Topic Post Impotency Thread

[Class-Punk]

You were going to make a thread about something, but you decided not to.

I only got out of it by making this thread.

Welcome to the thread about that.

[taysteewonderbunny]

You were going to make a thread about something, but you decided not to.

I only got out of it by making this thread.

Welcome to the thread about that.

Only every day. It's not just that I don't have anything of real intrinsic value to contribute to the conversation, because we all know that isn't a requirement. No. It's that I feel I should only obligate my significant other so many times to respond to my lame-ass excuses for wit; to wit, maybe once a week if I give him about three backrubs and twice as many blowjobs in half as many days. Yep. My fingers and my jaw ache.

Timely topic, there. Wow.

Okay. Jaw rested......

[Class-Punk]

Timely topic, there. Wow.

Timeliness is scientifically-apt collective consciousness.

In this vein, and by saying something, I'm jinxing it-- however, beforehand and now to a lesser extent, I expect an unknown percentage chance of Troy writing a detailed post on the sociological inclinations of thread creation. Though this could go in the "What Are You Thinking" thread, I was originally secretly thinking it, and there's no thread for that, because if it were to survive, there would eventually have to be a "What Are You Really Secretly Thinking Thread?" and so on, and so forth-- which all inevitably yield to the broad scope of silent thread postulation.

[taysteewonderbunny]

to quote rick springfield, "where can i find a woman like that!?"

If you read carefully, you will see such treatment is contingent upon my actually starting a new thread. My "workload" in regards to pleasuring my husband is determined by my ability to curtail my impulses to bore you all to death.

But this all digresses from the real topic at hand, which I am still not ready to address directly. For now, I am puzzled: what does it mean to be "scientifically apt?" I understand the words individually, but not in conjunction.

[Class-Punk]

For now, I am puzzled: what does it mean to be "scientifically apt?" I understand the words individually, but not in conjunction.

Its short for the state of being scientifically aptitudinal; my black ass is always creatin' new words.

[Class-Punk]

1. Get a powerful PC and all of TNG when it comes out remastered on Bluray.

2. Seep through the footage of Geordie La Forge.

3. Lip sync it to this.

0:48

[Class-Punk]

Everyday is a cold, grey day in the Topic Post Impotency Office. The clock has no batteries, the chair is broken, and the blinds never open.. because there is no one to open them.

Being at the Topic Impotency Office, like waiting with color blindness in the Department of Motor Vehicles while its raining outside, everyone takes a number, and nobody is behind the desk to tell you to stand up. You don't remember why you came, and you finally leave to get soaked in the cold, lonely dusk.

Edited July 23, 2012 by Coffeenated

[Simon Bar Sinister]

I thought this topic was going to be about your medical problems.

[Class-Punk]

I thought this topic was going to be about your medical problems.

Nope, my only medical problem right now is a medical bill. I see blood when I get sick, but that's been going on for so many years I'm not bothered by it. I'm not pro-eugenics, but too liberal to personally consider the inability to have children and not be a eunuch to be a problem. Unfortunately, blessings are random.

Edited July 24, 2012 by Coffeenated