Simon Bar Sinister Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 October 21, 2011 - mark your calendars! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43140373/?gt1=43001 :peanutbutterjellytime: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 "But of that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone." Taken from both Matthew 24:36 and Mark 13:32, New American Standard Version. If Christ himself doesn't even know when he's coming back, that loon certainly doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Actually, if you go by what people were saying originally the last date was not supposed to be the rapture it was judgement day and then the rapture date was the one listed. So since you have already been judged NOW would be the time to go apeshit... ...apeshit accomplished! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Deadcat Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Camping, you're that schmuck who keeps checking his texts and calls every so often hoping that girl who tossed your number out the moment you were out of her sights will call. Give it up, already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 I think the rapture did occur, I think from what I remember didn't the bible say that the rapture was when Christ would call upon the pure peeps and then all of a sudden you would be standing in a field and then you would look over, and you would see that other's would vanish into thin air? Or something like that? I think what happened is Christ looked down at us, and was like "damn, noone pure left to take". Now we move to phase two.... If you would excuse me I am gonna go burn in hell now......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormsinwombs Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 I don't get why he thinks he can predict it when the book says know one will know when it happens. Does he ever explain how he knows even though christ doesn't know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 I don't get why he thinks he can predict it when the book says know one will know when it happens. Does he ever explain how he knows even though christ doesn't know? It just like how Islam has been twisted for some of the people over there. It is a religion of peace if you do it right...just like every other religion...but people twisted it to the point where genocide, mass murder, and random murder are all considered good. If you use religion "right" then you can wield some insane power and cause chaos...the end result is hatred you can focus or tons of money from idiots...both sides did it in the fight over the holy land a while ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 can't believe i haven't seen this posted in any of these "rapture" threads yet!? (or did i miss it?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class-Punk Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 I was watching a recent Nova where scientists who study earthquakes said there was a high likelihood in the next 30 years California would have an earthquake as bad or worse than Haiti. If it happens and this Camping guy is around I could see him trying to use it as leverage for his delusions/comic gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 I think from what I remember didn't the bible say that the rapture was ... Actually, the Bible doesn't say anything at all about the rapture. It speaks of end times, sure, but the rapture is one of the many things the Catholics made up (they also made up purgatory, it's not in the Bible at all). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 That guy is full of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victoriavengeance (1) Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 "But of that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone." Taken from both Matthew 24:36 and Mark 13:32, New American Standard Version. If Christ himself doesn't even know when he's coming back, that loon certainly doesn't. There was a billboard with Matthew's verse and above it it said "Well that was awkward..." HAHAHA. I was watching a recent Nova where scientists who study earthquakes said there was a high likelihood in the next 30 years California would have an earthquake as bad or worse than Haiti. If it happens and this Camping guy is around I could see him trying to use it as leverage for his delusions/comic gold. Honestly, from what the revelations say, if it is the end times, this is just the beginning; 2/3 of the Earth will be destroyed. freaky crap. Actually, the Bible doesn't say anything at all about the rapture. It speaks of end times, sure, but the rapture is one of the many things the Catholics made up (they also made up purgatory, it's not in the Bible at all). DING DING DING, THANK YOUUU SPOOK. No one does their homework. The rapture was made up. Not a biblical thing. While the revelations allude to something like it, or mention that there may be something similar, there is NOTHING in the bible about the rapture. And no one knows this, and just freaks out. Also can we talk about how annoying people are, especially those that were going around screaming "OMG END OF THE WORLD IS THIS WEEKEND" last week? HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING, if the rapture had happened, that wouldn't be the end of the world. That would be the rapture, and the beginning of the tribulations set forth and the trumpets in the revelations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slogo Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Actually, the Bible doesn't say anything at all about the rapture. It speaks of end times, sure, but the rapture is one of the many things the Catholics made up (they also made up purgatory, it's not in the Bible at all). Damn...I've lost all hope. On another note...do we need another rapture? I mean, there's like an orgy everytime someone claims rapture........... ....That being said, WE NEED MORE RAPTURES!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Maybe there are more then one raptures like rapturi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 This subject has about as much credibility as Geraldo Rivera had when he did that special on unlocking Al Capone's vault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 This subject has about as much credibility as Geraldo Rivera had when he did that special on unlocking Al Capone's vault. I heard about that.... thats when Randy Savage escaped and prevented the Rapture with the help of Bigfoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invictus Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 The rapture doesn't appear in scripture, but wasn't made up by the catholics either. It figured in a fever dream had by a woman named Margaret Macdonald in the 1830s and was then spread by a preacher named John Nelson Darby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted September 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 http://io9.com/5839013/a-stupid-vhs-to-watch-in-case-you-are-left-behind-during-the-rapture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 http://io9.com/5839013/a-stupid-vhs-to-watch-in-case-you-are-left-behind-during-the-rapture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vater Araignee Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 (edited) Yeah yeah yeah, coming to wipe everyone out. Wanna know how? First off I can only maintain so many active personalities without error, eventually as I shut some down others are going to notice. Then I'm gonna get slapped, or maybe have cold water thrown on me. Once that happens yer all gone. But don't worry, I won't allow anyone who makes their guess public to be correct. Edited September 11, 2011 by Vater Araignee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shewolf1321 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 oh the wonderful world misguided comments, bad homework, and catholic dogma. good times when the rapture comes the people will know so lets not get worked up about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Y2K was supposed to be a sign of the coming Apocalypse according to people.Basicly no one knows when or what is going to happen, To me its a scare tactic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevar (5) Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 oh boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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