SpidersMoment Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Dear DGN Genie How do i get the stray cats to stop having kittens around here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Dear DGN Genie How do i get the stray cats to stop having kittens around here? "Stop dressing your kittens in lingerie and Brian Setzer will leave them alone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadnifer Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 oh good DGN Genie: when will I have some real fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 oh good DGN Genie: when will I have some real fun? "You gotta get to the party store first thing in the morning and stand in line to wait for the place to open it's doors--first thing in the morning is when malt-liquor, which has been waiting in the refridgerator all night, is at it's coldest temperature. And you'll never have more fun than a bottle of Colt45 at 7am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrassFusion Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 That's on my to-do list now. Dear DGN Genie: What's the best time of day to smoke heroic amounts of weed? Would it be in the morning, in tandem with the Colt 45, or at either of the much heralded 4:20s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadnifer Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 dear DGN genie: Who was the person to look at a cow and say: "Lets drink whatever comes out of these dangly things?" Ive just always wondered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted August 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 dear DGN genie: Who was the person to look at a cow and say: "Lets drink whatever comes out of these dangly things?" Ive just always wondered. Remember that one guy who insisted he was your uncle Rick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadnifer Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Oh good gosh....it was HIM??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted August 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Oh good gosh....it was HIM??? *Sigh* sorry to be the one to tell you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadnifer Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Whatever will I do with this current piece of information? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted August 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Whatever will I do with this current piece of information? Go Krogering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadnifer Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Why not Walmart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayne Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Oh great and powerful DGN Genie ... Why can't I go out on Saturday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted August 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Oh great and powerful DGN Genie ... Why can't I go out on Saturday? You can... there needs to be a plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Oh great and powerful Genie...... I just got awesome new shoes. But, when I walk in them, they make fart noises. Will I still be cute, despite that sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 (edited) Oh great and powerful Genie...... I just got awesome new shoes. But, when I walk in them, they make fart noises. Will I still be cute, despite that sound? "Dear Brenda Starrr, When I was a young boy I counldn't never afford no shoes fer my feet at all, and my mama always used to remind me: "I was sad that I didn't have no shoes, 'till I met the man who didn't have no socks". -Just like the Bible says. Also, the sounds you hear are actually your soul being sucked out of you through your ass. -Just the way the Lord intended." Edited September 13, 2006 by Paper Hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Good to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 (edited) Good to know. "Pass me the Potato Skins, babe." Edited September 13, 2006 by Paper Hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosyBlue Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Dear DGN Genie, Why can't I sleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 (edited) Dear DGN Genie, Why can't I sleep? "Silly Bahraini girl, you can't sleep because of James Cagney, baby, James Cagney. And I realize that you're not Bahraini yet, but you will be. The Genie knows everything" **puff of smoke, the genie exits from stage left** Edited September 16, 2006 by Paper Hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gothmama25 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Dear DGN Genie, Why am I so wide awake this late at night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truegothprincess Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Oh wise and powerful DGN genie, Whatever shall I do this weekend to keep from being bored? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted September 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Dear DGN Genie,Why am I so wide awake this late at night? Sorry what? I was sleeping... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted September 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Oh wise and powerful DGN genie,Whatever shall I do this weekend to keep from being bored? There is an old proverb that addresses this very question Miss TGP... neat huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gothmama25 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Oh great DGN genie, Will I have fun tonight at CC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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