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is it possible to tame the nain rouge?

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"You know, this is funny: because a buddy of mine and I were camping on Belle Isle, this past weekend and as we started reheating our pre-cooked, prepared, frozen chicken nuggets over our campfire (we put them on sticks and roast them like marshmallows), we noticed we'd forgotten our bottle o' thousand island dressing! So, naturally, being the modern, hip, eccentrics that fast food has made us, one of us had to go back across the bridge and purchase another bottle, before our whole dinner was ruined, by lack of dippin' sauce. Bubba went to go get it.

Well, while I'm sitting there, by myself, feeling lonely over roast nuggets with no sauce, I heard a strange noise coming from the stand of trees behind us that I knew weren't no Cadillac Escalade. Finally, I stood up to try and tell what in hell was going on and was consummately struck in the head with an empty bottle of thousand island, that I recognized was ours because it had my initials written on the label; it was thrown from behind an old refrigerator, someone had abandoned... I suspected it was my buddy, just playing tricks but then out stepped that Nain Rouge! It wore blue knee socks and short shorts, with a jeweled bra and had it's hair crimped and (generally) looked like the Spice Girl that we never had. -Damned fucker seems to enjoy thousand island dressing."

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