Ask The DGN Genie

[Paper Hearts]

oh Genie,

why do the kangaroo's want me to free them from the zoo?

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"Kangaroos want to end up as toppings on your pizza, just like all of god's other creatures"

[Paper Hearts]

Am I gonna score ever with Dirtywhispers?

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"Dollar Dave, you will eventually score with every woman on Earth (and all women on other planets, as well) and even get a chance to titty-fuck the Statue of Liberty"

[Brenda Starrr]

"Dollar Dave, you will eventually score with every woman on Earth (and all women on other planets, as well) and even get a chance to titty-fuck the Statue of Liberty"

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No. Just....no.

[Dollardave]

No. Just....no.

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I'll change your mind in october when u see how well I dance and smooth talk.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll change your mind in october when u see how well I dance and smooth talk.

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I'm not easily swayed. You can dance your ass off and smooth-talk till sunrise. You can't sway me. Besides, Paul will protect me!

[Mikielikesit]

Oh DGN Genie when will it all stop and who will come out on top?

[Paper Hearts]

Oh DGN Genie when will it all stop and who will come out on top?

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"It will all end on a garbage day and naturally, we'll be left with nothing but the freak: Ringo will be the last Beatle standing".

[Brenda Starrr]

What should I wear for my interview today?

[Paper Hearts]

What should I wear for my interview today?

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"Wear all black clothing but with green stilletos, just to fuck things up"

[Brenda Starrr]

Thanks Genie. I knew I could count on you!

[JaneDead]

oh DGN Genie, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tooties roll pop?

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people have often asked that on here.. and no one has found out cuz i here i still sit, all alone

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[Fierce Critter]

Who will be elected president in 2008?

[JaneDead]

Who will be elected president in 2008?

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pedro of course

[Brenda Starrr]

Will pedro win buy a landslide and will Napoleon have to dance for us?

[Paper Hearts]

No. Just....no.

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"You're right: to suggest that there are women on other planets is just wrong. I can't prove it. There are women in orbit outside Earth, though and survey says: Dollar Dave will score with them as well"

[Paper Hearts]

Will pedro win buy a landslide and will Napoleon have to dance for us?

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"Actually, this just in: Al Sharpton will have the victory in 2008...as a republican. The convention will be held Inglewood, California."

[Brenda Starrr]

Did you notice that I spelled "buy" instead of "by"?? I didn't give Pedro a capital "P", either.....

WTF was up with that?

[Paper Hearts]

Did you notice that I spelled "buy" instead of "by"?? I didn't give Pedro a capital "P", either.....

WTF was up with that?

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"It's because of the evil spirits, Brenda".

[Brenda Starrr]

I've been getting very flustered, very easily. Can you help me?

[Paper Hearts]

I've been getting very flustered, very easily. Can you help me?

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"I can help you in many ways..."

[Brenda Starrr]

I probably just need a good smack upside the melon....

[Mikielikesit]

Oh Great Wise and Wonderful DGN GENIE, Should I come back from vacation or make them send out a search party to make me come back?

[Paper Hearts]

Oh Great Wise and Wonderful DGN GENIE, Should I come back from vacation or make them send out a search party to make me come back?

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"Go out and buy shotgun, barracade yourself in and let the bastards come to you".

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, Genie....

I just changed from barbells to hoops in my nipples, and it burned. When will it stop?? :tear

[Paper Hearts]

Oh, Genie....

I just changed from barbells to hoops in my nipples, and it burned. When will it stop??  :tear

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"Only Senior Papyrus Heart can suck pain from the nipples".