Do I dare to go bare?

[the eternal]

Ok, so none of you have ever seen me. Ive had a few requests for people to see a picture of me.

One problem, the only pics I have are when a buddy of mine took them last year.

Oh yeah, and I'm wearing nothing but a mask.

If I post them here, will I regret it for the rest of my life???

[Brenda Starrr]

Ummm....

You would have to link to the pic, and put up a disclaimer that it isn't kid or work friendly.

It just can't be out in the open. My kids are really nosy.

[the eternal]

For those that don't know me, I'm male, under 40, and above average looking.

More info on me is in welcome the eternal, if you care.

[LuluVox]

I'd really rather not see that picture.

[Homicidalheathen]

You can send it to me, personally in my email....I am just curious....

Ok, so none of you have ever seen me.  Ive had a few requests for people to see a picture of me. 

One problem,  the only pics I have are when a buddy of mine took them last year.

Oh yeah,  and I'm wearing nothing but a mask. 

If I post them here, will I regret it for the rest of my life???

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[Jarodaka]

As far as first impressions are concerned (based on your low post count) I'd recommend at least some sort of clothing when posting pics. That is, you should be wearing clothes in the pictures. If you're not wearing clothes while posting, well, I have no objections.

As Brenda said, we are not scared of the nudity, just put a "NSFW" somewhere in the title as a common courtesy.

I'm also afraid to ask... where are you wearing the mask?

[Brenda Starrr]

So this means that since I have a ridiculously high post count, I can be as nude as I want to be?

[Jarodaka]

Of course Brenda, just, you know, remember the "NSFW" in the title of the thread.

[Fierce Critter]

Time to get a digital camera and take some face shots.

That is, I believe, what people are more likely to be interested in.

[the eternal]

Time to get a digital camera and take some face shots.

That is, I believe, what people are more likely to be interested in.

You know, thats the impression Im getting. I wasn't trying to be all- "Hey look at me guys" I'm not like that.

Basically, I'm pretty comfortable with my body, and I saw wheresmypiggy do it to huge fanfare, and I thought, well these are the only pictures I have. Why not?

Maybe Ill send a couple to HH, as long as she promises to be kind =)

[soothsayer]

For those that don't know me, I'm male, under 40, and above average looking.  That's all you're getting. 

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Um yea. :blink

[the eternal]

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Um yea. :blink

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I edited it.

All better??

(On second thought, can I edit this topic to just say =) =) =) =) =) )

Maybe that would work.

[Homicidalheathen]

Yah send them to me. If you havn't noticed I have shown everything but my nips in here...I try to cover my ass crack but forgot to in the whip pics.....ha. Sorry. I think you should treat this site like you do City club, no nips....no cracks.....cover anything else.

You know, thats the impression Im getting.  I wasn't trying to be all- "Hey look at me guys"    I'm not like that.

Basically, I'm pretty comfortable with my body, and I saw wheresmypiggy do it to huge fanfare, and I thought, well these are the only pictures I have.  Why not?

Maybe Ill send a couple to HH, as long as she promises to be kind  =)

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[mallochai]

I dunno... neogothboy posted a link to his website with is full of peni, so i think you should go for it. if people don't want to see it, all they have to do is not look. freedom of choice, you know. I guess I just think that the world needs more penis in plain view. boobs are great and all, but I see those pretty much every day. I need a good candid penis outlet, not porn, just ya know, penis, out of action, casual.

lol, not that I'm opposed to NON penis pictures. jeez, I'm gonna get myself into trouble again.

[kellygrrrrrl]

You can send it to me, personally in my email....I am just curious....

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ditto................................. :cheerful

[the eternal]

Thanks for the love guys. I was about to write Troy to delete this topic out of embarrassment.

It's funny. I'm kind of a nudist (not in the "lifestyle" or anything)and Im not ashamed of myself, but I actually have a great fear showing my face.

