A.M.P.I.R.E.S. = Vampires are monsters. Please ignore retarded emo shit.

:heart:

Shall always be my moto, as I continue watching EVERY vamp based movie that comes out..

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