What Are You Thinking? (cont'd)

[kat (1)]

On 6/6/2022 at 12:11 PM, TronRP said:

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Careful, I might scare away any potential new friends...with my flamboyant nature and Gothic Flare.

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Lol oh no they'd love your energy here!

[kat (1)]

11 hours ago, WhiteLines said:

EAnd hey, woo'pee! My 5 day long affliction with extra super shakey tremors has gone away for a spell, of course I'd been awake those 5 days also and I discovered the cure in the form of one of the most evil concoctions in this world, one which I had sworn off of for good. But i needed to escape everything by making a at least one bad lifestyle choice or so, of course i chose one that also causes me to loo loose consciousness

Hugs. Please be safe and careful.  

Remember after being clean for long periods a person sometimes thinks they need the same amount they used to take and end up ODing and/or alot of bad stuff is out here now.  I initially thought it was an upper but when you said lose consciousness I was like wait...please just be safe dude. 

 

[kat (1)]

Had my first part of a deep teeth cleaning today and she was trying to clean my front bottom and I had to remind of my slight tongue tie so she doesn't cut my frenulum and she gets done and was like you've got a strong tongue 🤣🤔 

Is that a thing? I am so confused now. It's not like I do deadlifts with it. 

Edited June 8, 2022 by kat

[kat (1)]

12 hours ago, WhiteLines said:

I sense from what I know about her she's not even going to bother having it investigated, also that she may have known the culprit. I feel as if she makes somewhat dangerous lifestyle choices, especially since the episode of her narcissist mother turning on her, her BF leaving her as a result and her mother strongarming in to take her daughter away. The poor girls been thru quite a bit. I guess we've all been thru quite a bit, that's why we all should look out for each other and try to do good in the world.

💯 yes we should. 

[kat (1)]

Got my stupid IUD removed,  waiting for plan B which is ablation surgery and if that fails I get to lose my whole uterus and stuff! Being female is not always fun with makeup and hair and pretty outfits, seriously we deal with alot of behind the scenes, TMI shit man!  

I'm just going to shut up.

Edited June 8, 2022 by kat

[TronRP]

37 minutes ago, kat said:

Got my stupid IUD removed,  waiting for plan B which is ablation surgery and if that fails I get to lose my whole uterus and stuff! Being female is not always fun with makeup and hair and pretty outfits, seriously we deal with alot of behind the scenes, TMI shit man!  

I'm just going to shut up.

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I feel ya there...

[WhiteLines]

1 hour ago, kat said:

Had my first part of a deep teeth cleaning today and she was trying to clean my front bottom and I had to remind of my slight tongue tie so she doesn't cut my frenulum and she gets done and was like you've got a strong tongue 🤣🤔 

Is that a thing? I am so confused now. It's not like I do deadlifts with it. 

Yeah its totally a thing, I can deadlift the weight of a Volkswagen with mine. Course that's likely since my teeth aren't what they once was, I use my tongue to chew the majority of my food nowadays LOL

[kat (1)]

5 minutes ago, WhiteLines said:

Yeah its totally a thing, I can deadlift the weight of a Volkswagen with mine. Course that's likely since my teeth aren't what they once was, I use my tongue to chew the majority of my food nowadays LOL

That's impressive though 💯

[WhiteLines]

9 hours ago, kat said:

That's impressive though 💯

Damnit now that's the 3rd random comment about the amount of muscular power I'm stealthily hiding inside of a 116 pound body lmao. A hotel maid let me put all my wet clothes down in the hotels big ass industrial dryer this morning right before we checked out because i was hollerin in the hallway lookin to kill the fella that had the only guest laundry dryer tied up from 4:30am to 10:30am, i came back down to get my crap and she was foldin my dang clothes and says "yer a lil feller, i bet you can scrap, ppl like you's alway strong as hell" lol. Then somebody at a grocery store that watched me swing two 20 pound bags of ice from the floor, land them balanced on one shoulder and sprint all the way to the self checkout. And now this. Its not my fault I can chop a 2x4 in half by flicking my tongue at it okay. LMAO,  really I call it Rage Work, i harness all my insanity for it. This is the 1st time i stopped  long enough to breathe since about 5:00pm yesterday LOL

