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T'was the blight before Christmas


Mean Salley

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Santa got all snippy with me because asking him for a fine Arabic honey was dangerously close to human trafficking. Ok, fuck you, you roly-poly cock-wrangler, go deliver your dollar general merchandise. I gave him a slap across the nuts and fired his reindeer off the roof and lifted his Remy Martin off the sleigh.

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I'll get my own Arabic honey, as long as I don't have to pay for her. If she can make shawarma, the rest of you womens are SOL.

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