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Ok, seriously guys, I just found out that most bars are putting an additive into their drinks. It's colorless, odorless, and is technically an acid! It's called Hydric Acid, or Dihydrogen Monoxide, and here are some of the risks involved in taking it!:

Death if inhaled, even in small quantities!

Severe tissue damage with exposure to its solid state!

And if taken in too high a dose, it may cause blurred vision, drowsiness, confusion, DELIRIUM(!), muscle cramps, and paralysis in half your body, maybe even death!

It's commonly used as an industrial solvent and coolant, especially in nuclear power plants, in the production of BIOLOGICAL AND CHEMICAL WEAPONS(!), a spray-on fire suppressant, and even the Church of Scientology uses it on themselves and their families! (Although they vehemently deny the claim that they use it) Do you really want this stuff in your body?!

This is seriously a big problem in most bars! They feel this additive is necessary in their drinks because it prevents dehydration from liquor and helps mitigate the next-day hangover, but is it REALLY worth the risks!?

Please, the next time you go to a bar, make sure that your bar tender DOES NOT ADD DIYHDROGEN MONOXIDE!!!

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It should also be added that after years upon years of exposure to this industrial solvent, our bodies and that of countless planetary species have become highly addicted to the point of biological dependence.

This is truly a world-wide epidemic :shock:

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Exactly! Take action now! Don't take Dihydrogen Monoxide! Break the addiction!

What drinks DO they put this in? Or is it all them? Sick of the fact that you can hardly consume prepared food and drink without getting poisoned now-a-days! Is it something that comes pre-blended in the beer tap or do they specifically have to go out of their way to put it in there? See I think it's working opposite also, because I always get MORE hungover from bar drinks compared to when I drink at home.

What drinks DO they put this in? Or is it all them? Sick of the fact that you can hardly consume prepared food and drink without getting poisoned now-a-days! Is it something that comes pre-blended in the beer tap or do they specifically have to go out of their way to put it in there? See I think it's working opposite also, because I always get MORE hungover from bar drinks compared to when I drink at home.
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:laugh:

god i love the old "dihydrogen monoxide" scare!

Hey man, it's not old if you haven't heard it before :laugh:. Sooo...is it or is it not dangerous. I'm only reading "yes" it is, without any other sources with a rebuttal, but either way I haven't read any actual case studies for it or tangible proof, so I'm going on hearsay at this point as I'm ignorant to the subject I guess.

Hey man, it's not old if you haven't heard it before :laugh:. Sooo...is it or is it not dangerous. I'm only reading "yes" it is, without any other sources with a rebuttal, but either way I haven't read any actual case studies for it or tangible proof, so I'm going on hearsay at this point as I'm ignorant to the subject I guess.
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Hey man, it's not old if you haven't heard it before :laugh:. Sooo...is it or is it not dangerous. I'm only reading "yes" it is, without any other sources with a rebuttal, but either way I haven't read any actual case studies for it or tangible proof, so I'm going on hearsay at this point as I'm ignorant to the subject I guess.

Chernobyl has OFFICIALLY been trolled!

Its fucking WATER! LMAO

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Chernobyl has OFFICIALLY been trolled!

Its fucking WATER! LMAO

I'm so going back to bed...effin...fucking Friday...

This is as hurtful as the time Saint played with my heartstrings and had me convinced that they were turning the GAR into a goth club...

It's times like this that I need to remind myself to actually READ and not SKIM. Skimming gets me trolled a lot.

I'm so going back to bed...effin...fucking Friday...

This is as hurtful as the time Saint played with my heartstrings and had me convinced that they were turning the GAR into a goth club...

It's times like this that I need to remind myself to actually READ and not SKIM. Skimming gets me trolled a lot.

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Lol, goddamnit! Almost had it locked in!

Yes, dihydrogen monoxide is water... dihydrogen (H2) monoxide (O). H2O. Damn. Well, here's the fun link

Yeah see the failed part is that I passed Chemistry and know a shitton about how all of it works. I just straight fail because I just didn't catch it somehow, even after reading it over and over again, even with it being prior knowledge (clearly rusty, won't deny that :laugh:)...and you had to troll me about it...and now I'm sad...and WHY DID I HELP MAKE DGN-YOU?!? WTF! :tongue:

Yeah see the failed part is that I passed Chemistry and know a shitton about how all of it works. I just straight fail because I just didn't catch it somehow, even after reading it over and over again, even with it being prior knowledge (clearly rusty, won't deny that :laugh:)...and you had to troll me about it...and now I'm sad...and WHY DID I HELP MAKE DGN-YOU?!? WTF! :tongue:
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I'm so going back to bed...effin...fucking Friday...

This is as hurtful as the time Saint played with my heartstrings and had me convinced that they were turning the GAR into a goth club...

It's times like this that I need to remind myself to actually READ and not SKIM. Skimming gets me trolled a lot.

Ahhh the GAr club... good one.

I had a BRILLIANT April Fools day joke ready for this year involving a certain club, recently "renovated" DJ booth, mesothelioma, asbestos, lawyers, cash payouts in return for being silent and more. It would have been so beLIEvable... yet I probably would have been sued for slander as well.

I love a good April Fools day joke as well as delivering a good prank. This was fun.

Trust no one (LOL)!

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Ahhh the GAr club... good one.

I had a BRILLIANT April Fools day joke ready for this year involving a certain club, recently "renovated" DJ booth, mesothelioma, asbestos, lawyers, cash payouts in return for being silent and more. It would have been so beLIEvable... yet I probably would have been sued for slander as well.

I love a good April Fools day joke as well as delivering a good prank. This was fun.

Trust no one (LOL)!

YOU! Stay out of this thread! You had your turn years ago!!!!!!! :tongue:

YOU! Stay out of this thread! You had your turn years ago!!!!!!! :tongue:
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ROFL! Deal :) I did get you and others good that one year...

No, I'm sure it was just me, everyone else was not slow. But thanks for trying to be nice about it :tongue:.

No, I'm sure it was just me, everyone else was not slow. But thanks for trying to be nice about it :tongue:.
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Kay...day just hit rock-bottom. Just got a PM from my mom making fun of me. :wallbash: This Friday is OFFICIALLY now worse than this Friday...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

Thanks guys, I owe you all one :wink:.

Kay...day just hit rock-bottom. Just got a PM from my mom making fun of me. :wallbash: This Friday is OFFICIALLY now worse than this Friday...

Thanks guys, I owe you all one :wink:.

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ROFL! Deal :) I did get you and others good that one year...

Yeah you got me too.

I swear though if I ever come into billions somehow I'm gonna buy that place and put City out of business.

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