kat (1) Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Your plants commit suicide. You answer the phone for telemarketers just to chit chat. The Jehovah witnesses slam the door in YOUR face....and your therapist has to get high in order to meet with you.......next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) ...when the only way you can get a date is buying the right kind of granola. Edited November 16, 2012 by torn asunder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted November 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 When the the next time you probably will get laid is when its laid to rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TronRP Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 (edited) You know you suck when your only experience of being in a guy's room with full frontal male nudity is during the changing of your 18 month old nephew's diaper... Edited January 12, 2013 by TronRP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TronRP Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 (edited) You know you suck when a much needed life lesson pep talk comes in the form of an animated host character on Adult Swim Edited February 17, 2013 by TronRP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TronRP Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 You know you suck when you constantly self-sabotage yourself because you are too emotionally guarded and too worried about how to handle "new experiences" to be able to open up to the only people who actually, truly care about you and your well being... ...even typing this I feel like a dumb a** dunderhead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted November 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 when you're me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted December 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 When you feel like you haven't had sex in so long that you have actually found your virginity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted December 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 (edited) You name your vibrator and refer to it in endearing terms. Edited December 12, 2014 by kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted December 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 You're coworkers ask you what your doing for Xmas and you can't even make up a lie so you just stutter some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted December 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 You fall asleep while masterbating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 When you've been away from this site for years...also because the most action I get is spooning with my dog and I'm not the big spoon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted January 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 Nobody gives a damn anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManicQueen Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 On 3/25/2014 at 2:05 PM, TronRP said: You know you suck when you constantly self-sabotage yourself because you are too emotionally guarded and too worried about how to handle "new experiences" to be able to open up to the only people who actually, truly care about you and your well being... ...even typing this I feel like a dumb a** dunderhead... Expand This. Every. Single. Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral (13) Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 When You See part of yourself in pretty much every single post above this one. Low Self Esteem / Depression / Anxiety = the suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1958 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 On 12/12/2014 at 4:36 AM, kat said: When you feel like you haven't had sex in so long that you have actually found your virginity. Expand I actually found my virginity. It sucks because I can't find a way to lose it again. Ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1958 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 On 1/11/2015 at 3:10 AM, candyman said: When you've been away from this site for years...also because the most action I get is spooning with my dog and I'm not the big spoon... Expand I get to spoon with my cat. At least you have something big and warm. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted August 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) You're a victim of identity fraud but the thief impersonating you actually improved you're credit score! Edited August 6, 2016 by kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted August 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 The last person who touched you're heart was a surgeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TronRP Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 The bank penalizes you for being too poor to maintain their "minimum balance". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael8402 Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 When the McDonald's dollar menu counts as a date. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trene4000 Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 When you can't prepare good rice even using a bag of instant rice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TronRP Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Your bushes are so hit up that the junkies mistake your joint for the crack house and welcome themselves in. ...no worries, I scared the dude so bad he broke wide... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted October 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 A bird committed suicide in your hallway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted October 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 The only man you can catch is pokeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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