3rd Annual UNofficial DGN Thanksgiving

[the eternal]

OK FUCKERS here we go again.

For those of you that are new, I'm kind of a big deal.

Some say I'm epic. Others an enigma.

And the majority still can't believe they've seen my ass more than their own.

But NOT from 5-9P Thursday

(after 9P is another story--see the next post for the I-hate-my-fucking-family-and-need to-get-wasted AFTER-PARTY)

BECAUSE

It's the unofficial DGN Thanksgiving!

Alone on Thanksgiving?

Hate your fucking family?

LOVE your immediate family but hate everyone else?

Want to make one AMAZING piece of food and not a whole smorgasboard?

Want to actually enjoy Thanksgiving for once with people that welcome and like you,

and won't ask you to smile or wear something other than black?

COME HERE!

KIDS WELCOME-- until 9P when the goblins from Troll 2 come for them

AS ALWAYS IT'S A POTLUCK----AND WE NEED FOOD!!!!!!!!!

Turkey ---the eternal

Cranberry jello ---the eternal

Crescent Rolls ---the eternal

Water ---Mother Nature

Mashed Potatoes ---bean

Meat Loaf ---bean

Latkes ---bean

Stuffing ---JennyJune/Garbeldena

GrBEANAlmondine ---JennyJune/Garbeldena

BaconionCasserole ---Megalicious

Pop/Soda ---?????

Salad ---?????

HomeMade Pie ---Brenda Starr

Corn Bread ---?????

Deviled Eggs ---?????

NO SWEET POTATOES OR YAMS!

PM ME FOR ADDRESS

ALL your friends are welcome

but MUST be included in RSVP (so we know how many is coming)

SPACE LIMITED!!!!!!!!

Edited November 22, 2011 by the eternal

[the eternal]

AND DON'T FORGET!!!

AT 9P IT'S FANGSGIVING--PART DEUX

AFTER your shitty, restrained, forced family gathering starts to wind down.

AND your racist uncle finishes talking about sending Obama back to Kenya

AND your mom's done asking why can't you be normal

GTFO!

And come here!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING YOUR GOOD LEFTOVERS!

(and pick up some booze!!)

LEAVE THE FUCKING KIDS BEHIND!

As for the KIDS that came for Thanksiving, I'll send em packing

at 9P.

AND IF THEY REFUSE???

Nightgaunt and I will hold a Lincoln-Douglas style debate on the perils of the

free market economy and the Federal Reserve...IN THE NUDE...until every child has departed!!!!!!!!!!

This will be a drama-free zone ALL NIGHT!

There's the family you're stuck with, and the family you choose.

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As we had the past two years, there will be two levels of action!

Downstairs will be for the movie nerds.

It will be DYNO-MITE DYNO-MITE!

Upstairs will be for bad background movies, fattening desserts and a bit o partying.

OH YES there will be BOOOOZZZZEEE! (if you bring some)

ONCE AGAIN, there will be a triumphant return of the ONLY known anti-drug, Christian, Thanksgiving exploitation film ever made. If you have to see one movie with a turkey-headed man that goes Gobble Gobble before it kills you...see Blood Freak

PM FOR ADDRESS

Edited November 13, 2011 by the eternal

[Slogo]

mac & cheese

I take care of your holidays

I take care of MY holidays

[StormKnight (1)]

Trust me folks, this is a good one.

The meatloaf of the gods, the ribs of heaven, and the crack-laden gingersnaps will not be making an appearance, unfortunately. :(

[the eternal]

mac & cheese

I take care of your holidays

I take care of MY holidays

Trust me folks, this is a good one.

The meatloaf of the gods, the ribs of heaven, and the crack-laden gingersnaps will not be making an appearance, unfortunately. :(

Yes it is true on both counts.

The Thanksgiving is NOT one to miss.

Nectar of the g-ds from last year was courtesy of Stormknight.

I will defile a rib in your honor this year.

The click--Fangsgiving part deux

was pretty packed last year, and it was awesome.

A ton of you who bean/I talked to off-board are already coming this year

But I thought I'd bring the invite on the board, for those of you not accounted for.

