Generic Bullshit lines

[kat (1)]

that our just plain bullshit!!! The WRIF was talking about this the other morning and I thought we needed our own thread for it...........so, it can be anything we say, pick up lines, but in general daily things, like my favorite

Person 6: "How you doing?"

Person 9: "Fine, and you"...........

Now, in all reality..............,

A.neither person 6 nor 9 give a fucketh about how the other is doing, and,

B. Noone is every just fine!!!!!!!!!!Come on, we could just as easily walk by each other and tell each other to fucketh offeth but have a nice day while were doing it and it would mean the same thing, it means nothing..........it's just common bullshit, like when you say hello if you answer the phone and goodbye when you hang up.........

Next, what else? Anyone...What do you use, hear, hate, find amusing, etc.........

[TronRP]

My favorites so far are:

"So...what's up?"

As if they really care, because they always seem shocked when I tell them.

Then there's this one:

"Yeah...I know..."

Which is basically a marker that they want you to shut up so they can talk about something that has nothing to do with the conversation, because when I ask, "oh, what do you know?" or "then, what did I just say?" that generally ends the conversation right there...and I don't even have to be rude about it...

[kat (1)]

or just simply when someone is having a convo with you and they just reply........"ok".......it means, I am done, so fucking what, and/or "I don't care"

LOL........basically, the same thing.......noone is really laughing out loud, it is a conversation finalization phrase.

"I think your amazing, great, wonderful, beautiful, etc............any positive term a person uses that proceeds "I think you are" basically, that you are interested in,, generally when they say that it means, I am not interested in you but I don't want to hurt your feelings so I will say something nice to counteract me rejecting you.

when a person tells you you are the best sexually, in some way........yeah right, it's probably bullshit. For instance, nevermind...I have just heard some really classic shit...that makes me lmao is all.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

I wish someone would use some generic bullshit lines on me. Never had that 'problem'. hah.

I think i'm a couple layers past the bullshit lines to were I'm back around to the bullshit lines again as they seem the most genuine. All i can really "ask" someone I don't know , but do want to talk to is something like "Hi, how are you?" or ask them something about something they are doing/saying. No other way to do it other than to make some goofball thing up on the spot (which is pretty easy for me being a chronic wise ass). Not that I do this more than like once in a blue moon, I'm not big on "chasing" really need to be crystal clear with me that someone is interested or im usually just out.

When you compliment someone with a compliment, just actually mean it and you wont have to worry about screwing it up as "a line" its on them if they take it the wrong way somehow. If they really do have nice shoes but you just happen to say "wana fuck?" after the "nice shoes" that doesn't mean the compliment wasn't a real compliment.

[kat (1)]

I wish someone would use some generic bullshit lines on me. Never had that 'problem'. hah.

I think i'm a couple layers past the bullshit lines to were I'm back around to the bullshit lines again as they seem the most genuine. All i can really "ask" someone I don't know , but do want to talk to is something like "Hi, how are you?" or ask them something about something they are doing/saying. No other way to do it other than to make some goofball thing up on the spot (which is pretty easy for me being a chronic wise ass). Not that I do this more than like once in a blue moon, I'm not big on "chasing" really need to be crystal clear with me that someone is interested or im usually just out.

When you compliment someone with a compliment, just actually mean it and you wont have to worry about screwing it up as "a line" its on them if they take it the wrong way somehow. If they really do have nice shoes but you just happen to say "wana fuck?" after the "nice shoes" that doesn't mean the compliment wasn't a real compliment.

LMAO, Troy......omg.........did you just say........."nice shoes, wanna fuck?" That's classic:) Yeah I am bringing old school terms back like, "that's classic", "rollin", and whatever else......it's better than YOLO!!!!!!!!whatever the hell that means!!

[TronRP]

Wow, that's better than mine with "Hey babe, what's your sign?"

Still don't get how that's a "good pick up line" in any stretch of the imagination...

By the way kat...Yay, Profile Pic

[kat (1)]

Wow, that's better than mine with "Hey babe, what's your sign?"

Still don't get how that's a "good pick up line" in any stretch of the imagination...

By the way kat...Yay, Profile Pic

Thanks..........I like taking ugly, I just woke up pics of myself with bedhead and no make up. Anyhow, my favorite thing is to guess a person's sign.....I have gotten pretty good at it, one time this guy was in the gas station and he said something to me and I don't know why, I just blurted out....."Gemini", right? And his jaw hit the floor and he was ike, How did you know? ...........lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, that's better than mine with "Hey babe, what's your sign?"

