You Can Be A Tree When You Die

[LadyKay]

Bios Urn will turn you into a tree when you die. I always wanted to be a tree.

https://urnabios.com/

[TronRP]

Such a cool concept...the ultimate in Spirit Trees.

[kat (1)]

I don't want animals pissing on me also I'll probably end up chopped down and turned into, idk toilet paper. When a die I want to be dropped in a body of water..not ashes my whole body. Don't put me in a kelm I'm not a ceramic;)

[TronRP]

I don't want animals pissing on me also I'll probably end up chopped down and turned into, idk toilet paper. When a die I want to be dropped in a body of water..not ashes my whole body. Don't put me in a kelm I'm not a ceramic;)

So you would much rather be devoured by sea life...got it...

[kat (1)]

So you would much rather be devoured by sea life...got it...

. Lol..I just don't want nobody whiping their ass with me! Also, I eat a lot of seafood, I'd just be paying it back. Edited February 20, 2015 by kat

[kat (1)]

Just woke back up and remembered this joke.. It's not to offend anyone and he takes awhile for the punchline but it's relevant to this topic.. I'm still laughing!

[TronRP]

Wow...I wanted to hear the punchline so bad to "Dane Cook - vicious circle - The Atheist" that I actually sat through a nightmarish onslaught of "F" bombs and Super High Intensitive Training hurled at the audience, smothered in religious undertones and almost missed the finish while watching the time bar and bracing for his next set of phraseology.

...Outside of that, it was rather entertaining...

Unfortunately, I keep forgetting to file my status with the Reality Police for my desensitivity to culturally accepted profanity. I will have to remember to get around to that one of these decades...

[LadyKay]

ROFL! STILL ROFL!

[Troy Spiral (13)]

and only a 145 dollars. Sounds steep for a tree, Dirt cheap for a burial.

....and the video lol.