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Der Resistance

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 40% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 25% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 70% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

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The Expatriate

Achtung!

You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 18% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 9% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 0% on patriotic

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Der Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

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The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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The German Civilian

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

i don't like that outcome

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The Expatriate

Achtung!

You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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You expatriates are traitors!  Seeing bad things happend in your homeland then leaving when it gets uncomfortable!  It will be up to TheDark and I to set things right while you guys bathe in comfort and guilt!

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Hey Ma! Hand me my rifle!

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War mongers. LOL

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You expatriates are traitors!  Seeing bad things happend in your homeland then leaving when it gets uncomfortable!  It will be up to TheDark and I to set things right while you guys bathe in comfort and guilt!

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I'll be sure to bring some flowers for your graves on my way back into the country :cool

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Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 9% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 13% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 65% on patriotic

me think sthe 'blind patriotism sensor' be a tad over sensitive. i have a hard time seeing my responces triggering such a percentage of patriotism.

edit: this guys is also a tad hung up on finger pointing. its easy to say you would have fought back, but i bet you he and many in the same situation would have done the same as most germans.

war aint pretty. the world is a shitty place. bad thinsg happen all the time. we ofetn turn a blind eye to the world around us. if we didnt wed go insane.

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I got Ein Pig

Only because I think all non goth people need to be "reeducated".  But yeah I'm a bastard like that.

Also while I agree that all Nazi's suck cock, I must say I love the uniforms and the art.

Isn't it a shame that Nazi's ruined cool uniforms for people? I mean they looked slick as hell, but now with the association.... you know

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The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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<TABLE cellPadding=20 align=center><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle><FONT size=5><B>ADOLF HITLER himself</B></FONT><BR>Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic </TD></TR><TR><TD>You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler <I>himself</I>, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. <BR><BR>Sadly, you <B>exceeded expectations</B> on <B>all 3 indicators</B>. <BR><BR>Deutschland: Uber Alles!<BR><BR></TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle><IMG src="http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331412.jpg"> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><BR><BR><TABLE cellPadding=20><TBODY><TR><TD><SPAN id=comparisonarea>My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people <I>your age and gender</I>:<BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE cellSpacing=4 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=center><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=147 bgColor=#b2cfff height=20><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/"><IMG alt="free online dating" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border=0></A></TD><TD width=3 bgColor=white><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/"><IMG alt="free online dating" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border=0></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>98%</B> on <B>brainwashworthy</B></TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=center><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=146 bgColor=#b2cfff height=20><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/"><IMG alt="free online dating" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border=0></A></TD><TD width=4 bgColor=white><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/"><IMG alt="free online dating" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border=0></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>97%</B> on <B>antitolerant</B></TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=center><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=147 bgColor=#b2cfff height=20><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/"><IMG alt="free online dating" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border=0></A></TD><TD width=3 bgColor=white><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/"><IMG alt="free online dating" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border=0></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>98%</B> on <B>patriotic</B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926'>The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201'>jason_bateman</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid</a></td></tr></table>

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Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

woot! not a Nazi... i live with one to be one for the whole household... bad! :doh

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Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic

Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 56% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 98% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 96% on patriotic

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The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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Would I then have helped to build a nuclear weapon, that killed a whole bunch of nonwhite people? Because, yeah, that would have been COOL!

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I just have to say, of all the people on this board I would never have guessed that Marblez was actually Hitler!

:fear  :confused

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Hehe, I was kinda surprised myself. But I answered as honestly as I possibly could.

Hey, is that really a bad thing?

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I was in no way surprized. marblez is my hero and all.. but I'm pretty sure she would take over the world if given the chance.

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As long as it is in the best interest of mankind...in my mind. I am up for it. Wanna give it a go Dark? LOL.

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