Still don't get how that's a "good pick up line" in any stretch of the imagination...

By the way kat...Yay, Profile Pic

[TronRP]

I don't know how you managed to post that as a quote from me, but still...

[kat (1)]

One of the best, I just used in the how are you feeling thread.............."I'm never drinking again!" It really means, I don't have any plans coming up anytime soon so I don't plan on drinking......however, we all know how many times we have said and/or heard this one! (no but I am way to old to drink like that, seriously)

[Troy Spiral (13)]

LMAO, Troy......omg.........did you just say........."nice shoes, wanna fuck?" That's classic:) Yeah I am bringing old school terms back like, "that's classic", "rollin", and whatever else......it's better than YOLO!!!!!!!!whatever the hell that means!!

No i did not say that! I would never! well... ok maybe i would. But only after respectfully putting "Hi !" in front of it. Gotta get to know the person first before you get all serious on them.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

A good way to get on a girls good side when your out at the club is if they say something like "whats your sign?" you respond calmly with something along the lines of "JESUS CHRIST YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT SHIIIIIT DO YOU!!?!". Works like a charm! Just a little tip from uncle troy, no charge.

[kat (1)]

A good way to get on a girls good side when your out at the club is if they say something like "whats your sign?" you respond calmly with something along the lines of "JESUS CHRIST YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT SHIIIIIT DO YOU!!?!". Works like a charm! Just a little tip from uncle troy, no charge.

love it...and I can just hear you saying it...just like that too.

[torn asunder]

Wanna B Ur Lovr - Weird Al

I don't have a library card

But do you mind if I check you out?

I like your skeletal structure, baby

You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical

And your nostrils are so nice

I wish that I was cross-eyed

So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos

That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare

You're so hot, you're gonna melt

The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious

Like a bowl of Lucky Charms

You'd look like Venus de Milo

If I just cut off your arms

What I'm tryin' to say is...

I wanna be your lover, baby

I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby

Now I need somebody to love

Do you believe in love at fist sight

Or should I walk by again?

My love for you's like diarrhea

I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now

'Cause baby, you're on fire

I'll bet your outfit

Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect

Don't speak now, you might spoil it

Your eyes are even bluer

Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you

You've got Yugoslavian hands?

No, of course not, that would be stupid

Just forget I ever brought it up

The point I'm trying to make is...

I wanna be your lover, baby

I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby

Now I need somebody to love

I wanna be your Krakatoa

Let my lava flow all over you

I wanna be your anaconda

And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito

Am I making this perfectly clear?

I wanna be your love torpedo

Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?

Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward

But do you mind if I chew on your butt?

You can tell me truthfully

Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"

To describe how smooth I am

Maybe you've seen my picture

It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons

Can I invade your personal space?

You must have fallen from heaven

That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?

'Cause baby, you're the bomb

I'd like to take you home right now

So you can meet my mom

Because I...

I wanna be your lover, baby

I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby

Now I need somebody to love

Girl, you must be Jamaican

Because Jamaican me crazy

Girl, you must be Jamaican

Because Jamaican me crazy

I wanna be your lover, baby

I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby

Now I need somebody to love

Edited August 25, 2013 by torn asunder

[kat (1)]

I wish someone would use some generic bullshit lines on me. Never had that 'problem'. hah.

I think i'm a couple layers past the bullshit lines to were I'm back around to the bullshit lines again as they seem the most genuine. All i can really "ask" someone I don't know , but do want to talk to is something like "Hi, how are you?" or ask them something about something they are doing/saying. No other way to do it other than to make some goofball thing up on the spot (which is pretty easy for me being a chronic wise ass). Not that I do this more than like once in a blue moon, I'm not big on "chasing" really need to be crystal clear with me that someone is interested or im usually just out.

When you compliment someone with a compliment, just actually mean it and you wont have to worry about screwing it up as "a line" its on them if they take it the wrong way somehow. If they really do have nice shoes but you just happen to say "wana fuck?" after the "nice shoes" that doesn't mean the compliment wasn't a real compliment.

so..I um, was at the um, toy store and seen a sticker that said "nice shoes wanna fuck" I was thinking about buying it for you but I know your mom thinks Im a sweet..innocent young woman and I wouldnt want to keep it that way...unless you promise to never ever tell...lol