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Jesus has long hair

And a goatee

And His eyes are pretty glazed

He looks so spaced out

Do you buy His story?

Do you believe

He had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked

Yeah, yeah, God smells good

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I think God smoked Cannabis!

Hit the bong like some of us

Drove a Tie-died micro bus

And He subscribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place

In the beginning

Did He plant any seeds?

Or did He put them there

For Adam and Eve

So they'd be hungry

For the apple that the snake

Was always offering

And yeah, yeah, God rolls great

Yeah, yeah, God smells good

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I think God smoked Cannabis?

Do you suppose He had a buzz

When He made the platypus?

When He created Earth our home

Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones?

And do you think He rolls his own?

Up there in Heaven on the throne

And when the Saints go marching home

Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl

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