[WhiteLines]

Of course now that I've returned from my time off work in my full death rage workaholic form, now the Bossman is like a Hillbilly Emperor Palpatine. He is most pleased, yes, yes, give in to your hate lol 

[TronRP]

2 hours ago, WhiteLines said:

Of course now that I've returned from my time off work in my full death rage workaholic form, now the Bossman is like a Hillbilly Emperor Palpatine. He is most pleased, yes, yes, give in to your hate lol 

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"Hillbilly Emperor Palpatine" LOVE IT!

 

Yes, so much is going on, I need to channel the frustrations into work energy.

[WhiteLines]

5 hours ago, TronRP said:

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"Hillbilly Emperor Palpatine" LOVE IT!

 

Yes, so much is going on, I need to channel the frustrations into work energy.

Your hatred makes you stronger, give in to it and strike me down, LOL. Gotta have a sense of humor about this $h¡† i reckon, I mean if you can laugh a life then what are we livin' for, who the hell wants to be miserable all the time that isn't any kind of life. Oh wait I do know who wants to be miserable all the time... 'n i seen how well that worked for 'um destroyed they're own life and took me down with her.

Too bad for her tho, they ain't ever been a motha'fμ¢%¡N' thing that kept me down. 

[WhiteLines]

Think thru life I've seen signs and/or felt a strong sense of intuition guiding me to whatever path the universe wants me on. Sometimes the signs and feeling was powerful, other times it was like i was blind to it all but I don't ever remember a time where there were overwhelming signs pointing in multiple directions, it's hella ƒμ¢κ¡и confusing. I felt big BS coming, then things everywhere started suggesting it, then even multiple sources of astrological BS and horoscopes started saying the same. I still haven't an earthly clue which way I'm going yet but I know I'm about to reach all of the points of no return at once in a matter of days or hours. WTF bull$h¡†, I hate change, but I guess its good that I hate where life is right now too.

[kat (1)]

I feel like I hate doctors! I'm freaking out here , literally was hyperventilating talking to the resident about my hormone shit now that this "mirena crash" or whatever is happening with my body right now I can't even form a sentence or finish a thought. My body feels like it's in a permanent state of hot flash so basically I feel like I have a fever but my temp is normal. My stomach is swollen, I feel dizzy and like faint, they said go to the ER I can't drive myself anywhere right now! I fucking just feel like jumping in the damn river because I want to crawl out of my skin. Even the air around feels like it has a fever. This is so much bullshit.  I hate this. 

[WhiteLines]

7 hours ago, kat said:

I feel like I hate doctors! I'm freaking out here , literally was hyperventilating talking to the resident about my hormone shit now that this "mirena crash" or whatever is happening with my body right now I can't even form a sentence or finish a thought. My body feels like it's in a permanent state of hot flash so basically I feel like I have a fever but my temp is normal. My stomach is swollen, I feel dizzy and like faint, they said go to the ER I can't drive myself anywhere right now! I fucking just feel like jumping in the damn river because I want to crawl out of my skin. Even the air around feels like it has a fever. This is so much bullshit.  I hate this. 

I freakin' hate doctors too, and I'm highly opinionated about the whole system being twisted, corrupt, and evil. I tend to my own medical attention, or I permit Bossman to, there been more than one occasion that he's had to superglue my scalp back closed. We had things handled much better 1000 years ago when the medicine man would take care of you and you'd take care of him in return. Of course nowadays we have "street pharmacists" pretty much the modern medicine man LOL

[WhiteLines]

I think $h¡† has gone crazy tonight, DopeStar started having one of her seizures across from me in the truck during lunch and only me Star and Tranny was in the truck (i reckon i ain't made Tranny's introduction to y'all yet LOL, thats our newest hire I was surprised by. I'll finish that whole chestnut after work) Anyway DopeStar's seizure went one for-freakin'-ever it was nuts, took both me and Tranny to hold her from bashing her skull into the rear door pillar.

