Homicidalheathen Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 So I am standing in line at the medial supply store buy my non-latex gloves for hair styling when some old guy comes up to me and says: If I were a young man I would follow you to the ends of the earth. ~Sigh~ If only you were still a young man dude. If only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 The Earth is round... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce Critter Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Exactly. He'd follow her forever then. I love the elderly. Crotchety, sweet, whatever - gimme an old person and I'm a happy girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Old men are so sweet. I had one with sailor tattoos all over his arms tell me that he'd kill to be 50 years younger and would give me everything. He apparently thought I was 25. Another point for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 If an old man said that to me, I'd be kind of freaked out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 I guess you would, Paul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted July 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Awwww, see what I mean? That is so sweet. Old people appreciate what we so take for granted. Like health and freedoms. Old men are so sweet. I had one with sailor tattoos all over his arms tell me that he'd kill to be 50 years younger and would give me everything. He apparently thought I was 25. Another point for him. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 That's just my amazing sense of humor, again- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted July 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 No, if an old man said that to you....you SHOULD be scared....unless your gay and lookin for a suger daddy lol. That's just my amazing sense of humor, again- <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bean Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 I've gotten some really nice compliments from old people...I'm guessing it's because they are going blind and are senile, but hey, I'll take it. I think I'm gonna start hanging around nursing homes ! ha ha. :doh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted July 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Bean Water we are so much alike these days in our posts its scary ha. I cannot wait to party with you hopefully Saturday, late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slept with ghost Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 The Earth is round... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> you know i still think the earth is flat ask me for proff and i cant give you any but i like to belive it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 oaky this is not too sweet but more funny then anything else. When i was younger and he was then an old man, but looking back he really was not that old. He said if "i was younger i would eat the corn out of your shit just to see where it came from." Made me laugh and then thank god he was not younger he had to have been a hand full. lilith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce Critter Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 O.k., Harmony - that's just WAAAAY too disturbing. What hick town were you in that someone would think that would be a COMPLIMENT?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 That was pretty gross, yet alarmingly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 O.k., Harmony - that's just WAAAAY too disturbing. What hick town were you in that someone would think that would be a COMPLIMENT?!?!?!? LOL well actually it came from a co worker Mr. L had a long time ago it just happened at the right time with every one in the right mood for no one to get pissed or anything. That was pretty gross, yet alarmingly funny yes yes it was, We still giggle over that and make jokes about it. Just one of those things you are like OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT, but it is so funny that they did say it. Like i said thank god he was not younger with more pep and a fresh mind to come up with stuff. lilith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 i have gotten some of my favorite compliments from the elderly. some how it has meant more to me, hearing it come from them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bean Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Bean Water we are so much alike these days in our posts its scary ha. I cannot wait to party with you hopefully Saturday, late. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's going to kick so much ass!! I just have to remember to bring some tequila!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 Exactly. He'd follow her forever then. I love the elderly. Crotchety, sweet, whatever - gimme an old person and I'm a happy girl. Except for your husband.... The young one. :grin :woot: :whistling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral (13) Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 random kind words from people are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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