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Dear DGN Genie:

Why do people keep fucking with me?

Please make them stop.

~Love,

Kelly

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An interesting problem my dear.... but consider this... What if instead of "fucking with you" they were simply "fucking you" would you still ask them to stop?

Just a thought

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If this were the case, magical genie oh wonderous blue hair, I'd probably be really raw and sore right about now.....so yeah....I guess I would ask them to stop......cause there's whole lotta them, one was old and bastardly, one was a 15 year old girl....and then one was just a big fugly oily mutha.....

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DGN Genie....

Why must people be so effen full of themselves? Do they not know that it just makes them look stupid?

Also, why must others be so effen desperate that they fish for attention?

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This is one of those age old questions that goes back to the time when there wasn't an age old before it... But in answer to your question, a simple level of lonliness, people get no validation from within any more and are sitting around thinking about too much, instead of simply doing something productive with their time... which would then give it's own validation... so the reach out to the unfeeling world in order to feel alive, because they miss something, and feel that they can only see their reflaction in others...

Either that or women don't put out enough in general...

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If this were the case, magical genie oh wonderous blue hair, I'd probably be really raw and sore right about now.....so yeah....I guess I would ask them to stop......cause there's whole lotta them, one was old and bastardly, one was a 15 year old girl....and then one was just a big fugly oily mutha.....

:evil:

Please describe the best encounters in detail...

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Dear DGN Genie:

Should I go to the bathroom now, or check my emails first and THEN go?

Also, you look like my grandpa. Are you my grandpa?

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I find that waiting to excrete is always better... if you can check your emails and then do it in the shower...

and no I am not your grampa... but I knew him

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No no no...you DO NOT and I mean do NOT want these kinds of details...... :unsure:

besides, if your the all knowing, then YOU know!

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yes but you must share with the rest of the class... what are you wearing?

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high heeled Flip-Flops - of course.....spluh.....

I have another kweschun.....

Dear DGN Genie:

What should I have for dinner tonight?

Love,

~Kelly

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How bout your husband? I am sure he wont mind

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Dear Genie,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

And don't be mentioning anything about my butt.

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Please send your tounge measurements to Brenda for processing this question...

Thanks

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