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Fuck You

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the

English language today is the word "Fuck". It is one magical word which

just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. Fuck, like

most words in the English language, takes it's name from another language,

the German word "Friklon" which means "WHOOPEE".

In language, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. It can

be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive

(Mary was fucked by John), or as a passive verb (Mary doesn't really give

a fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fuckin' beautiful). As

you can see, there are not too many words with the versatility of "Fuck".

Besides it's sexual connections, this lovely word can be used to

describe many situations as follows:

Fraud................I got fucked by my insurance agents

Trouble...........................I guess I'm fucked now

Dismay......................................Oh! Fuck it

Agression.......................................Fuck You

Passive..........................................Fuck me

Confusion..................................What the fuck

Difficulty......I don't understand this fucking business

Despair.....................................Fucked again

Philosophical...........................Who gives a fuck

Incompetence..............................He's fucked up

Laziness.................................He's a fuck off

Displeasure.........What the fuck's going on around here

Rebellion.................................Fuck the world

It can be used in descriptive anatomy: He's really a fucking ass-hole.

It can be used to tell time: It's fucking' Five-thirty.

It can be used in business: How did I get this fucking job?

It can be used as a prediction: Oh well, I'll be fucked.

It can be maternal: Mother-fucker!

It can be nautical: Fuck the Admiral!

It can be political: Fuck the President!

It can open the door to wonderful relationships: Lets fuck, baby.

It can be used to enhance the meaning of a word: Fuckin' beautiful.

The mind fairly bogies at the many creative forms for this most

functional word. How can anyone be offended when you say "Fuck"? Use it in your daily speech. It adds to your prestige.

-Tell someone today, "FUCK YOU"

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A very universal word.

I fucking love you

I fucking hate you

Fucking Fucked Fuck You fucking suck

Fucker fuck u

fuckity fuck fuck

I will abuse it no more. :nut

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Hehe, I admire you now :swoon

But ya can go FUCK YOURSELF AND FUCK OFF YOU FUCKITY FUCK!!! :grin :laughing

"I love to say fuck" by the Murder dolls

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Thats actually a remake from frankenstien draq queens but they did a damn good fuckin job at it though, hehe fuck!!

I also like "I dont care motherfucker" by MurderDolls

Dont make me have to spell it out for you well F-U-C-K-Y-O-U

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takes it's name from another language,

the German word "Friklon" which means "WHOOPEE".

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Wrong!!!!

I was an acronym used way beck in the day when most Brit cops could not spell.

For

Unlawful

Carnal

Knowledge

It is a common fucking mistake so I don't fucking blame you for being so fucking lay-z fuckmyster.

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Wrong!!!!

I was an acronym used way beck in the day when most Brit cops could not spell.

For

Unlawful

Carnal

Knowledge

It is a common mistake so I don't blame you.

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I had hear it was English as well, but that it is an acronym for

F ornicater

U nder

C onsent of

K ing

-Like back in the middle ages you had to properly be approved of for fucking by higher authority.

...Gee what a happy day that would have been when that happened...

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Wrong!!!!

I was an acronym used way beck in the day when most Brit cops could not spell.

For

Unlawful

Carnal

Knowledge

It is a common fucking mistake so I don't fucking blame you for being so fucking lay-z fuckmyster.

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Lol actually I only got it from funnyjunk, I just copied n paste it anyways so I wouldnt know :nut

Oh well fuck it, lets light up a fuckin doobie man!! hehe :happy:

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Lol actually I only got it from funnyjunk, I just copied n paste it anyways so I wouldnt know :nut

Oh well fuck it, lets light up a fuckin doobie man!! hehe :happy:

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lets get fucking fucked off that fucking shit and have one fuck of a good time!

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