Who should you vote for - Presidential Election

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For those who aren't current on the people running for president, or who aren't sure who they should vote for, you should really take this quiz...

 

I Side With

 

(Feel free to post your results if you'd like!)

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Hillary 88%   Bernie 88% 

Basically due to me listing "most important"  as legalization of Marijuana  and Science focus.  

The science part is what made us a power to be reckoned with and really helped jump-start the economy through the late 40s-early 70s.  Then we said fuck it.  Now we are nation of morons that recognizes Britney Spears better than say  James Clark Maxwell (who?)  Exactly.  I was the same way until fairly recently and its not because I don't like science.  

Also I'm mildly on the side of less military spending which they both are.   We have so much military it dwarfs all other areas of investment we have, and dwarfs the whole rest of the world.  Sure we need Defence, but the crazy expensive contracts for random bullshit need to stop.  The military bleeds money even more than blood. 

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Billary: Crony corporatism. Besides we have already had 16 years of Clinton. She is also the definition of DemoCrypt. In my opinion, because she is a woman that did not serve in the military she has zero rights to be Commander in Chief ergo president. SEE BELOW.

Sanders: Needs to find a time machine  and go live in the United Soviet Socialist Republic for a wile, are at least spend a few moths asking Russia why they went over to capitalism. You shouldn't be a pinkososh till you have thoroughly had pinkososh history beaten into you. If you are still one after that then we should be able to execute you for proposed crimes against humanity. He was also a conscientious objector so has zero right being Commander in Chief.

Trump: Do intelligent people want someone who went bankrupt four time trying to take congresses job away and making financial decisions for the country? I also think getting 5 deferments to his legal obligations to the country should exclude him from Commander in Chief.

Cruz: I don't think he has a chance, so I haven't bothered.

The only good thing I can say about any of them is "At least Trump isn't a politician." but he was a card carrying democrat

 

Bush: Thank My Great Lady that America is sick of Bushes, obviously Rebloodlicans aren't as stupid as I thought. Cant we try convict and execute the entire family for treason already? Hell I want to dig up Prescott Bush and put a bullet in his rotting skull.

 

 

Now let me piss off a lot of women. I don't think that any woman has the right to be Commander in Chief, unless she has served in the military, until women are required to sign up for selective service under penalty of law. Then I will say "Only women who served or where of the correct age to sign up when instituted."

So lets say women where required to sign up for draft on saaaaay... April 15 2016. Then in my opinion only women who where under 27 after that date and women who did military service should be allowed to be president. I just want equal rights. You want me to school you on the real history of suffrage. 'cause I can.