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The person posting this SHOULD be Slogo, but I could not help myself because ever since he brought this idea up last year at MANFAST.

It would play out much like Comedy Central's Roast of ___________ (Shatner, Anderson, Foxworthy, Saget, etc). We wouldn't have a giant arena, top paid comedians, tigers behind glass, a million dollar budget or any of that fancy crap. I'm saying, we could do this maybe once a year or maybe twice a year. It would require 4-6 people (maybe more, depending): One thick-skinned individual to be roasted and four-five funny people to carry this roasting out. Keep in mind that at the end, the roastee gets a shot at making fun of the roasters, so the comedians would also have to be thick-skinned.

I thought it was an amazing idea by Slogo and would really like to see it happen. Maybe I'm just curious as to how much shit I would get trolled on if I were the roastee because I'm an easy target. I also want to feel like Flavor Flav for a few hours of my life. The thing that puts a road-block in these plans is we would have to have somewhere feasible to pull this off. I could check into this.

The point of this thread is not to declare that an event such as this is being planned, but rather, is to gauge how many people would be interested in either being roasted (would have to be someone that is somewhat prominent on the board so that the roasters would have enough to go on), being a roaster (comedian), and who would attend to watch. Who might be interested in helping also with shit like setup or maybe getting a place for us to do this at.

Please choose from the following choice options (more than one can be selected):

A) I'd be down!

B) Not my thing...

C) Chernobyl is clearly getting a case of the crazies again

D) I would so SERIOUSLY love to troll people (roaster)

E) Am an attention whore and would love to be roasted (Victim OR Chernobyl, however you take that)

F) Would definitely attend this

G) Other Comments: __________________

I think with the right attitude this could be pulled off. As a roaster, nothing TOO sensitive should be pulled out, playing off I dunno, dead relatives would be an example about this. However things like appearance, the fact that Chernobyl is a lush, people who are emo/sensitive, bad tastes, anything like that would be no-holds-barred. Of course these people would be volunteering, so any insults coming would be warranted (except, as I said, DEEP DOWN stuff that is really inappropriate).

Input plz. I would LOVE to see this happen. I know of a few talented people on here who are funny as fuck and would most likely love the chance to sharpen their comedic skills, have practice at building stage presence, tear me and other volunteers into shreds, and entertain a good crowd of people who all happen to be DGNers and people you know, rather than a huge hall of strangers.

If you pick out any of the above letters, you don't need to type in what they are. I'm more proficient than many grade-school teachers and will remember what they are :)

The person posting this SHOULD be Slogo, but I could not help myself because ever since he brought this idea up last year at MANFAST.

It would play out much like Comedy Central's Roast of ___________ (Shatner, Anderson, Foxworthy, Saget, etc). We wouldn't have a giant arena, top paid comedians, tigers behind glass, a million dollar budget or any of that fancy crap. I'm saying, we could do this maybe once a year or maybe twice a year. It would require 4-6 people (maybe more, depending): One thick-skinned individual to be roasted and four-five funny people to carry this roasting out. Keep in mind that at the end, the roastee gets a shot at making fun of the roasters, so the comedians would also have to be thick-skinned.

I thought it was an amazing idea by Slogo and would really like to see it happen. Maybe I'm just curious as to how much shit I would get trolled on if I were the roastee because I'm an easy target. I also want to feel like Flavor Flav for a few hours of my life. The thing that puts a road-block in these plans is we would have to have somewhere feasible to pull this off. I could check into this.

The point of this thread is not to declare that an event such as this is being planned, but rather, is to gauge how many people would be interested in either being roasted (would have to be someone that is somewhat prominent on the board so that the roasters would have enough to go on), being a roaster (comedian), and who would attend to watch. Who might be interested in helping also with shit like setup or maybe getting a place for us to do this at.

Please choose from the following choice options (more than one can be selected):

A) I'd be down!

B) Not my thing...

C) Chernobyl is clearly getting a case of the crazies again

D) I would so SERIOUSLY love to troll people (roaster)

E) Am an attention whore and would love to be roasted (Victim OR Chernobyl, however you take that)

F) Would definitely attend this

G) Other Comments: __________________

I think with the right attitude this could be pulled off. As a roaster, nothing TOO sensitive should be pulled out, playing off I dunno, dead relatives would be an example about this. However things like appearance, the fact that Chernobyl is a lush, people who are emo/sensitive, bad tastes, anything like that would be no-holds-barred. Of course these people would be volunteering, so any insults coming would be warranted (except, as I said, DEEP DOWN stuff that is really inappropriate).

Input plz. I would LOVE to see this happen. I know of a few talented people on here who are funny as fuck and would most likely love the chance to sharpen their comedic skills, have practice at building stage presence, tear me and other volunteers into shreds, and entertain a good crowd of people who all happen to be DGNers and people you know, rather than a huge hall of strangers.

If you pick out any of the above letters, you don't need to type in what they are. I'm more proficient than many grade-school teachers and will remember what they are :)

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If it were people on here? I'd want LOS leading the charge. But yeah, you'd be ok

well since its you being roasted wouldnt it be up to you and LOS picking the other roasters as well? and how many would it be...isnt there like usually 4-6 roasters including the host?

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well since its you being roasted wouldnt it be up to you and LOS picking the other roasters as well? and how many would it be...isnt there like usually 4-6 roasters including the host?

I'm not saying the victim should pick who it is, but it'd make more sense to have people know you do it. If someone doesn't know you they don't have as much material

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