The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Kavanaugh May Have Boofed The Truth During His Testimony
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Oct 1, 2018
The White House has given the FBI permission to investigate Brett Kavanaugh thoroughly, comprehensively, and... until Friday."

 

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I honestly can't believe any of this.  Kavanaugh must think he's the only person in the world who knows words and Trump can't stop talking about himself long enough to understand the weight of what he's saying.

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Jeff Sessions Bids Stephen Adieu

"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Nov 7, 2018
Stephen is forced to say goodbye to the former Attorney General and cookie with the most appearances on the Late Show, Jeff Sessions."

 

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Does Trump Understand How Elections Work?

"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Published on Nov 13, 2018

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Bemoaning the tightening gubernatorial and senatorial races in Florida, the President says we should just go with whoever was ahead on election night."

 

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It must be great being THIS president...😑

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Donald Trump Goes To Battle With Another War Hero

"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Nov 19, 2018
A week after skipping out on multiple ceremonies honoring veterans, Donald Trump is now lashing out at the war hero who led the charge to take out Osama bin Laden."

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How did Trump think these actions and answers were a good idea? 🤨

Also, you can tell this is a "young" audience given the number of jokes that goes over their heads. 

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I firmly believe Trump is still in the White House for the entertainment value because had this been any other president, he would have been impeached by now.

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Very Legal, Very Cool, And Very Interesting To Mueller
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Nov 30, 2018
Donald Trump's story has come a long way, from claiming no business dealings in Russia to allegedly offering Vladimir Putin a $50 million penthouse in Trump Tower Moscow."

 

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Oh my goodness...NOooo

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Tariff Man May Have Spoken Too Soon
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Dec 4, 2018
The President announced a trade deal with China that hasn't yet been signed, sealed, delivered, or described in any detail whatsoever."

 

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Needed a moment of positivity 

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Full Interview: Michelle Obama Talks To Stephen Colbert
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Dec 1, 2018
'Becoming' author and former First Lady Michelle Obama's conversation with Stephen was too long for TV. When she goes long, we go 'Enjoy, Internet!'"

 

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The Embarrassing President Feels Embarrassed
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Dec 13, 2018
Donald Trump claims he didn't know that Michael Cohen, the fixer who got helped him get away with illegal activities, was committing illegal activities."

 

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Trump: It's My Right 'To Do National Emergency'
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Jan 9, 2019
The day after he calmly read a carefully-worded speech from a prompter, Donald Trump was right back to rant about medieval tactics and supercars."

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How do they come up with this stuff and think no one is paying attention.  And supercars...seriously...?🤨

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Trump Just Wants To Be On Primetime TV
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Jan 8, 2019
Regularly scheduled programming gets interrupted by irregularly spoken exaggerating."

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Why...just why...but I bet a lot of people made a killing on the European Gambling Site placing odds on the number of false statements the President would be making in that night's Address. 

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Trump Will 'Definitely' Declare A National Emergency, 'Probably'
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Jan 10, 2019
The President confirmed on Thursday that he will likely potentially certainly improbably possibly doubtfully absolutely declare a national emergency. For sure, maybe."

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Now we're on a "Declare a National Emergency" watch.  Trump comes across as a paranoid racist and he's running the country. 

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Wait a minute!  You mean the President shut down the government because he got his nose out of joint for being CALLED OUT by other Republicans!!!!???!!! 

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The TV Is Telling The President What To Do
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Dec 20, 2018
The President isn't signing a resolution to fund the government thanks to advice from his top advisor: the television."

 

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Well, they got what they wanted and I hope they are very happy as their constituents try to comfort themselves in the days to come once the funds are depleted. 

Bravo Mr. President and thank you for looking out for the best interests of the American people.

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The State Of The State Of The Union
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Jan 23, 2019
Nobody knows if we're going to have a State of the Union address. Here's how we got here..."

 

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It's amazing how people will clap for just about anything when they are caught up in the moment...

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Stephen Delivers The Restate Of Our Union
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Feb 5, 2019
Stephen Colbert delivers a LIVE monologue following Trump's un-lively State of the Union Address."

 

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Here's How Trump Spends 60% Of His Day
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Feb 11, 2019
Donald Trump took to Twitter during his 'Executive Time' to explain how he spends his 'Executive Time.'"

 

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How can this still be going on for so long? 

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Trump's Friends At Fox Don't Like The Bipartisan Deal

"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Feb 12, 2019
Donald Trump's main influencers (anchors at Fox News) are trying to bully him into rejecting the bipartisan deal that gets him 55 miles of border wall."

 

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Averting Shutdowns Is The Bare Minimum
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Feb 13, 2019
Stephen is tired of celebrating the government's ability to achieve its bare responsibility of being open."

 

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Pelosi Warns Of The Consequences Of A National Emergency
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Feb 14, 2019
There's a national emergency in America? You wouldn't know it from looking at Mitch McConnell."

 

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So we are in a National Emergency...about a wall...wow...

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The National Emergency We 'Didn't Need'
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Feb 18, 2019
In a strange and incoherent appearance in the Rose Garden, the President declared both victory and emergency. At the same time."

 

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Trump's Historically Long, Epically Weird Speech
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Mar 4, 2019
From his opening flag-hug to the closing remarks, Trump's absurd CPAC address was the longest presidential oration in American history."

 

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Trump Has Been Living A Double Life
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Mar 6, 2019
It wasn't on his public presidential agenda, but the President was reimbursing Michael Cohen for silencing Stormy Daniels from the Oval Office."

 

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Paul Manafort Gets 47 Months In Prison
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Mar 7, 2019
The special counsel recommended 19.5 to 24 years in prison for Paul Manafort. He got less than four."

 

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Delusion is a wonderful thing...😌

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Trump Thinks He Invented The Fourth Of July
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Published on Mar 8, 2019
To distract from his ongoing struggles on immigration, trade, and budget deficits, the President has invented a new holiday called 'the Fourth of July.'"

 

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The law: Well, Mr. Manafort, the bill comes to 12 to 29 years.  How would you like to pay for that?

Manafort: I would like to use my rich white privilege card.

The law: Fine.  The total comes to 47 months.

SMH