[TronRP]

9 minutes ago, WhiteLines said:

I think $h¡† has gone crazy tonight, DopeStar started having one of her seizures across from me in the truck during lunch and only me Star and Tranny was in the truck (i reckon i ain't made Tranny's introduction to y'all yet LOL, thats our newest hire I was surprised by. I'll finish that whole chestnut after work) Anyway DopeStar's seizure went one for-freakin'-ever it was nuts, took both me and Tranny to hold her from bashing her skull into the rear door pillar.

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You are going to have to finish this story along with the introduction after work...

[WhiteLines]

18 minutes ago, TronRP said:

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You are going to have to finish this story along with the introduction after work...

Yeah i cant believe i didn't mention it because whe i got picked up from zero hour at the homestead that was just the icing on the freakin cake omg. And woop woop, it looks like even 1½ people down, we're going to finish the store a night early. Holla 

[WhiteLines]

All I can think this morning is that my half sister's luck she's dead already or i would be stopping there first when we roll back "home" kick in her trailer door and show that WhiteTrash b¡†¢h a far more painful death. Or maybe it was my fault for allowing her to set me up. Yeah i guess much of it's my fault, I don't think I'da ever said that 20 years ago but I'm sure Ive grown in that time.

If a man gets bit holding a snake, whose fault is it the snake's or the man's?

[TronRP]

11 minutes ago, WhiteLines said:

All I can think this morning is that my half sister's luck she's dead already or i would be stopping there first when we roll back "home" kick in her trailer door and show that WhiteTrash b¡†¢h a far more painful death. Or maybe it was my fault for allowing her to set me up. Yeah i guess much of it's my fault, I don't think I'da ever said that 20 years ago but I'm sure Ive grown in that time.

If a man gets bit holding a snake, whose fault is it the snake's or the man's?

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Dude...?

[WhiteLines]

5 minutes ago, TronRP said:

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Dude...?

My ol' pill whore WhiteTrash half-sister on Whitey's (my father's) side... She was best friend and would go get high with "Zm4's" (my wife's) mom and so played "matchmaker" with Zm4 leaving her deadbeat junkie husband to date me. Come to think of it none of this sounds like a very good idea now that I see it in writing. Anyhow lesson learned is dont let a woman convince you to pay the cost for her divorce so that she can marry you, because you'll be paying them divorce court costs twice. God you know that sounded bad too, wtf was wrong with me in 2014? I wasn't on this hard of drugs back then, I'm confused how this occurred.

[WhiteLines]

UseAnyways mi amigo Tron'alito, I think I owe you the off-season recap to everyones favorite online outlaw construction comedy/drama right? Well as we all know in the season 2 finale, Bossman unexpectedly hired DopeMan's hoochie mamma, DopeStar (Her name is actually Star, and has a big gangsta style cursive face tattoo over her eyebrow, she was formerly working as a plug in the Nashville area... y'all know what a plug is right, I don't need to do a hood slang class do i) DopeStar is from the hood and tho a white chick, she's always dated black dudes before and you can tell she comes from the Hood G. Abrasive, mouthy, unprofessional, literally no awareness of when and how one aughta behave. Let alone DopeMan and DopeStar's presence and our proximity to their turf in Nashville was bringing a large quantity of hardcore contraband in quantities that turnt "ridin' dirty" into "ridin' filthy" so all of these factors drove poor Juan over the edge unfortunately and he quit. Thus changing the lineup to:

"Star 'n Da Whiteboy's Tennessee Tri-star O.G. Grande Ol' Opry - Hip Hop Edition"

which ran its course for two weeks ending with my hand getting broken by DopeMan and an 8 foot ladder falling on top of it right before i took unprecedented time off work for my Holy Week (the week of my anniversary, daughters birthday, and memorial day)...

