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My left eye has been twitching off and on for like a week now maybe. It will randomly start up, spasm for like two minutes, and stop suddenly like it never even happened. I think more specifically it started around the time I got sick and got my huge college grant at the same time. Maybe the excitement of having THAT much money deposited into my poor broke-ass bank account sent my nervous system into a rampage of brutal berzerker excitement and my eyelid is paying the price for it.

I guess my question is...do I have brain cancer? Thnx. Stormknight I'm probably looking at you on this one, no pun intended.

My left eye has been twitching off and on for like a week now maybe. It will randomly start up, spasm for like two minutes, and stop suddenly like it never even happened. I think more specifically it started around the time I got sick and got my huge college grant at the same time. Maybe the excitement of having THAT much money deposited into my poor broke-ass bank account sent my nervous system into a rampage of brutal berzerker excitement and my eyelid is paying the price for it.

I guess my question is...do I have brain cancer? Thnx. Stormknight I'm probably looking at you on this one, no pun intended.

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Yea I also had the same problem a few years back, it feels like your fluttering, like a twitchy ass butterfly is on your eyelid or something. My doc also said it is just due to high stress.

But...BUT...I deal with stress by supressing it because it works! Right...? :tongue:

So stress and no brain cancer? Damnit, I figured that would have been a surefire way to get a Medical Marijuana Card :whistle:.

But...BUT...I deal with stress by supressing it because it works! Right...? :tongue:

So stress and no brain cancer? Damnit, I figured that would have been a surefire way to get a Medical Marijuana Card :whistle:.

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But...BUT...I deal with stress by supressing it because it works! Right...? :tongue:

So stress and no brain cancer? Damnit, I figured that would have been a surefire way to get a Medical Marijuana Card :whistle:.

This reminds me of the episode of South Park where Stan's dad put his ball's in the microwave to give himself testicular cancer just so he could get a card? LOL Did you see it?

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This reminds me of the episode of South Park where Stan's dad put his ball's in the microwave to give himself testicular cancer just so he could get a card? LOL Did you see it?

Medicinally Fried Chicken, season 14 episode number 198. I didn't just see it; I have it memorized verbatim. South Park is the holiest of holy in our household. Needless to say, Jesus is pissed.

Medicinally Fried Chicken, season 14 episode number 198. I didn't just see it; I have it memorized verbatim. South Park is the holiest of holy in our household. Needless to say, Jesus is pissed.
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