BTW, you are welcome to come to Thanksgiving EVEN if you can't afford food, and want to join us.

Of course, the after party is BYOB (& BYOLeftovers for everyone to DEVOUR!!!!!!!!!!)

IF YOU DON'T SHOW, THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU

[phee]

I will be working.... (shocking)

[Destroit]

Oh man, I could go for Black Dynamite a FOURTEENTH time this year. Maybe we can all dress up and reenact it? I know the whole movie by heart at this point .

[Destroit]

Also, I'm pretty sure that Blood Freak is the ONLY blood sucking, chopper riding, bible bashing, dope smoking, limb hacking, turkey monster movie, not just "the original".

[Enishi]

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Edited November 14, 2011 by Enishi

[the eternal]

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very deep.

I especially like the part where you talk about reaching to the 6th path of truth through world douchecide

[Guest Megalicious]

I haz childrenz .. hmmm.. tempting ...

[bean]

I haz childrenz .. hmmm.. tempting ...

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

[the eternal]

I haz childrenz .. hmmm.. tempting ...

Mmmm...children...children's braiiinnns...aaaaggghh

[Enishi]

very deep.

I especially like the part where you talk about reaching to the 6th path of truth through world douchecide

LOL!!

I looked at my schedule earlier, thought I had the 24th off and got all excited. Then after posting I rechecked my schedule and realized that I do work that day, after all. >.<

[DJ Nocker]

So Sexploitation is just awful but blacksploitation is totally legit eh?

[Guest Megalicious]

Mega and EternalBean's children and child shall dance the turkey night away...

[the eternal]

So Sexploitation is just awful but blacksploitation is totally legit eh?

Sexploitation is cool. Rapesploitation not so much. I've had a lot of friends that were victims of

sexual abuse so I'm not a big fan of rape in film. And you...really,really are.

Mega and EternalBean's children and child shall dance the turkey night away...

That's awesome!!!!!

[Guest Megalicious]

That's awesome!!!!!

SEE. I'm telling you, it was freaky. I posted and 30 seconds later my phone rang and it was you ... oooohhh spooky!

Bacon, onion, potato, green bean casserole of doom is going to be the awesome.

[Destroit]

So Sexploitation is just awful but blacksploitation is totally legit eh?

That would be the most epically awkward Thanksgiving meet EVAR .

[the eternal]

That would be the most epically awkward Thanksgiving meet EVAR .

And you showed up wearing Tszura/NGs six-foot paper mache' penis. That would put the EPIC in epically awkward.

[DJ Nocker]

Sexploitation is cool. Rapesploitation not so much. I've had a lot of friends that were victims of

sexual abuse so I'm not a big fan of rape in film. And you...really,really are.

That's awesome!!!!!

Psh, rapesploitation and sexsploitation are basically the same thing, one just has more sounds in the background.

[the eternal]

WE NEEDZ FOOD!!! GO TO POST ONE and find something missing.

Then post and bring!

Psh, rapesploitation and sexsploitation are basically the same thing, one just has more sounds in the background.

You know, we have an extra room here. If you come over, 'd be happy to test out that theory

Edited November 20, 2011 by the eternal

[phee]

Just pretend I am there that day... what this will entail.

1.) Girls pretend I uncomfortably stare at you too long and make you feel kind of creeped out.

2.) Get a sense that someone took too much food without bringing enough, then pretend you saw me in the corner with a huge amount of food trying to act like I didn't know any better.

3.) Music that is totally inappropriate for the season should be , and only Cher, Eternal, and Slogo seem to be the only ones who don't mind... and pretend that I get really moody when someone changes it.

4.) Pretend that the room smells a little bit like strange peaches (trust me... this is true if I go)

5.) Old Italian horror movies and Spanish Wear Wolf movies seem to be on the TV all the time, even though you were sure it was It's a Wonderful Life just a few minutes ago.

6.) You find yourself asking, "Where did that stain come from..."

7.) You wonder why Bean and Eternal invited an aquatic mammal to their get together... then catch yourself remembering who it is.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

one year I'll make it to this.

[prick]

one year I'll make it to this.

It would be nice to see you show up to a DGN event sometime! I think Im one of the few who even knows what you look like.