I think I have this bizarre notion that my enemies will reconize it and suddenly it'll appear on fox news the next day and it'll say "freak" and Ill be fired and laughed at and lying in the gutter next to the Ramada asking you for a couple of dollars for MD 20/20 and then be picked up for loitering after troy calls the cops for harassing his peepls and Ill end up in a jail cell where some guy named Cooter likes it raw and listens to toby keith and merle haggard and then...

Perhaps I've said too much.

Anyway, thanks for everyones input. If anyone else wants to chime in, cool.

I'll be offline til Mon.

Hopefully, I wont get the shakes. <DGN addiction taking hold>

[Brenda Starrr]

There's no wrong in just asking.

[bean]

I dunno... neogothboy posted a link to his website with is full of peni, so i think you should go for it.  if people don't want to see it, all they have to do is not look.  freedom of choice, you know.  I guess I just think that the world needs more penis in plain view.  boobs are great and all, but I see those pretty much every day.  I need a good candid penis outlet, not porn, just ya know, penis, out of action, casual. 

lol, not that I'm opposed to NON penis pictures.  jeez, I'm gonna get myself into trouble again.

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What she said...posting is support of more peni!!

[mallochai]

yyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy peni!

[Homicidalheathen]

Uh, ok. Your past a bit too colorful eh?

Thanks for the love guys.  I was about to write Troy to delete this topic out of embarrassment.

It's funny.  I'm kind of a nudist (not in the "lifestyle" or anything)and Im not ashamed of myself, but I actually have a great fear showing my face.

I think I have this bizarre notion that my enemies will reconize it and suddenly  it'll appear on fox news the next day and it'll say "freak" and Ill be fired and laughed at and lying in the gutter next to the Ramada asking you for a couple of dollars for MD 20/20 and then be picked up for loitering after troy calls the cops for harassing his peepls and Ill end up in a jail cell where some guy named Cooter likes it raw and listens to toby keith and merle haggard and then...

Perhaps I've said too much.

Anyway,  thanks for everyones input.  If anyone else wants to chime in, cool.

I'll be offline til Mon. 

Hopefully, I wont get the shakes.  <DGN addiction taking hold>

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[the eternal]

Uh, ok.  Your past a bit too colorful eh?

My past...maybe my future

I'll send it to you soon, though.

[Homicidalheathen]

Ok, I am a nudist myself...and welcome cock pics but....we all want to know who we are talking to is all.

Can't you post a pic of your face in your profile for us? I can take one of you if ya want....

My past...maybe my future

I'll send it to you soon, though.

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[the eternal]

Ok, I am a nudist myself...and welcome cock pics but....we all want to know who we are talking to is all.

Can't you post a pic of your face in your profile for us?  I can take one of you if ya want....

:blushing :blushing --just knowing that you're online right now reading this forum.

First of all, who is everyone? I dont think I ve gotten a single unsolicited PM.

(The only time I know I'm not yelling into a canyon is when I'm espousing radical sexual politics)

I guess it's just that I dont know if I feel comfortable knowing (for ex) my boss's son could be surfing and come across all these personal rants and desires and then see my face attached.

Im being so oddly paranoid I know.

Ive been told Im kind of cute,...

but then again, I've been told that Pamela Anderson is drop dead gorgeous and I've been seen blow-up dolls more attractive than her,

SO it's a little subjective.

[JULES]

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.

But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.[VINCENT]

So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?

[JULES]

We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.

I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Maybe Ill make that my signature.

[Rozzlyn]

For those that don't know me, I'm male, under 40, and above average looking. 

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I'll be the judge of that.

[Rozzlyn]

As far as first impressions are concerned (based on your low post count) I'd recommend at least some sort of clothing when posting pics.  That is, you should be wearing clothes in the pictures.  If you're not wearing clothes while posting, well, I have no objections.

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Define "wearing clothing."

Socks are clothing. Wearing just socks would technically be "wearing clothing."

I'm not questioning your Moderatorly Duties -- I'm just asking for you to expand on this "wearing clothing" thing.... Before you all get to become one with the fat.