Welcome the eternal

[phee]

to the board!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Hiya!

[Homicidalheathen]

Hi I am the crazy one

[phee]

Hi I am the crazy one

She is correct

[ManicQueen]

Hell-O and Welcome

[bean]

Welcome

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Howdy. How did you find us? Curious , as always. Welcome. Hope you stick around. =)

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SDGNWQPS ™ ©

the Standard Detroit Gothic . Net Welcome Questions Polls and Suggestions 1.5b

Feel free to ignore anything you feel uncomfortable sharing, dont have the energy for or have covered already.  We are just friendly, if a bit nosey.  And we ask these same questions fairly often as you may have noticed.  :laughing

Current location?

Where from?

Work?

School?

Kids?

Married?

Single? 

Hobbies?

Other Stuff?

Additional ideas / questions:

Where did your DGN name come from?:

http://www.detroitgothic.net/index.php?showtopic=1148

If you live close enough, are old enough (18+ for City Club) and/or are ever in town you  may want to check out "DGN Night" on saturdays. (two pinned topics near the top, one for "whos going" the other for "who went last week?".

Some folk also enjoy our random pot of Polls:

http://www.detroitgothic.net/index.php?showforum=16

And we can always use help finding new friendly people for the board, if you know any help us out and drag em on over. 

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[Mikielikesit]

:devil Welcome to oblivion :devil *note to self find new introduction this ones getting played out*....HEH HEH WELCOME

[the eternal]

Howdy.  How did you find us?  Curious , as always.  Welcome.  Hope you stick around.  =)

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.

Wow! You guys are great. I feel like like Im in junior high and the hot girl just asked me to dance to Just Like Heaven by the Cure,

... and just then my feet fell asleep and I was so surprised she came up to me at all that drool started to slip out of my mouth and suddenly I got one of those out-of nowhere erections and she got grossed out and I realized it wasnt the hot girl but my friend Joe who kissed another girls cleavage and needs to leave before getting his ass kicked and they want my ass too and it's not really Just Like Heaven but Heaven is a Place On Earth by Belinda Carlisle and...

Okay bad example, but the point you guys are great.

Ive been lurking a bit before joining so i feel like I know you all already and I would flirt but it seems like everyone who welcomed me is either attached or is inviting me to oblivion and the last time a man invited me there I woke up 2 days later on Oval Beach in Saugatuck with a tiara on my head and a plug in my ass with a tatoo that said The Beautiful People with an arrow pointing at my testicles,

and I had this bizarre salty protein drink taste in my throat,

but know I love you all none the less.

Im a little shy about giving away personal information, but Ill say this much. I have that tall, dark, handsome thing going for me. Its hard to describe my looks.

Id say if Jeff Goldblum and Ross from Friends had a circle jerk and Cary Grant joined in at the last minute, thats about right. Women over 35 and men, well, over 35, seem to find me attractive. I look younger than I am but older and conservative for people who think industrial music was invented by nine inch nails

(see throbbing gristle-on second thought your 30 years too late and youd probably hate them but the point is...)

My age (if you havent guessed) Im too old to say Limp Bizkit has any talent (although arent we all)

Im old enough to have gotten high seeing the Dead, taken xanax at a cure disintegration concert, and dropped acid at a rave in an abandoned Chicago warehouse.

I'm too young too have done smack seeing the Stooges, eaten shrooms at a PinkFloyd Wall concert, or snorted coke while screaming We Are The Champions to Queen.

Occupation-

I am the voice inside your head

I am the lover in your bed

I am the sex that you provide

I am the hate you try to hide

I take you where you want to go

I give you all you need to know

I drag you down I use you up

Mr Self Destruct

(It's a VERY tedious time consuming job, I'll admit. My next life I'm working at Burger King)

Hobbies- I listen to music every now and again (and again and again and again)--really what else is the point of living

Everybody says they enjoy sex but I sometimes wonder.

Do you ever feel like the people that talk the most about sex are sometimes the ones who fear it most in real life (cricket chirping) Sorry I think I just jumped into the ocean there at 30000 feet.

Anyway, Im not a nymphomaniac by any means, but I feel there are so many types of people I havent tried yet. A lot of people view sexual partners like their favorite restaurant.

"Good to see you again this week. What'll you have?"

"The usual"

I look at sexual partners like going into the ice cream store...

with my sampler spoon

"i like this one, and that one, and OHHH, I've never seen that flavor before. MMMM! Here bring em all to the table at once. Yes, him too"

Sex and politics combined

I love bush but hate Bush.

I love dick but hate Cheney.

Ive never been very much into any kind of asshole.

How's that for a summary.

That's me. I hope you've laughed, cried, but most of all, you feel compelled to go out right now and sit and my face

and tell me that you love me.

Then , I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too

Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine

If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places

And play,

'til we're blown away

Bye all

(Extra points for whoever got that last one)

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, you'll fit in so well here with the rest of us nuts!!

[Mikielikesit]

A little monty python reference.........spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.....Oh and it wasn't an offer to take you to oblivion your already there :devil

[mallochai]

monty python? i thought it was bob and tom.... oh wait, that's the "blow me" song.

[Rozzlyn]

(see throbbing gristle-on second thought your 30 years too late and youd probably hate them but the point is...)

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Throbbing Gristle, eh? What do you think of Lemon Kittens?

[gothicmom]

I look younger than I am but older and conservative for people who think industrial music was invented by nine inch nails

*giggles*

[Troy Spiral (13)]

I am the voice inside your head

I am the lover in your bed

I am the sex that you provide

I am the hate you try to hide

I take you where you want to go

I give you all you need to know

I drag you down I use you up

Mr Self Destruct

Hah. Hey thats my theme song (when in a negative spin mood)

Fearless by VNV is my "Positive Mood" theme song.

[the eternal]

Hah.  Hey thats my theme song (when in a negative spin mood)

Fearless by VNV is my "Positive Mood" theme song. 

I knew there was something more to you than that spiral that controls my thoughts.

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[JaneDead]

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.

I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.

Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine

If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play

Till we're blown away!

fishy fishy fishy fish