******Intermission******

[WhiteLines]

Ok back from commercial break... I haven't mentioned it before but ironically about a month or two back Bossman's highly toxic marraige began disintegrating into hellfire and brimstone. If you can imagine how toxic and narcissistic he is then imagine him having a wife with equal amounts of toxicity and narcissism. Well she packed up all his stuff while he was gone and when we came off the road one time she says "GTFO this is my house now" lol. Fast forward to the middle of my WhiteLines Ramadan, i get a call from Bossman talkin' bout schedule, BS'ing about some ulta go-backs he was doing, living in hotels now, then what sounds to me like "went and stayed a couple nights on the beach with a Tranny" he move on so quick I didn't even question what he said til I was off the phone like WTF FR?! When they picked me up I got introduced, it was Trintity who was a high school love of his like 3 decades agooooo. Story goes: she didn't have a date for prom, and some family members approached an even then already very influential Young Bossman if he would do the family a favor and take her. So our hero of the story Teenwolf Bossman asked his then current GF if it was okay for him to fulfill the favor and take this poor girl to prom and she SLAPS him, So he does take TeenTrintityTranny to prom, they fall in looovvve, are an item on and off many years. Someone talkin $h¡† and tellin her lies about him back while he may have been a high profile strongarm for drug dept collections sorta mucked it all up and they lost each other only to find love again several weeks back when now grown up adult agoraphobic shut in Tranninity's sink breaks down and she calls her acquaintance DopeMan for help who dont know alot about sinks but happens to be sitting across from none other than Mr. Bossman and gives him the phone...

Bossman: Tranny.

Tranny: Uhhm yes.

Bossman: Tranny Trintity Titmouse the Third?

Tranny: OMG Bossman, is that youuuu?

They meet up a sink or washing machine or something gets fixed, Bossman services the rest of her plumbing no doubt 😜 LOL

And now here we are. I passed this story down to you, just as it had been passed down to me by my forefathers and actually i sat there the whole time like a piss and vinegar firecracker just politely nodding my head and listening as way buzzed up Bossman chronicled their history for me, which was merely hours after I had discovered evidence of treason and that everything that I've ever thought sounded untruthful back to before 2016 even most likely was all lies and who knows wtf all there is I dont know about, so it made me want to vomit the whole time he was talking. Even tho it was good to see Bossman happy for once, I still wanted to kill him with every cute anecdote that he regaled us with. There you all caught up I think lol

*** End Scene ***

  

 

 

 

[kat (1)]

3 hours ago, WhiteLines said:

UseAnyways mi amigo Tron'alito, I think I owe you the off-season recap to everyones favorite online outlaw construction comedy/drama right? Well as we all know in the season 2 finale, Bossman unexpectedly hired DopeMan's hoochie mamma, DopeStar (Her name is actually Star, and has a big gangsta style cursive face tattoo over her eyebrow, she was formerly working as a plug in the Nashville area... y'all know what a plug is right, I don't need to do a hood slang class do i) DopeStar is from the hood and tho a white chick, she's always dated black dudes before and you can tell she comes from the Hood G. Abrasive, mouthy, unprofessional, literally no awareness of when and how one aughta behave. Let alone DopeMan and DopeStar's presence and our proximity to their turf in Nashville was bringing a large quantity of hardcore contraband in quantities that turnt "ridin' dirty" into "ridin' filthy" so all of these factors drove poor Juan over the edge unfortunately and he quit. Thus changing the lineup to:

"Star 'n Da Whiteboy's Tennessee Tri-star O.G. Grande Ol' Opry - Hip Hop Edition"

which ran its course for two weeks ending with my hand getting broken by DopeMan and an 8 foot ladder falling on top of it right before i took unprecedented time off work for my Holy Week (the week of my anniversary, daughters birthday, and memorial day)...

******Intermission******

Lol. It's very hard for us hood bitches too be professional,  even when I was a professional!  💯

I literally have no home training whatsoever.  I got a whole ass college education, though with the fatty girl loans to prove.

Edited June 10, 2022 by kat

[kat (1)]

Aww, my lil nephew invited me to go bar hop for his bday today.  He's 22. Last year my sister got him a party bus. It was cool.  One day I was looking at my sister's page on fb and I looked closer at her cover and my nephew actually was in a commercial or ad for Al Wissam. I was like damn sis, he already has some modeling under his belt you better start a portfolio lol.

Edited June 10, 2022 by kat